Apropos of another post I saw today, you get it the other way too. Brother #2 and his wife just had baby #4, and people were really rude about the pregnancy.
“Another one? You know how that happens, right?”
Like, that’s a totally inappropriate question. Four isn’t even all that many; it’s also how many kids were in each of their families, so it’s logical that they would do it too.
My brother was expressing his frustration with this question at Christmas, and my husband came up with the perfect response:
“Yeah, insufficient stork netting.”