my-phone-is-cooler-than-you

anonymous asked:

You are the most beautiful woman to walk this earth, and you're cooler than a summertime slurpee. The look in your eyes alone could fill anyone with the strongest desire to make you theirs.

I almost let my own phone correct I like you to what yours wants to.

*The sonic jingle* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Nothing’s cooler than tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch. But if Carmen Sandiego tries to touch my stapler in a place or in a way that makes you do a barrel roll that’s NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good.  It’s your banana phone. No one has the right to work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger if you don’t want them to.  So what do you do? First, you say “Whatever.” Then, YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!