At the beautiful Window Cliff falls
  • Will: Man, I want to swing out over the rocks on this sketchy rope
  • Me: Do it man!
  • Will: someone test the rope over the water first so i don"t die
  • Me: What the heck, Ill just do it!
  • Me: ( slips and jumps and falls off 10 foot ledge into a foot of water)
  • Me: (life flashes before my eyes)

I am in the trunk of a stationwagon on my way to a Renaissance fair because this is what happens, kids, to directionless Liberal Arts majors in a recession: escape by cheapest means available.