my world is just one big fanfic

Heat

*WARNING: PURE CHEESE GROSSNESS also this isn’t edited yet so soz im lazy 😂 this is inspired by basically every fan fiction but especially that riarkle one that I cant find (if anyone finds it be sure to link me!) on with the fanfic*

EDIT: the lovely @yugen-escapism found the Fanfic and it can be found here: http://blueyedpandas.tumblr.com/post/155009354343/heat by the very talented @blueyedpandas (go read hers it’s a lot better)

“Okay, then turn left when you get to the - NOW LUCAS!” Maya screeched from the passengers seat as Lucas completely missed the turn which led them further up the desolate road.

“Great job, bozzo! What’s your next genius plan now?” Maya clenched her jaw in frustration, shooting daggers at the Texan sitting next to her. His eyes rolled so far back he thinks it’s possible that he saw his own brain. “Look, we’ll turn left at the next exit and see where it takes us.” Lucas said, sighing deeply as he put his indicator on to turn left.

The next road seemed even more desolate and dark than the other, only a few streetlamps and the lights of the houses sprinkled along the street to provide a little brightness. It was late, around 2 or 3am and both of their phones were flat dead with the constant addiction to tech prone to their generation. They drove slowly in silence up the road until it came to a dead end.

Lucas sighed once again, but deeper this time. They had really got themselves into a situation this time and New York winters weren’t going easy on them. He got out the car (much to Maya’s calls of protest) to take in their surroundings and see if there was anywhere they could find refuge or at least charge their phones. However, as soon as he slammed the car door, a light sprinkling of snow began to descend and he knew then that it would not be safe to drive in those conditions at this time so he made his way back to the brooding blonde who had wrapped her arms around herself as tight as she could.

“So, Huckleberry, what’s the plan?” She said, twizzling her whole body to meet his eyes. “There isn’t one. We can’t drive ‘cause it’s just started to snow and both of our phones are dead. We’re basically stuck here until morning.”

“You have got to be fucking kidding me!” Maya deadpanned him, her features curled up in annoyance. “Yes! I’m totally joking and that’s why I look so god damn pissed, great job Maya!” He sarcastically let the sentence fall from his lips as Maya mimicked him under her breath.

They sat there in silence for a good 2 minutes, a world record by Maya and Lucas’ standards. Maya’s creamy skin was dotted with goosebumps and he could see her lips turning blue as she shivered dramatically in her seat.

“You cold?” He asked, trying to break the ice (but considering the temperatures, he doubted that would work).

“No shit, Huckleberry. It feels like jack frost is pinching my butt with those razor sharp icicle -claws of his!”

“Weird analogy but alright.” He dismissed. He pondered for a second, wondering whether to give her his jacket or not. “Do you want my jacket?” He asked cautiously as not to shake the bear. She turned to him doe-eyed, clearly puzzled and very tired.

“Erm… Sure? If you aren’t using it.” She assured as he reached into the back and pulled out a hoodie that was at least twice the size of her. She pulled it over her head with a quiet word of thanks and then proceeded to pull it down which meant the end happened to reach her lower thigh.

“Rick? I think it’s a little on the big side.” She stated, looking down at the sweater that was longer than most of the dresses she owned.
He couldn’t help but burst out laughing when he glanced over his shoulder and saw her petit frame being swallowed by his jumper that was just the right size on him. He wanted to grab his phone and take a picture but her death stare and lack of power put him off.
They were content for a while, Maya humming a tune and hugging her knees for warmth. As much as she hated his mocking about her size, she had to admit that the sweater was warm and she didn’t mind the smell that clung to it. It smelt like Lucas, kind of like sandalwood (@wickeryburning). She had to admit though, she was still freezing. She had only got a loose t-shirt and high waisted shorts on underneath and she also saw Lucas shiver, the outlining curve of his lip turning a pale tinge of blue.

“Huckleberrrryyy!” She whined, breaking his train of thought.

“It’s too collllld.” She continued to whine. He chuckled at her groaning, but inside was feeling the exact same way.

“Look, I might have a blanket in the back but it’s not going to fit over the both of us in the front. We’ll have to sit in the back if you want any blanket.” Lucas said, pulling the key out of the engine and getting out the car to grab the tartan blanket from the boot.

Maya huffed, but did scramble over the seats to the back and rested her head on the cold window. Lucas climbed in the back with her, blanket in tow and sat a measurable distance away from her, just so the blanket reached the tips of them both.

Had it been anyone else, she would be practically lying on top of them now. But it was Lucas. And her. Stuck in a car. Alone. It had already been awkward enough over the past few months with too many unspoken words and bottomless emotions. Sure, Lucas and Riley broke things off and though it had caused a little awkwardness the first few days, the two were happy as could be when they were simply friends (plus Riley may or may not moved her pining over to a certain scientist). Maya, however, was in denial of the fact. She had tried to persuade the two back together, but they wouldn’t budge. Riley and Lucas knew they weren’t great as a couple and were fine with it. Maya wasn’t. She insisted that they were right for each other, that they had to love each other. Maybe it was because she was scared of what would happen if they didn’t.

