my sanity

anonymous asked:

So I haven't watched this show recently so I don't know, but Jadis and Gabe had a love scene FOR REAL?

Pfffft I don’t watch the show either sis! I heard they kissed or something but ya girl was not present for that bullshit

Originally posted by magobjects

Jake Peralta is Bisexual: Canon Evidence
  • “Dammit Diane, what are you doing after this?” // ”Dammit, what are you doing after this Gerald?” 
    • Then saying “I’m gonna die alone” by the end of the episode when I don’t recall anything regarding Sophia or Amy in that ep. 
  • Pimento: “White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing blue eyes…I don’t know I guess you could consider him classically handsome? Is that weird to say?” Jake: “No. I mean - is it? No - I don’t think so.” 
  • “Not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit” - to Holt after Holt was threatening/competitive /// “God you’re being so mean. Do it more.” - To Amy, after she was being rude/competitive (side note Jake also has a mean kink lmao) 
  • Thinking the annoying ass close partners were “awful, for sure…all tall and beautiful”. 
  • Honestly he’s out here appreciating men’s looks constantly and he does it way more than Terry or Charles do. 
  • Literally any time he looks at guys. 
  • Talks about the perp being hot and when Amy said “I’d like to bring him to justice” responded with “We all would” 
  • Being wayyyy too into his “Rosa coming out as bi” speech that he had just on the ready
  • Does puns, finger guns, and wears leather jackets on a regular basis.
  • This Iconic Look™: 

Originally posted by tall-butt

tl;dr Jake Peralta is bisexual and doesn’t actively know it yet and if he’s straight so am I and that’s unrealistic lmao so b99 chop chop make it happen k thanks love you guys byeeeee

Magnus: Is the equipment secure?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Weapon loaded?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Did you have breakfast?
Taako: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Magnus: I added it because I care about you.
Taako: No, I did not have breakfast.
Magnus: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Taako finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]
Taako: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Magnus: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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It’ll all work out in the end, I won’t leave your side

8

Oh, what the fuck. 

Get it done, boys.