wcw/wce ~ Berenice Griselda Wolfe

Bless this woman, this problematic fave of mine.

Even though it’s frustrating, and hearing Hanssen say “she’s decided to stay” felt like the biggest slap in the face, I adore this woman and I ache over the thought of her being so hard on herself. Professionally she is in complete control, she is who you want in a crisis, she’s bloody good at what she does and she knows it! Professional Bernie is the ’Big macho army medic’ oh and how she’s made me swoon since day one. But personally? she’s so much more fragile than I ever would’ve expected and it’s kinda great in a way that the writers have given her that dimension, and flipped the old ‘lesbian/bi character seduces straight character’ on it’s head.Don’t get me wrong, she has seduced Serena and made her fall in love with her, but in terms of pushing things forward she isn’t the aggressor. Serena is the more confident,  she’s been completely open with how she feels- totally in keeping with Serena Campbell’s character, god love that woman! Bernie has so much guilt over hurting her family, Marcus and Alex that she denies herself the chance to even see where her love for Serena will take her. How sad is that? she’s convinced that all she’ll do is cause pain and suffering and that’s heart breaking. 

 No- one is tougher on Bernie than Bernie…“you stupid, stupid coward” -  I wish she spoke to herself the way she speaks to others, because she is a great friend, always very quick to show kindness to everyone but herself . She isn’t a coward, and I wish she believed that she deserves this happiness because she does, and so does Serena.

So come home Bernie and embrace being loved by the one and only Serena Campbell, because that is an absolute gift. 

why do women in dress pattern illustrations look like they’re about five seconds away from DRAMATICALLY DECLARING THEIR LOVE?

#here we see masha- young and untutored in the ways of love#‘o katya!’ she cries 'my very soul aches when you are not by my side! i tell you i could not breathe if you were to leave me!’#katya kisses her just once. very gently.#and then leaves chelyabinsk. never to return#(two years later masha marries a local boy and never lets herself think of what might have been)


I let you in. I let you know me. I let you see me. You wanted to be seen. By you.


Aries: Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine
Taurus: Will you still love me when I shine, from words but not from beauty
Gemini: My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies
Cancer: He hurt me but it felt like true love
Leo: You can’t keep your hands off me or your pants on
Virgo: The other woman, is perfect where her rival fails
Libra: I want my cake and, I wanna eat it too - I wanna have fun, and be in love with you
Scorpio: Come take a walk on the wild side, let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain
Sagittarius: In the land of gods & monsters, I was an angel looking to get fucked hard
Capricorn: He didn’t want me all the time, but you were worth it anyways
Aquarius: Will you still love me when I’ve got nothing but my aching soul?
Pisces: Shared my body and my mind with you, that’s way over now


  1.  o b v i o u s l y. okay but not even just them apparently kissing on the mouth. like, the whole thing leading up to it. michael all ‘it’s because you’re here, we’re not talking because you’re here’ staring down at his phone. luke staring at him. michael flicking his eyes up with this little teehee i know i’ve been naughty grin. luke’s voice gone low, flirty, 'oh yeah?’ michael’s second grinning glance up. luke getting in michael’s face, michael turning to meet him, so close that luke startles back. but then luke comes back in. michael’s eyes slip shut, he tilts his head up to meet luke’s mouth. soft kissing noise. ashton interrupts them. i start crying. i never stop crying. i’m crying right now
  2.  listen…listen. i’m fucking haunted by this. on any given day i’m wandering around in a haze thinking about this cuddle. how fucking good is this cuddle. this is such a random situation. the fact that it takes place in a keek where ashton’s talking about them four-way marrying each other is almost incidental. let me spell that out more clearly: they are the most homoromantic thing in a keek about an all-dude four-way marriage. ashton wants them all united in holy matrimony together and luke and michael are already there. too late, son, the marriage bed is in progress. it’s so fucking casual, is what kills the entirety of my person. look at the way they fit together like the big dumb six foot tall puzzle pieces they are. look at luke’s body creating the perfect end parentheses for michael to tuck his love poem of a self into. it was vegas, and i understand. it gets cold there in air-conditioned hotel rooms, sometimes you have to tuck yourself into bed. sometimes you have to lie down on that bed and fit yourself into the perfect warm space created by your bandmate. sometimes it’s not enough to fit yourself there, and you have to uncomfortably sling your arm back over him, winding yourselves together, locked up close and tight, your head pillowed against his ribs, his body curled in to protect yours. i understand. i understand

