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Rogue is good

Context: the skeleton soul reaper and the high elf rogue go to a brothel
DM: you guys are going to have a rough night, make constitution saving throws
*soul reaper aces the first 2 and the rogue fails the second one*
Rogue: Can i use sleight of hand to tag my little head out?
*the whole table bursts in laughter*
DM: (still laughing) ok
*rogue proceeds to pass the DC*
DM: that’ll do.

3

“He looked more alive in death”
⇨ Happy birthday dear old kimberly ✲゚*