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Apartment AUs
  • Washer/Dryer buddies (always finding the other’s pair of socks, underwear, etc. in their basket after they get home.
  • I got your mail by mistake and I’m hoping you have mine.
  • You live on the floor above me and you stomp a lot. 
  • These walls are sort of thin and I can hear you singing horribly to the Pretty Woman soundtrack when you’re in the shower.
  • We both share the same noisy neighbor and we talk shit about them in the laundry room together.
  • There’s a drunk guy singing outside and we both look out our windows to watch.
  • I’m spring cleaning and you laugh at me for trying to hang my sheets on a make-shift laundry line.
  • You’re the horrible cook who I often see opening and closing your front door to get rid of the smoke.
  • You work in the main office and I’m constantly coming in to ask for a spare key.
  • I tend to lock myself out of my apartment a lot and sort of need to climb out your window to crawl into mine.
  • These walls are really thin; and I swear you’re the loudest orgasm-er I’ve ever heard.
  • You just moved in across the hall and I thought I might invite you over for a beer or something.
  • Dogs and I don’t really get along well, but…? I guess your dog sorta likes me..? 
The first 5 people to put "I WANT YOU TO BEG!" in my inbox get to torment my muse!

1st person gets to tie my muse down and do whatever they like with them.

2nd person gets to torture the fuck out of my muse in anyway they please.

3rd person gets to break my muse’s heart. Completely devastate them!

4th person has something my muse wants but won’t allow them to have it until they do everything your muse commands.

5th person gets to get my muse hot an bothered and leave them wanting more.