my-ex-husband-2

anonymous asked:

I remember in Fable 2 I did the quest for the Ghost woman to help with her revenge against her ex, now I didnt want to marry the guy so I gave him the letter and forgot about him after the quest, a bit later I got married to the tattoo artist in the gypsy camp, it said his favorite place was Bowerstone market, so being the good wife I am I decide to take him there as on a date, we get there and the ex is apparently back from the grave and is flirting with me while my husband is RIGHT THERE (1/2)

So my husband sees the ghost-ex-guy flirting with me, becomes suspicious and divorced me on the spot. The fucking ex came back from the dead and ruined my marriage. FML. (2/2)

OMF THIS IS SO HILARIOUS IM SO SORR Y

God give me patience.. God give me patience.. God give me patience..

Nope, screw it. I’m about to just unleash the fury of a 5′2 blonde who’s plain fed up with her ex husband’s childishness. I’ve held it, bit my tongue for 2 years now. I can’t anymore.

I won’t anymore.

He knows I’m moving to Florida to make our daughter’s life –and his, easier. He can’t just watch her for ONE DAMN HOUR while I go meet a real estate agent to look at the beach house I’m thinking of buying.

ONE HOUR.

WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE BETTER TO DO FOR ONE HOUR, BRENT, HMM??

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Birthday: Feb 18

Gender/Pronouns/etc.: she/her

Relationship status: happy single

Zodiac: aquarius

Siblings: older brother and a twin sister

Pets: 2 cats who live with my ex husband

Wake up times: 6:00

Love or lust: love. who needs lust anyway? 😜

Lemonade or iced tea: lemonade

Cats or dogs: cats, definitely

Coke or Pepsi: Coke

Day or night: day

Text or call: text

 Met a celebrity: James Morrison after a concert, what a cutie. And Per Gessle a couple of times.

Smile or eyes: eyes.

Light or dark hair: dark

Shorter or taller: taller

Chapstick or lipstick: chapstick

City or country: city

Last song I listened to: If I loved you by Art Garfunkel
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