  3. okay what the fuck? i’m just asking, and my question is 'what the fuck.’ once again it’s not even really the blatant sexual advances, it’s the stupid little torturous things that frame a picture that should be in a museum. it’s michael’s hand on the fucking back of luke’s neck, his thumb stroking tenderly over the top of luke’s spine. take a minute to yourself and remember the last time you touched your platonic friend like that. oh it was the twelfth of never? same. i spent so long trying to understand this video when it was first posted. i couldn’t figure out where the photographer was. bc if you’re standing with your arms around each other’s waists, it’s for a pic right? no it isn’t, not when you’re clemmings. they’re literally just standing there hanging around and clinging to each other like a gross couple. oh and i guess then michael goes in for a lil kissy kiss and luke, less drunk, remembers they’re in public. cool deal. in related news, *pours large drink for myself to deal with this*

  4.  i have a lot of questions actually. first of all why the fuck did you go from zero to sex voice in 2.5 seconds. i really encourage you to watch this if you haven’t already. then go and watch one of the other luke ones. do you notice how in this one luke’s voice drops low, deep, and in the others it doesn’t. why? 'you know what? you know what i like?’ says luke, looking michael up and down as if in answer. why does his answer make michael duck his head and look at the ground, giggling low and telling luke to shut up? why? why? why does it seem like they have a secret they’re not telling us? why? wh

  5. the thing about clemmings is that sometimes they seem to forget they are humans who are also visible to other humans. like what was going through luke’s strange little robot brain as he approached michael here? michael looks wistful and longing. let’s go and make michael feel better. meanwhile michael is playing out this yearning romance, wishing his lover would come back to him and then oh - there’s his lover. there he is. he’s coming in so close. reach for him. yes. touch him oH WAIT THIS IS A STILL A TWITCAM. OUR BAD. LET’S GIGGLE LIKE DUMB JERKS WHILE EVERYONE WATCHING SCREAMS TO THE HEAVENS AND RENDS THEIR GARMENTS IN UNSATISFIED SEXUAL AGONY

I’ve…I’ve been reading the badcharacterdesign contest entries for an hour straight…I can literally feel them eating away at my soul…the fact that, had I not know about the blog and contest, someone could have explained the exact same ideas to me and I would have completely believed they were actual children’s movies coming out…it hurts…I’m completely dead inside…

The signs as Lana Del Rey songs

Aries: Born To Die

“Come and take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane, so
Choose your last words”

Taurus: Young and Beautiful

“Will you still love me
When I’m no longer young and beautiful?
Will you still love me
When I got nothing but my aching soul?”

Gemini: American

You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me ‘round like a child”

Cancer: Video Games

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you
Everything I do
I tell you all the time
Heaven is a place on earth with you”

Leo: National Anthem

“You said to “be cool” but, I’m already coolest
I said to “get real, don’t you know who you’re dealing with?” ”

Virgo: Old Money

But if you send for me, you know I’ll come
And if you call for me, you know I’ll run
I’ll run to you, I’ll run to you”

Libra: Carmen

“It’s alarming honestly how charming she can be
Fooling everyone, telling how she’s having fun”

Scorpio: Blue Jeans

“I would wait a million years
Promise you’ll remember that you’re mine
Baby can you see through the tears? ”

Sagittarius: Ride

“I am alone in the night
Been tryin’ hard not to get in trouble, but I
I’ve got a war in my mind
I just ride”

Capricorn: Money Power Glory

“I want money and all your power, all your glory
Alleluia, I wanna take you for all that you got”

Aquarius: Shades Of Cool

“You are invincible
I can’t break through your world
'Cause you live in shades of cool
Your heart is unbreakable”

Pisces: This Is What Makes Us Girls

We all look for heaven and we put love first
Something that we’d die for
It’s our curse