No no no no no no nooooo!! I really want Gray to bring this up sometime soon and for Natsu to get all nervous so everyone knows that he’s hiding something… I WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S UNDER THAT FREAKING BANDAGE!!!!!!!

something that my ex boyfriend did that creeped me out is that he would treat me like a baby. like talk to me in this baby voice and act weird like “are you cooold? want me to get a blaaanket?” like imagine if uwu had a voice. thats what he was doing. and uh that was just so fucking creepy

“YOU DID WHAT?” - Luke Imagine

(Requested #43)

“Hello?” Your boyfriend Luke says groggily, picking up the phone. “Luke” you whimper into the phone. “Y/n what is it? It’s three in the morning.” He says, obviously tired. “I’m sorry” you cry into the phone. “What’s wrong baby?” He whispers now realizing your crying. “Can you come over please.” You say quietly. “Babe what happened?” “I don’t want to tell you.” You say sassily but not enough to cover your sadness. “Y/n just tell me!” He says. “But you’ll get mad…” You whisper. “I promise I won’t” he says. “Okay… I hurt my ankle and it hurts really badly and I want youtocomeoverplease.” You say fast as your tears fall faster in pain. “Babyyy why would I be mad at that?” He says, getting sad himself because you’re hurt. “Because of how I hurt it… My sister dared me to jump off the roof into the pool.” You cry. “YOU DID WHAT?” “I’m sorry” “it’s okay princess but why didn’t you just say no?” He says soothingly. “I don’t know but now I really regret that.” You grab onto your ankle harder and let out a whimper. “I’m on my way okay?” “Yes” is all you can get out. “I make you feel better babe.” He says and you can tell he’s smirking on the other side of the phone. “Thank you” you smile, hanging up to wait for him to get there.

mamaoftheocean asked:

I was wondering if anyone had donated milk to a friend or family member before that would be willing to share that experience. My aunt (who's 7 years older than me, and honestly my best friend) is in desperate need of donor milk for her 3 month old. He's only gained a pound since birth because of a lip tie, and her milk never established because of it. She currently produces about 1/4 of what he needs every day, and formula is out of the question, because he (like me!) is allergic to (pt 1)

Coconut, and all formula contains coconut oil. She has to have to donor milk, as she’s been getting it from Human Milk for Human Babies, but since I have an oversupply I really want to give her all that I pump. I don’t know how to approach her with that offer, though. And then there’s the technical question of if I need to do anything differently than I would if I was building my own freezer stash. Any advice/stories would be appreciated! 

It’s actually hard for me to answer this because it’s so… Not a THING! It’s one thing to do it with strangers but I donate to a local lady, who I like to consider a friend now, and it’s exactly the same as a freezer stash except that she comes and gets it.

Ask if her baby has any dietary restrictions you need to be aware of like dairy or caffeine. Decide how much of a stash you want to keep for yourself and keep that much in a separate container.

Any more tips, mamas?


being a seungri stan can be so frustrating. because it’s almost like nobody appreciates him (i’m side eyeing you yg) even though, he works so hard, he does so much to interact with the fans (he’s learned languages fluently so he can mc at their concerts and everything i mean???) and promote bigbang b/c he’s the maknae and he loves his group. like literally since before debut, when yg gave him that second chance, this man has been working so damn hard to better himself and prove that he belongs in bigbang (and he’s proved that way too many times to count). and his album let’s talk about love was so damn good but how could people fully appreciate it at the time when he wasn’t even given proper promotions and gd’s comeback was literally on top of his? seungri needs more love and more hugs tbh.

tattoo artist!luke being floored the first time he comes across his baby girl’s marvel notebook while cleaning up her bedroom and he sees over half of the pages covered in drawings. and when the said six year old walks through the door, he asks he what it is and she grins happily and plops down next to him and tells him all about the pretty things she saw and wanted to draw. and they were normal kid drawings but luke could see the potential and skill behind it. and then he gets to a page that has some very familiar images and she tells him that she was trying to draw the pictures he had on his arms while he was sleeping the other day because she wants to be able to get the same thing when she’s older and luke can’t even deny the tears burning his eyes.

date night.

So I went on a date with this guy and everything felt so perfect. We went to downtown Dallas and walked around and literally just talked and got to know each other. It started raining so we had to go stand under this shade until it stopped.. 

