honestly though i love my babysitter’s a vampire because it’s LITERALLY aparody of just about every popular/main stream supernatural (with the focus mainly being on vampires of course) but also at the same time flipping it on their heads and making it THEIRS. Like you got Twilight (human falls for vampire), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (white chapel is a beacon for the supernatural), Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, etc, etc. I love it and it should’ve HAD MORE SEASONS AND NOT JUST BEEN CUT OFF ON A FUCKING CLIFF HANGER GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Reader is feminine sorry had no gender neutral ideas :((((
“You look ridiculous, Benny. Do you and Ethan really think you guys can get away with this?” Y/N stifled a laugh when Benny stepped out of your bathroom wearing one of your outfits and a blonde wig.
“Call me Betty,” he smiled, flicking out the open flaps of the sweater that cover the tank top. “Do these look even?” he asked, referring to the awkward lumps on his chest. “And yes, we have to stop the cheerleaders.”
“Let me guess, Ethan’s Veronica? You could be original. Sarah’s gonna know it’s the two of you.” You reasoned, fixing his clothing malfunction.
“We won’t get caught if you help us.” he paused, glancing at the makeup laid out on your bed.
“Why would I help you spy on girls?” You asked, picking up eyeshadows.
“You’re the only person I want to spy on.” he emphasized want before speaking up again when he saw your face. “That came out wrong but you know what I mean.” he laughed, eyes closed for you to do this quick makeup.
“Stop moving Benny, we’re gonna be late.” You complained, choosing to ignore his remark even though it make you smile. “I just need lipgloss.”
“It’s Betty.” he continued to joke as you attempted to put the pink gloss across his lips.
“We’re finished, let’s go.” You pulled at him, grabbing both of your bags on the way out of your room. The two of you headed down the stairs and towards the door.
“Have a good day sweetie,” Your father smiled, looking up from his newspaper. “You too, Ben…ney” he trailed off, looking your boyfriend up and down.
Summary: Benny uses his magic to build his perfect girl but it’s harder than it looks to be in a relationship
———————————————————————————————————Benny was tired of it, his friends all had girls and he didn’t so naturally he went home to rummage through all of his grandma’s spell books to find the right one. “This is perfect” he hums, after hours of flipping old pages in a heated search of a bride of frankenstein level spell. All he had to do was build his ideal girl out of clay and then hex it with this enchantment to bring her to life.
“Okay Benny think, what kind of girl do you want?” he asks and after a few minutes of thought, he got it “Alright, I’ll give her E/C eyes and H/L H/C hair” he says, adding those features first. The more he sculpted, the more he realized that he wanted her to be…more. If he wanted a girl that looked like Erica, he wouldn’t be elbow deep in enchanted clay right now so he grabbed a hunk more of the clay and fixed that right away.
When he was finally done sculpting, he mustered up all of his courage and confidence and recited the spell carefully. At first the clay blob made no effort to move at all but when it finally did change, he nearly fell on the floor. The girl in front of him was everything he had ever wanted, she was you and she was perfect.
“H-Hi, I’m Benny” he says and for some reason, it didn’t occur to him that he could still hardly talk to girls, clay or otherwise. He expected you to roll your eyes or get up and leave due to his terribleness but instead you smiled, you laughed “You’re cute, I’m Y/N” You giggle and his jaw dropped, “I like you” You hum, standing from the chair and kissing his cheek, moving to his neck the longer you stayed “Okay, wow…you are-“ He says, finally pulling away from you to look in your eyes.
“Listen, I love that but we have school” He tells you and as much as you want to frown, you don’t understand “I can go with you can’t I?” You ask your face falling “Yes, oh yes” He smiles, grabbing your hand in his own as he pulled you out of the house behind him. “Ethan, Ethan guess what man?” Benny calls, as he rushed toward the other boy at his locker, dragging you behind him “What? Who-who is this?” He answers realizing now that a girl was actually touching Benny, voluntarily, without threatening to kill him.
“This is Y/N, I built her man” Benny smiles, really proud of himself “You built her?Like with different pieces?” Ethan questions not believing his best friend for a second “Yeah, and she loves me too” He smiles, and just in this moment, Ethan realized how much your touching had just escalated from holding his hand to basically wrapping your arms around his whole body “Wow, okay so she’s real?” Ethan checks one last time and Benny nods “Flesh and blood dude” He reassures.
It wasn’t long before your constant touching become a problem for Benny, he couldn’t move twelve feet without you strangling him with your love, your kisses were never far behind either. “Dude” Benny yells once he finally managed to separate himself from you for five seconds “She’s gonna kill me, she won’t stop” He says making Ethan chuckle “Now she loves you to much?” He asks and Benny rolls his eyes,
“This is serious, she won’t stop trying to shove her tongue down my throat” He says, clearly panicking a bit now “You didn’t give her any free will? Any thoughts of her own” Ethan checks and the boys shakes his head “Forgot about that” He frowns “So all she knows how to do is love you” His best friend points out making Benny huff “You have to help me fix her dude” Benny begs just as you come around the corner.