Strawberry Sundae Surprise with Extra Sprinkles
aka The Ice Cream Hartwin AU
aka if you start me talking on Hartwin and fluff and food, this is what you’ll get as my co-conspirator sententiousandbellicose will attest.
Harry braves lasers and gunfire, rappels down skyscraper,
steals a secret scroll from a locked vault fifteen feet down in the ground…and
then gets grazed by a car beating a traffic light.
At least Merlin has the decency to look
sympathetic after he finishes laughing.
He’s put out of comission for a couple of months, but the thing is, the tailor’s roster is full…and they really, really need people at Kingsman’s other front.
The official reason for Kingsman Creamery’s existence is
that their fine bespoke tailor shop along Savile Row is hardly the most
convenient of guises for keeping tabs on most of the general population. Or
even for most of their employees who hardly fit the demographic to be going
through the doors of a fancy suit shop every single day.
.An ice cream parlour, on the other hand…Everyone eats ice cream.
Unofficially though, Harry just thinks that one of the early Arthurs probably just developed an extreme fondness of the dessert and wanted a convenient way to obtain it everyday.
Grudgingly, he ends up working there while he recovers.