After it stopped raining we went to this pizza place.. we are standing in line and he asks me what I want and then after I tell him what I want he says “ go get us a table i’ll pay for the food and the drinks”

I was like 

we sit there and talk and eat.. he walks me to my car and gives me a hug .. not one of them baby hugs i’m talking about one of them “until I see you hugs” like

and then he said text me when you get home safely .. I got emotional.

anonymous asked:

neighbour calum who was a real fuckboy until he got a girl knocked up and got stuck with a baby boy. unfortunately calum doesn't know much about babies and even you can hear the crying from your house so you put him out of his suffering and head over to his place. at first he's embarrassed and apologetic because he didn't realise it was that loud but you get the baby boy sleeping in no time and hes so grateful and you end up just talking in the early hours of the morning

oh my god and he would be so tired and he’d put his head in his hands and say that he really isn’t sure what he’s doing and he doesn’t want his son to grow up without a mom and he isn’t really trying to pressure you into staying or anything but he just feels so comfortable with you already. and you would look around his house and notice the mess and tell him softly that maybe you could help out sometimes, because you’d babysat a ton when you were younger and you were really experienced with kids, and his entire face would light up and he’d be so excited and grateful and ask if he can take you out to dinner and then he’d blush and backtrack and clarify it’s not a date he’s just really appreciative unless of course, you want it to be a date

neighbor!5sos night with quiffedluke and assholelukey! feel free to send in reqs or your own blurbs!

I just watched that interview in which they get asked what did their dads teach them and the way Ash held the microphone you could tell he wanted to say something he looked so angry and frustrated and dissapointed ugh I’m so infuriated and i have so much love and respect for that boy come here baby I I’ll make you banana bread and you can steal my hair ties and we can go to places with street art so you can take your lil pictures it’ll be great please be happy… fuck I hate seeing Ash like that

Jungkooks teaser pic
  • <p><b>Jimin:</b> kookie<p/><b>Suga:</b> here it comes guys<p/><b>Jin:</b> kookie hide<p/><b>Jhope:</b> *comes out of a dark corner*<p/><b>Jhope:</b> he saw the pics<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> what hyung why<p/><b>Jin:</b> you're too young for roleplaying<p/><b>V:</b> but jagi we do that too remember ur doctor costume and then-<p/><b>Jin:</b> ur older than my baby and-<p/><b>Jimin:</b> *sees jungkook*<p/><b>Jimin:</b> kookie<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *blinks*<p/><b>Jimin:</b> lock me up<p/><b>Suga:</b> what<p/><b>Jhope:</b> *gasps*<p/><b>Jin:</b> *glares*<p/><b>Rapmon:</b> hey u guys have u seen kookies-<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> what<p/><b>Jimin:</b> with the handcuffs<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> what handcuffs hyung what is he talking about<p/><b>V:</b> he wants to fuck u kookie<p/><b>Jimin:</b> kookie get the handcuffs or do I have to be the cop<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> *gulps*<p/><b>BTS:</b> what<p/></p>

What if Yixing was awoken by the other members who each had a bunny or two in their arms. They tell him he has a problem, it’s getting out of control and now he can only keep two. Yixing demands his pets to be sat down on his bed, their frightened so they all scurried to Yixing for comfort. When all the bunnies were snuggled close to him he laid back down while saying  “I want to see you try and take my babies away from me.” He pulled the covers over them and went  back to sleep with his bunnies near him.


Nate Maloley imagine:

Being Nate’s girlfriend was the best. You guys would wake up each morning around 8-8:30. You guys would go downstairs and usually see Swazz on the couch sleeping. He always would fall asleep on the couch. You try your hardest to stay quiet but Nate loves to be sexual in the morning. He would kiss your neck, rub your thighs, and kiss you. Once Swazz was up you would grab weed from Nate’s secret stash. Swazz, Nate and sometimes Sammy would all sit on the couch and smoke. You were never a smoker like them but you would take a hit from the bong every know and then. “Baby you want some?” Nate asked “oh no not today, but thank you” after a couple minutes you and Nate walk to Starbucks to get your coffee. “Thank you” you say to Nate kissing him on the cheek “anything for my lil mama” he said smiling “so what are you doing today?” You asked “doing a video shoot today” he says. You loved when Nate would show his love for music, he was so focused on his music and you didn’t mind at all as long as he is happy.

anonymous asked:

Can you do an EXO reacts to their girlfriend getting jealous about the other female idols they work with? Thank you!


“Baby please don’t be mad at me I only look at you.” 


“Please you are being very outrageous right now. You need to relax before you become my ex-girlfriend.”


“I will tell you a little secret sweetie.” whispers in your ear “ I love you so please don’t get upset with me.” 


Chanyeol’s girlfriend starts yelling at him because he talked to Sunny. 

“Literally can’t believe you had lunch with her!”

 (I don’t want to fight with her. Man what did I do wrong.) 

