Shit, tonight I saw 3 dudes with fedoras on and 1 dude with a cowboy hat on. Out of a group of about 30. This shit is out of control. 

I told one person to take their fedora off because my uncle raped me in one and it brought back bad memories, and they laughed. Someone else got real perplexed. No one took any fedoras off. Call me insensitive for making up that story, but I’m highly sensitive to fedoras.