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Ruby Tuesday s in Bowling Green Kentucky

I love how they can discriminate against me for my disabity i have been trying to get a job here for 3 years now they tell me that my wife works here they dont hire family but in the past 3 years there have been husbands and wifes working here boy friend and girl friend that r now husband and wife one gay man was called a faggot u suck cocks i dont think thats rite if u would reblogg to let everyone know how Ruby Tuesday is

So the other night my wife who works in event planning had to go into work to finish up some last minute tasks and the woman that does softgoods (drapes, banners, miscellaneous sewing stuff) was working on an upholstery project that she was struggling with and my wife told her that I know how to upholster and so she hired me for the evening and I helped her figure things out and kind of saved her life a little and we worked on it for a few days and finished up this afternoon and turns out it was for Lady Gaga’s national tour.

So yeah, good day.

My wife says I am so dexterous that she could hire me out to her single, lonely friends! So I made up this term and submitted it to Urban Dictionary, and the excepted it! 😂😂😂

theblondechippewa  asked:

so i didnt plan on going to my hs reunion but i might if i can hire you to be my hot wife

Be prepared to take out a loan, depending on what sort of “hot wife” you want me to be. My prices range anywhere from 10k-25k.

I used to be very excited about new HP movie(s) but now I’m just…

like, they had the opportunity to finally un-white HP franchise a little and they didn’t do shit. I mean I’ve heard there were some Jewish chars in FBAWTFT but apart from that the movie was very white apparently; of course we have four more to go but I’m very skeptic.

Then they went and from all the eligible actors who could’ve played Grindelwald, they hired Joh*ny I-Beat-Up-My-Wife Depp. 

And if what I’m hearing about villain queercoding in FBAWTFT is correct, this does not bode well for the future of LGBT+ rep in those movies also.