Youtube AU where Keith has an insanely popular conspiracy theory channel and Shiro has a fitness and beauty channel and they end up as co-presenters during a Youtube awards thingy, fast forward a year later and Shiro posts a “My Boyfriend Does My Makeup” video and all the comments are asking “HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY GUY WTF”
Dean: Ruins your makeup brushes by aggressively stabbing your powders and eyeshadows and then wonders why you look like a cake-face. Consistently says “what the fuck is this god damn bullshit who the fuck invented highlighter, what the fuck is this, is this the right shade? where does this go?” Constantly swears as things go wrong and tries to wipe the mascara smears off your nose and eyelids with his spit. Accidentally stabs you in the eye with eyeliner. Finally settles with drawing a huge red zig-zag on your face and declaring a David Bowie masterpiece.
Sam: Actually tries to make things look nice and apologizes profusely when he totally pours out half of your foundation onto his hand. Completely over draws your eyebrows and laughs the whole time, saying how beautiful you look and he thinks you should really let him do this everyday so he can practice for when you have a daughter together. He applies too much lipstick and lets you kiss him so he can look like a clown too.
Castiel: Does a flawless application of everything, stating it was one of the things he learned from his pseudo-father bonding time with Claire.
Crowley: Makes one of his servant demons do it then kills them when they make you look like a total fool. Uses fifty makeup wipes to clean your face. Grumbles about how good help is so hard to find as he flips through a Cosmopolitan magazine to try and figure out how to make his Queen look like a bad ass bitch from hell.