• Me:Mom, I think I love her..
  • Mom:I know honey
  • Me:No I mean like...she's my eternal companion..
  • Mom:I think she's a perfect eternal companion for you. She's quite a girl
  • Me:So you approve?
  • Mom:Of course. She's by far the cutest girl you've been with. And of course she's a good person. She's great
  • Me:I'm gonna marry her one day mom
  • Mom:I know, personally I think blue would compliment her eyes and skin tone better than lavender. Also, be sure to-
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:You know what, I'll just plan your wedding
  • Me:Sounds good!
  • Mom:You're wearing a dress.
  • Me:Damn
I told my mom about the whole lactation situation that happened the other day
  • Me:I just don't get people.
  • Mom:Yeah, it's not like you want to breastfeed your boyfriend or anything!
  • Me: (。ヘ°)
  • Mom:
  • Me: ( 。 ヘ ° )

My mom, brother, and I were all in the kitchen and she was eating Sour Cream & Onion Lay’s and very seriously said “I need to tell you guys something” and we get worried and ask what it is and she stares us in the eye and says

“I love these goddamn potato chips.”