*Contemplates what he did wrong*


Kyungsoo while softly grazing her cheeks says “ I won’t talk to them if it bothers you that much.”


Girlfriend: “ I don’t want to hear or see you talk to one of them!”

“Yes Honey.” *Smiles Brightly*


“ You being jealous is honestly the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen”


“Okay I understand why you are upset, now give me a kiss.”


“Look at me do I look like I’ll ever cheat on you.”


Girlfriend: “I can’t believe you talked to her!”

“Are you jealous right now baby?”

*Puts on the smuggest smile* 


Girlfriend: “ I swear if this happens again we will break up.”

*Instantly gets upset* 

  “But I work with her.”   


“Please don’t get mad it was only for work.”  *Flinches when he sees her angry*

My hubby the writer...

I told hubby I was stuck in my latest Oakley story and I couldn’t seem to get from the talking to the sex part (yes he knows I write smut!), a few minutes later I left the room for a bit and left my laptop open.

This is what I had:

‘What are you so afraid of?’
‘I’m not afraid,’ she protested.
‘What then?’ Oakley asked, ‘ I know you like me, and you know how badly I want you.’
‘Oaks, please,’ she tried to shut him up.

When I came back and checked my file again I saw this:

‘Oaks, please,’ she tried to shut him up.
‘Oh baby baby, oh baby, I know ya want me.’
‘No I don’t Oaks,’ she said and she took out a 9mm and shot Oakley between the eyes,’ that’s what you get trying to fuck around town, asshole.’
She ran back to her car and drove off towards the sunset.

The End.

I haven’t stopped laughing, I guess sex with Oakley is off the table…

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When they’re having twins.

I did it for all of them, hope you don’t mind. :) Enjoy!

Also, to my lovely followers, please do leave feedback. I’m new at this so I really don’t know much of what I’m doing. Plus, it’ll just motivate me to do better. 

(I tried to do drabbles for all of them, but it was getting kind of repetitive. I hope you like it anyway.)


Minseok sits in the waiting room, tapping his foot impatiently. You wanted to surprise him with the sex of the baby, and told him to stay outside while you got your ultrasound done. When you finally come out, he stands up, looking at you expectantly.


“Girl,” you say, hesitantly.

Minseok smiles and envelops you in a warm hug.

“…both of them,” you mumble.

He pulls back, looking shocked. For a second, he just stares at you. Then, he laughs and hugs you even tighter.

“Yes! We’re having twins!”


Junmyeon skims the morning paper, as you sit across from him, fiddling nervously with your engagement ring.

“Y/N, what’s wrong?” he asks, taking a sip of his coffee.

“Hm?” you jerk your head up in surprise. “Oh, nothing.”

He raises a brow at you, and you sigh.

“How many kids do you want, Junmyeon?”

“Two,” he replies, briskly.

“How do you feel about having both at the same time?”

He looks confused for a moment. Then his open mouth turns into a grin, and he laughs, incredulous.

“Are you serious!? I-I have to call the members! I have to call my parents!”


“Really!? We’re having twins!?” Yixing says, his voice high with emotion.

You nod, smiling.

“What are they, boys or girls? Or both?” he asks, his eyes wide.

Before you can reply, he speaks again.

“Wait, no! Don’t tell me. I want it to be a surprise.”

He lifts you up in his arms and twirls you around, kissing you deeply. It’s not long before you have to move things to the bedroom.


“Well, of course we’re having twins,” Baekhyun says with a cocky grin.

Your doctor gives him an impassive look, and glances at you. You shake your head silently, signalling her not to say anything. You’ll hit him with the facts tomorrow. Let’s let Baekhyun believe this was all thanks to his super-sperm, just for today. 


“I’m pregnant…with twins,” you say.

The guys erupt in cheers and Jongdae breaks into a smile, looking down at his lap.

“Aw, what’s this,” Tao teases, trying to look at Jongdae’s face. “Are you crying, hyung?”

“No, I’m not crying,” he scowls, punching Tao in the arm.

The guys huddle around in a circle and begin a heated discussion about baby names. You watch as Jongdae turns away and wipes at his eyes when he thinks nobody’s looking.


“I’m practicing how to be a father,” Chanyeol boasts, when you ask him what the hell he’s doing. “I think we’d all agree, Sehunnie is equal to two babies.” 


“Kyungsoo, say something,” Suho urges.

But Kyungsoo just keeps smiling. All the lyrics and cheesy dialogue he’s ever memorized, gone. He can’t think of a single thing to say. No words can describe how happy he is right now. 

When you’re both alone tonight, he’ll sing you to sleep.

“It’s practice,” he’ll say. 


