my: lightning thief

if you recognize yourself in these pages, if you feel something stirring inside, stop reading immediately. you might be one of us. and once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you.
don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  • Clarisse: hey, PRISSY
  • Percy: *gets in a fight every five seconds*
  • Percy: *kills Fury without training*
  • Percy: *kills Minotaur without training*
  • Percy: *defeats Ares*
  • Percy: *holds up the sky*
  • Percy: *kills giants and titans in his sleep*
  • Percy: *survives Tartarus*
  • Percy:
  • Percy: bitch call me prissy one more time