it is NOT FAIR that lorelai reacts the way she does to luke’s whole thing with april. it is NOT FAIR that she freaks out about him postponing the wedding when he was cool with her postponing their wedding because of her whole thing with rory. it is NOT FAIR that lorelai doesn’t say anything to luke about her feelings about april when luke had that whole come clean moment with lorelai about rory.
It is that time of the day methinks. Because I’m a loser who has absolutely missed RPing my son here I am going to put up an uncapped starter call, although if I get overwhelmed and regret it I will have to cap it.
I Could Do Without A Tan On My Left Hand by fookinglousers Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Words: 7,317 Chapters: 1/1 Summary: The five times Harry’s blind dates go horribly wrong and the one time it goes horribly right.
The range of ploys used to extract money from punters varied from pimp to pimp and from tavern to tavern. Casanova, who was doing the rounds in London in 1764, complained bitterly of his treatment by a waiter at the Star Tavern in the Strand. The great lover called for a woman, and much to his frustration learned that he must pay a shilling for each one to be viewed, whether he chose her as his bedfellow or not. The pimp marched a string of unappealing whores by him, leaving the most attractive to the very end. Twenty shillings later, and still without a woman to show for it, Casanova left in a huff
The Covent Garden Ladies: Pimp General Jack and the Extraordinary Story of Harris’ List // Hallie Rubenhold
tag yourselves, I’m the 19 ugly women who came out first and basically fleeced Casanova of his money for being such a picky bastard
Au where Alex can cook some things. I mean, Eliza probably wasn’t around a ton when she and Kara were growing up after Jeremiah was presumed dead, and a growing Kryptonian couldn’t survive on just take out in a tiny town. And so she and Maggie are about to cook something for the first time together and Maggie opens a cabinet and bursts out laughing. Because of course Alex Danvers doesn’t have measuring cups like a normal person, she has beakers
binge listen to The Adventure Zone and all of your internal monologue will become narrated by Griffin McElroy. you’ll hear his voice recite your shopping list. his voice will read your texts and text posts. he’ll describe the room you’re walking into. you’ll hear the laughter of his brothers and dad before you go to sleep.