Danny: What are the perks of being a cop?
Steve: Well…
Danny: Pay sucks, the hours suck, sometimes, I get… no, no, not sometimes… all the time, I get shot at all the time.
Steve: What are you talking about? You never… you hardly ever get shot at.
Danny: Is that a joke? You making a joke?
Steve: Okay, when was the last time you got clipped?
Danny: You’re not a funny person. Are you trying to be funny? You’re not.

Hawaii Five-0 - 2x05 - Ma'ema'e (Clean)