my yard by your yard

Nature AUs

I got caught in the rain while walking home and I saw you dancing in the rain in the park and you invited me to join you AU

When it’s really sunny I like to walk around with an umbrella because I burn easily and today I saw you doing the same thing as me and when we passed each other on the sidewalk we stealthily nodded AU

It’s super windy and that poor girl’s dress keeps flying up so you and I are using our bodies to shield her from the pervs AU

It’s snowing really hard and it’s super late and my car broke down in front of your house can I come in please I promise I’m not a rapist or a robber AU

I’m your neighbor and you have a big ass oak tree in your yard that sheds leaves all over my yard and you came and collected all the leaves and brought them to your yard and made a huge pile and played in it for an hour and you are an ADULT why are you so damn ADORABLE AU

Whenever there’s a thunderstorm I like to go outside and hold an umbrella above my head to see if I’ll get struck by lightning and I’m wearing a fuzzy sweatshirt and I jus static shocked myself and I thought it was lightning so I jumped really high and squeaked like a smol child and you saw and now you’re laughing your ass off AU

The storm was really giving it everything it had. This was its big chance. It had spent years hanging around the provinces, putting in some useful work as a squall, building up experience, making contacts, occasionally leaping out on unsuspecting shepherds or blasting quite small oak trees. Now an opening in the weather had given it an opportunity to strut its hour, and it was building up its role in the hope of being spotted by one of the big climates.
It was a good storm. There was quite effective projection and passion there, and critics agreed that if it would learn to control its thunder it would be, in years to come, a storm to watch.
The woods roared their applause and were full of mists and flying leaves.
—  Terry Pratchett  -  “Wyrd Sisters”
The new Update! Masterpost

Heeeeello sweetest sweethearts! (wow)

So after I woke up and saw that we have around 3 trillion asks about the update in our inbox and a lot of ppl seem to be a bit confused, I thought I’ll throw all the informations I know and figured out in this post here! Heheh so let’s do this~

1.) an Update?? O:

YES! If you haven’t checked your App Store, Google Play Store, Convenience  Store near by (wait…) or whatever yet, you should defo do it! Bc YES! FINALLY! We got a brand new update with added goodies, a new cat and more! 

2.) SNOW!!

Sooo we finally figured out what’s up with the fact that some ppl have snow after the update, and some don’t. It depends on your timezone! Bc the snow appears on December 19th, so you have to wait till midnight! By now everyone should has it I guess!! So check your yard! 

here’s my yard, you even get a little snowman in the modern style x))

ALSO: NEW MUSIC??? 
Yep! With the snow also come new (and imo amazing) music!! I could listen to that all day I swear

3.) NEW GOODIES!!

6 New Goodies were added!

4.) New features

Some tiny but super useful featured were added! Like “Auto-Set” in your Goodies, press it and a new random set up will be in your room! Also if you remove a goodie, you can press “Tidy up” now and it will empty your house.

And there’s 15% off on Ritzy Bitz, Bonito Bitz, Deluxe Tuna Bitz and Sashimi!! Just click on it in the shop and it will ask you if you wanna buy the special offer!

5.) NEW RARE CAT

I don’t wanna spoiler someone who wants to figure out everything about the new neko by themself (I totally avoided tumblr till I had the cat :’D) so I will put all the infos under the Keep reading thingyy 

Keep reading

are you going to keep all the other boys behind the door is such a funny phrase to me because i am literally thinking at that point if this was me “dammit my kid is gonna be hot i don’t have time for this judicorn can fight them off for me”

I HATE WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ON NEKO ATSUME AND ACCIDENTALLY KICK THE KITTIES OUT OF YOUR YARD LIKE I WENT TO REMODEL MY YARD AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT I KICKED OUT ALL THE KITTIES AND I FEEL SAD BECAUSE I’M SORRY KITTIES I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO IT