“It’s true that I’m a bad bitch!” I eat my rice and cabbage.” “Ass so fat he wanna grab it.” “If he got a couple hundreds he could have it!” “Y’all already know I’m the baddest bitch! I suck that dick, and then I ride that shit!“Best believe he gonna pay for it. Get on his knees then he pray for it. “Fuck him in his mama’s bed.” Yeah, that nigga got the best head!” #moniquethephysique #chocolate #curves #philadelphia to #afropunk #chocolatelover #lingerie #vixen
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The signs as characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Aries: Uncle Iroh

Taurus: Katara

Gemini: Appa

Cancer: Toph

Leo: Azula

Virgo: Aang

Libra: Suki

Scorpio: Jet

Sagittarius: Sokka

Capricorn: Momo

Aquarius: The cabbage guy

Pisces: Zuko


I told you already … no vegetables on the ferry! One cabbage slug could destroy the entire ecosystem of Ba Sing Se! Security! 

If you slow this segment down, you can actually see the cabbage slug getting destroyed along with the cabbages. Slowed it down and showed the projected motion to make it easier to spot!

Thanks to Emily Tetri (who, by the way, has a new Tumblr blog where she will be posting funny sketches and comics:, we here on the Korra crew have collectively watched about a million hours of Maymo the Dog’s videos this week. At home, I went to show my wife this particular video when I noticed the top comment. Ha!

(And who are the 124 people who went out of their way to “dislike” this video? What is wrong with people? Who does that? Is it just one useless curmudgeon who has thousands of YouTube accounts who just goes around “disliking” videos all day? Go fly a kite! For real, get off your ass and go fly a kite––outside.)