• Somewhere in S9 hopefully...(prolly won't happen but this seems to be a running theme/joke)
  • Nurse:*hands the Doctor the baby* Congratulations you have a son! He's a perfect mix of you and Ms. Oswald.
  • Doctor:*carrying the baby O_O looks at Clara* He's is a perfect mix of us Clara...half time lord...half human...It's almost--
  • Clara:*shaking her head* hoe don't do it!
  • Doctor:It's almost like he's a (*gasp*) hybrid!
  • Clara:oh my god!

Requested by a lot of anons! <3
Prompts:  Gosh darnit lex may be evil but he’s such a mf cutie and gosh he’s just too cute pls pls pls write more of him he’s just a cutie pie who needs love in this world :’) /  Oh my lord lex luthor is the cutest thing on this earth and deserves so much love do not fight me on this I want to love him. / and ect.


Again he was on a rampage: throwing things, yelling, flaying his hands into the air and motioning at various objects in his office he was angry with – from graphs to bad calculations. You merely sighed, softly, shaking your head gently at him as if it would help. He paid no mind to you sitting by his desk as he huffed and paced the airy room, continuing to blab about his ‘brain-dead’ co-workers and idiotic business partners who couldn’t recognize his superiority. When your phone rang you almost picked it up, but refrained from doing so – you knew that it would hurt him if you decided to ignore him, despite him ignoring you. Instead you let the blank tone ring as you watched the love of your life finally turn to you; his face beat red from anger and his hair almost standing on edge because he kept ruffling it.

“—know what I mean?!” He finished, heated. Of course you had no clue what he meant, but you nodded anyway, standing up and leisurely pacing to him. You rested your hands on his shoulders, them trembling from rage, as you shushed him and gently patted. Lex tensed his jaw, looking away from you.

“Don’t get so worked up for nothing.” You hushed. He was about to snap again, but you continued, “Idiots will be idiots. No changing that. But I get you. I understand you, Lex.” You said, your palm coming to rest on his cheek and you made him look at you, “And I will gladly help with any revenge plan you may think of.” You finished lighthearted, leaning in and softly pecking him on the lips. He gave in immediately. Grinning, you added, “Now. Slow down, and tell me how I can help.”

Requests are opened!

I have unanswered prayers
I have trouble I wish wasn’t there
And I have asked a thousand ways
That you would take my pain away
You would take my pain away

I am trying to understand
How to walk this weary land
Make straight the paths that crooked lie
Oh Lord, before these feet of mine
Oh Lord, before these feet of mine

When my world is shaking, heaven stands
When my heart is breaking
I never leave your hands

When you walked upon the earth
You healed the broken, lost and hurt
I know you hate to see me cry
One day you will set all things right
Yeah, one day you will set all things right

When my world is shaking, heaven stands
When my heart is breaking
I never leave your hands

Your hands that shaped the world
Are holding me
They hold me still


Your Hands - JJ Keller

Your hands that shaped the world are holding me they hold me still