Late Night With Jimmy Fallon #hashtags....

these were some funny hashtags on late night tonight…

“i will cut the size of chapsticks in half so you can feel the achievement of actually finishing one. #mycampaignpromise”

“I promise to match equal numbers of hot dogs with packaged buns. No bun left behind!  #mycampaignpromise”

“I will eliminate bags of chips that are only half full. This is America. Give me what I paid for.  #mycampaignpromise”

“I promise to have the Kool-Aid Man repair every wall and home he has destroyed. Oh yeah!  #mycampaignpromise”