darcy asking mjolnir politely if she can lift the hammer off of the magazine she wants to read - because sometimes thor doesn’t pay attention to where he sets it down and mjolnir ends up on the coffee table on top of darcy’s stack of magazines (“myah-myah, i want that” *lifts mjolnir to awe of everyone in the room, thor laughs* “thank you!” *puts mjolnir down again, walks off with magazine) and it’s just great

everyone else tries the same thing, because if darcy “my taser is my best friend” lewis can pick up thor’s magic hammer, than they all should be able to, right? nope, no dice