Anyhow, it had made the last few months awkward between Maya and Lucas. They had history that they couldn’t deny, and now that it was a free for all Maya wanted to keep order in the chaos, trying to make sure nothing changed.

A cloud of silence loomed over them, and Maya felt her cheeks begin to flush from embarrassment.

Lucas finally broke the silence. “Maya, this clearly isn’t working. You look like a snowman and I think my toes have detached from my body. I have an idea but you have to trust me.”

Maya rolled her eyes, trying to deny her lack of heat but she had to admit that she still felt like a penguin, especially as the snow began to pile up outside. “Fine. What’s your bright idea lone star?”

Lucas took a deep breath, preparing himself for a probable slap. “Skin to skin makes you considerably warmer.” He paused, studying her facial expression to see if she had caught on to his idea (she clearly hadn’t). He dared to continue.

“Soooo. I know it’s weird… But if we both took our shirts o- OW!” Yep, he had been right. She slapped him.

“I knew it! I knew you were a perv!” Maya stated, avoiding eye contact with the cowboy. He grew irritated

“Oh for God’s sake Maya! It’s -5 and I just want to be warm. I hate this just as much as you and believe me, I can’t even feel my balls.” She sniggered, but could feel the tension in his voice. He genuinely did want to be warm and not a perv.

She huffed before mumbling under her breath. “Fine, but you’re still a pervert.”

He turned around to face the window, lifting the hem of his t-shirt up and over his head before throwing it in the middle, averting his eyes from where Maya was tentatively tapping the hem of her shirt. Eventually, she lifted it straight over her head, shivering as she felt the chill hit her hard. She turned to face Lucas and did a double take as she took in the vision before her (she also thanked her lucky stars she wore her nice bra today)

He had a tan torso, and a six pack clear along his stomach. Sure, she knew he was probably in shape since he did so much football but she already felt herself getting warm from the situation. He was just the same, surprised that she had outlines of abs from where she had been doing a thirty day challenge. And, he couldn’t help his eyes wander around… Places.

“Hey! Eyes up here you perv!”
“I could say the same to you, shortstack.”

Her cheeks flushed a deeper shade of pink and she tried to cover it by making conversation.

“Well… That was pointless, I feel colder. I’m putting my shirt bac-”
“Maya, its called skin to skin for a reason. You just sitting there isn’t going to help - you need to actually be, you know,… Touching me.”

“Fuck my life.” She mumbled under her breath before shuffling closer. He stretched his body across the backseat though his feet hung off the end. She top-tailed with him, her head where his feet met the edge. He gave her a pointed look as if to say “really?” And took her hand causing her to pull it away like a ninja and make her own way to where he lay.

She rested her back very lightly on his stomach, her hair brushed to the side so that it lay across the length of his shoulders and her head facing towards the seat in front of them. She had never been this close to Lucas before, and she thought her heart might just pound out of her chest.

She could feel his warm breath on her neck, smell is cologne, feel his fingers in the tips of her hair. It was a sensory overload and she thought she might just pass out. He pulled the blanket over the two of them and Maya found herself gravitating even closer towards him (if that were possible) so that she could have as much warmth as possible. Her skin felt on fire as she nuzzled into his shoulder and then his arm was around her waist and she didn’t even try to move. Her finger found it’s way to his stomach and began tracing the lines of his abs. Her breath hitched as the grip on her waist tightened and rolled her so her head rested just under his chin, on his chest.

She felt oddly safe in his big arms, his fingers running through her wild locks. He feels kind of nervous, but he can’t help the smile when her eyes flutter and she takes a big yawn. There’s a few stars he can see out the window, and it smells kind of Smokey with a scent of cold like when your around a campfire with all your friends late at night without a care in the world. He can feel Maya’s pink nose against his bare chest, chilling him as she nuzzles further into him.

“Shortstack?”

His voice is low, almost a whisper. She hears him though, making a small whimper to let him know he had her attention.

“Do you ever think about us? You know… What we could have been if it hadn’t got this messy?”

Maya’s eyes shoot open quickly in surprise, but she covers it well by pretending to rub them.

“Well. Yeah I guess.” She shrugs her shoulders gently.

“But there’s nothing we can do now. You two are p-”

“Perfect for each other? ” he finishes her sentence and for the first time she meets her eyes with his, swallowing the familiar lump she feel emerging in her throat.

“Maya. You know me and Riley aren’t perfect for each. Just accept it. There’s someone else I like anyway.”

She turns away from him with a big sigh, replaying in her mind that hope is for suckers. “Yeah? Who might the lucky girl be?” She asks with pretend interest, tracing the lines of his torso once again.

He taps her chin lightly so her eyes are looking straight at his, nowhere to run or hide. Two souls connected with so many years of unspoken words and yet they’re barely touching, without a whisper they say thousands of pages of words with thousands of meanings. And he can’t help but lean in and press his lips against her, relishing in the chill that isn’t from the cold snow pouring outside their window.

