~The types as my internet search history~

ENTP: are nuns just self insert shipping themselves with jesus

ENFP: wher buy kazzoo

ESFJ: breast milk calories

INFJ: self sacrificing puddinng recipe

ISTJ: what liight do i cross street on red or gren??

ISFP: fear of pool floaties name


ENFJ: is obama a lesbian

ISTP: i hear goku

ESTP: how do i sneeze into my elbow without looking like im dabbing

ESFP: snazzy cool boy jumpin with hat

INTJ: quick and easy ways to kill your relatives

ESTJ: why does my grandma look like psy

ISFJ: how to censor swear words with while still looking cool and trendy

INFP: dream about finding child in sandwich meaning

anonymous asked:

im lowkey obsessed with bts smut reactions and i have gone on a hunt to find good blogs that do them other than yours can u tag some or lemme know some cause i'm desperate lmao

So I had to search my follow-list quite long to find the ones I was aiming for. They’re quite popular sooo:








@smuttyassholes (which I couldn’t tag, but linked it)

alright. those are my faves! 


how you get the boy - six

“Not in the mood to chat up a bird tonight?” I asked to which he replied with a shrug. “No one wants to shag the birthday boy? Shame.”

His smirk returned and he leaned against the bar, placing his chin on top of his laced fingers, “Do you want to take one for the team then?”

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anonymous asked:

How do you know/find out what color your aura is?

You can either get another who does aura reading or works with auras to tell you or you can practice energy work and aura reading for yourself. I do not personally work with aura reading but you can search my blog for it in the search bar, if I have anything on it it will be there.

Practicing meditation, visualization and energy work exercises can also help you gain the ability to read and sense your own aura. I have a post on visualization exercises on my blog under ‘visualization’

anonymous asked:

playlist: sunday blues

Sunday Morning - No Doubt

We Sleep Forever - Aiden

You Don’t Know My Name - Alicia Keys

Sour Times - Portishead

The Chosen - Voltaire

Saffron’s Curse - Cradle of Filth

Carmilla’s Masque - Cradle of Filth

Strawberry Gashes - Jack off Jill

Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis

Better in Time - Leona Lewis

Crying Game - Nicki Minaj

Grand Piano - Nicki Minaj

Over the Hills and Far Away - Nightwish

Don’t Speak - No Doubt

Perfectly Flawed - Otep

Invisible - Otep

UR a WMN NOW - Otep

Sober - Pink

Runaway - Pink

Beam Me Up - Pink

Snuff - Slipknot

Vermillion Part 2 - Slipknot

Run - Snow Patrol

Lifeless - Stolen Babies

Lonely Day - System of a Down

Soldier Side - System of a Down

Never Too Late - Three Days Grace

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman

cascase  asked:

I like the idea of having Gabe\Chuck\Death as the gatekeeper for Cas's return. I wrote a short fic using the DH Dumbledore and Harry scene as a template, actually. I didn't get to explore it as much as I wanted (it fought me, lol), but it's called "After All" on AO3. I'm excited others are seeing the parallel, too! The fic isn't good enough to post this, lol, I just got excited about the possibility coming up and wanted to throw in my two cents!

Yeah, I mean it’s not JUST a trope from Harry Potter, but it’s one most people can recognize and understand really easily. That scene actually encompasses a number of tropes, but the ones I believe could be relevant to SPN are:

And heck, I read your story. It’s lovely!

(and like all good fluff fic, the show’s gonna drag the whole thing out a heck of a lot more painfully, but… yeah. :D)

BTS as Dad Tweets

Namjoon: One thing I definitely underestimated when I first became a father was the great amount of joy embarrassing my kids would bring me.

Seokjin: I constantly google “how to put your kids up for adoption” so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I’m not messing around.

[in car drop off line at school]

Dad, this isn’t even our school.

“Look kids…Daddy’s hungover. Just go in there & learn something, ok?”

Hoseok: Parents say a lot of things over and over. For example, I just said “Please don’t pull Daddy’s pants down in public.” for the 500th time

Jimin: I hope I never hit that dad phase where I think it’s a good idea to buy a minivan.

Taehyung: My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over to our house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure


Child: What’s neglect mean?

Me: Shhh daddy’s playing video games


Day Six: April 22nd
Oath / Family / Protect

For @kiribakuweek2k17 again!! Guess who’s crawling back with the kiribaku’s family outing and kirishima taking 124378 pictures of his beautiful husband and their beautiful adoptive child

aut2imagineart  asked:

If you're still doing art requests do you think you can do a Miraculous Ladybug AU with Ladybug as a genie and Cat Noir as an Aladdin-like character holding her lamp?

Chat: My wish already came true <3

Ladybug: No really… what are your wishes?

I hope this outfit is ok, all my searches for ‘female genie outfit’ come up as sexy Halloween costumes :U

buy me a coffee?💜

anonymous asked:

Do you like bluepulse or nah?

i don’t know man

it’s alright i guess

i guess its kinda ok

it’s not really my thing though

it’s not like i’ve drawn it a million times

it’s not like it’s one of my otps or anything

so idk you tell me

did you even bother checking my tag anon?