Tao doesn’t try to hide his tears. He cries for a long time, sobbing into your shoulder about how happy he is, how thankful, and how much he loves you.

It’s so sweet, you almost forget about how resistant he was when you first told him you were pregnant. Almost…

“Baobei, you’re not going to forget about me when the babies come, are you?” he asks, crying harder.

Congratulations, you’re having triplets.


“Just two?” Kai pouts jokingly, wrapping his arms around you. “But I have so much love to give, jagi. Let’s try for quadruplets next time, yeah?”


The guys all crowd around Sehun, smothering him with hugs…and kisses. Yixing and Baekhyun need to be kept an eye on, you mentally note to yourself.

“Hey, I’m the one that has to carry them for nine months!” you whine, effectively removing the group from Sehun and leading them to smother you instead.

Usually, Sehun would protest, but he’s too happy to be a brat today. He’s going to be a father…to two boys. The more he thinks about it, the more he smiles.

anonymous asked:

True/False: Marx and Kamui are legit the proudest parents in the army. They do that will smith pose with their babies.


omg……. Marx and Kamui would honestly be the proudest parents….. too bad they’re both workaholics so to show their love for their children they throw themselves into their work bc tHEY CANT LET THE KIDDOS DOWN but all their children want is attention….. (lmao at least in the case of my Kamui)

but g o d. Imagine Kanna running to his papa while he’s overseeing the training of recruits. Marx halts everyone bc Kanna is very small and big soldiers are not going to see him and what if he gets h u r t

so you have this small child running through rank after rank of soldiers up to his daddy at the front who scoops him up and puts him on his shoulders and tells the recruits to carry on. The army is so weirded out. Commander Marx? Smiling????? impossible.

or siegbert standing in front of a crowd, making his debut as prince of Nohr in front of the country for the first time and there’s so many people and he’s ready to cry and the fact that he’s about to cry and there’s nothing he can do to stop it upsets him even more and Marx looks over all smiley n shit bc DAT ME SON!!!! but he sees Sieg struggling with his strong “daddy” face so he slips off his very pointy finger armor to grab Sieg’s hand safely and just nods to him. A few tears escape, not bc he’s scared but bc his papa is the best and Marx hugs him to wipe his tears on his pally flap so Sieg isn’t embarrassed people saw him cry

Kanna with Kamui telling her about alllllllll the cool things he saw dad do at training that day and then continuing - “But mom is also cool!!!” and Kamui just pinching his cheek and saying “but you’re the coolest, kiddo”

Kamui and Marx packing lunches together for Sieg when he starts needing princely tutoring with little sticky notes with cute messages on them

f a m i l y ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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“Is ‘it’s been a really long time’ a good enough excuse?” the brunette tilted her head to the side, not really caring whether he thought it was or not. She often ignored the vampire instincts in her; the instinct to feed, to rip a persons head off, to draw blood for the hell of it. She was tame for the most part, but there was an itch that needed to be scratched and she mostly just wanted to get it out of her system. Plus the coven of witches she was eyeing was annoying and probably going to go after their baby eventually anyways. “Do you want in or what? Cami can watch the baby for a little while.”

“I thought Davina to be an intelligent girl. But I’m afraid the appellation of regent has gone to her head and now she’s set on punishing my family…” He set down his empty glass then slowly stood. “Our daughter will get caught in the crosshairs of this war that is brewing, so your idea of ending it before it starts has me on board. Unfortunately, I gave Cami my word that I wouldn’t lay a hand on her…” Eyebrows quirked then a smile broke out across his face—that oh-so-devious smile. “But that doesn’t exclude you, love.”

EXO reaction to you wanting a ferret

Here’s is a reaction about pets. Do you have any pets? We have dogs ^^ Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/

Chanyeol: “Anything for you my dear” *Wonders how he is going to take care of the ferret*

Kris: *Let’s his cute side out for a second* “I always wanted one!”

Sehun: “Get away from me woman!”

Tao: “Anything you want babe” *Perfect boyfriend*

Kai: *Mumbles* “Fine, I’ll be the one to give him food”

Xiumin: *Wonders what other pets you will bring in the future*

Baekhyun: *Sassy* “Sure.. why not.. you are the one taking care of him not me”

Luhan: *pouts* “You want everything woman!”

Chen: *Feels like it’s your first baby* “Omg I can’t believe it! Jagi!! What’s his name?!”

Kyungsoo: “Why do we want a ferret? It’s not something we can use..” *Not understanding your passion for animals*

Lay: *At the store with ou* “So which one should we choose? jagi?”

Suho: *Jealous because he won’t get the same attention* “But why a ferret if you have me?”