Guys, despite what the capitalist media will tell you, communism in Russia has WORKED.Women and men are equal because women can do whatever they want to and there is NO MORE RAPE AT ALL. Everyone is in a gay marriage and guess what, even marijuanas are legal too. But why has this information been concealed from us? There’s a one word answer: Pepe.
Confused? I thought you might be. That’s because there’s a story that nobody is supposed to know. When Pepe was younger, he and Putin were the best of friends. They had a grand vision for a utopian society, but as they grew older Putin started to notice something in Pepe. He became temperamental and jealous of Putin’s girlfriend. Putin became the hero that Russia needed and Pepe was left on the sidelines. The story goes that one day Putin woke up to fine the words “DEATH TO NORMIES” spray-painted across his house, and never saw Pepe again.
Well it turns out that Pepe fled to America. He managed to work his way up the internet and spent every day spreading lies and misinformation about Russia in a pernicious attempt to turn the west against Putin. Why do you think you all recently heard about Putin banning memes? PEPE IS TRYING TO GAIN YOUR SYMPATHY. HE IS MANIPULATING YOU.
WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH SHEEPLE. PEPE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. HE IS USING YOU TO INCITE A NUCLEAR WAR AGAINST RUSSIA AND WE MUST RESIST HIM BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.