She feels her heart stop for a second and her hands are numb and her brain frozen in place.

“Does that answer your question?” He says, cupping her face gently between his big hands, little blonde hairs entrapped in his finger tips. She’s speechless, nodding and not exactly smiling but not exactly angered.

She lays her head back on his chest and curls into him and not a word needs to be spoken for the Lucas to know what his little one’s intimacy meant. Though her heart was pounding a mile a minute, she felt tranquil, like a peace had washed over her that she didn’t recognise.

That’s how they were found in the morning by the rest of their friends, Maya curled into his side, with Lucas’ arm protecting her, light snores from the both of them. It’s safe to say it took a lot of explaining to the 57 missed calls that their friends left.

Ereri Fanfic Recomendations

So I’ve been thinking about doing a big Ereri fanfic rec list and decided that today is the day to do it! So here ya go. :) This also took a long time to make so hopefully whoever sees it likes it. Tell me if you do!

Note: I’ll continue adding onto this as time goes on and reblog it sometimes when I add more.

Last updated: November 29, 2015


—Oneshots


meeting people is easy by foreverautumn

 

Summary: He’s been sitting in his car for the past fifteen minutes, trying to muster up the courage to walk inside the restaurant.

“He’ll be sitting by the window. Try to have a good time, won’t you, Eren?”

Eren groans, slumping forward until his head rests against the wheel.

Word Count: 4,079 

Note: Blind date AU

Author’s Tumblr: @foreverautumnblog


strike me out looking by foreverautumn

Summary: Levi is hunched over the steering wheel, knuckles white and palms sweaty. He’s been trying to recite aloud what he wants to say, but his voice keeps cracking and he’s just emitted a strange wheeze, so he’s decided to give up on that for now.

Concentrate on driving, just concentrate on driving

….Driving to see Eren Jaeger.

Word Count: 6,282 

Note: Baseball player!Eren & Fan!Levi AU

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


Berlin by Yuu_chi

Summary: When he was younger Levi spent one unforgettable summer in Berlin - one month and a mistake later he goes and doesn’t look back.

Fast forward ten years and Levi is now a successful fashion photographer and Berlin is just one thing in a line of many he has managed to run from - except the past has a funny habit of never staying where it should and Eren Jaeger isn’t somebody content with just being a memory.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 13,530 

Note: I don’t know what to say about this one other than that it’s one of my favorites.

Author’s Tumblr: @glenflower


Chasing Disaster by freshia

Summary: Eren crashes into Levi’s life. Literally. And he takes out a fence and a mailbox along the way.

Word Count: 3,753

Author’s Tumblr: @yordlecompstomp


children of the universe by moonstruts

Summary: In which Eren wakes up in the library, forgets to do his homework, and kind of falls in clumsy love with a stranger named Levi. All in that order.

Word Count: 7,825

Author’s Tumblr: @hikui


The World Has Its Shine by catsonfire

Summary: He’d ended up there by chance. The brunette behind the counter may or may not have lured him in with that smile he pointed at his customers, and then the concentrated, determined look he gave the coffee as he made it. Coffee Shop!AU

Word Count: 7,018


Crush by elliemoran

Summary: Eren can’t get over his crush on Mikasa’s very, very attractive older brother.

Word Count: 4,882

Note: I love stories that have Levi as Mikasa’s older brother and Eren pining for him. Really cute.

Author’s Tumblr: @afternoonteawithme


Christmas at the Ackermans by zhedang

Summary: An incredibly self-indulgent fic in which Mikasa asks Eren to do her a favor and go pick up her “sort of” cousin Levi from the airport and oh no, he’s hot.

Word Count: 8,611

Author’s Tumblr: @zhedang


Playing Favorites by Ketita 

Summary: In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not.

(For the record, Eren hadn’t expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

Word Count: 6,297


Revolt by TillThatTime

Summary: Eren’s head had fallen forward until it was brushing Levi’s shoulder in front of him, and still Levi didn’t move, transfixed by the way Eren's every word was coated in pure, unadulterated lust. 

“You know, I like you best when you’re covered in their blood, you look like you were fucking made for it. Made for killing them and made for me.”

… Levi/Eren. Explicit SMUT.

Rated M

Word Count: 12,810

Canon-verse

Note: Hottest smut oneshot for Ereri that I’ve read. I highly recommend reading it. It’s really hot and I love how both Eren’s and Levi’s characters are portrayed. Eren is really nutty and has this hero worship/obsession thing going on for Levi, and Levi keeps trying to resist him, but eventually gives in.

Note 2: I changed the link for it to Ao3. Here’s the link to it on fanfiction.net: 

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10533926/1/Revolt

—Chaptered Fics


lend me your ear by foreverautumn

Summary: Eren’s not a vindictive person. Really, he’s not. In fact, he considers himself a big supporter of doing the right thing, fighting the good fight (literally, if need be); basically, he’s a big proponent of justice.

Sitting here with Jean’s credit card clutched in his hand, Eren’s sure this is just the beginning of a long and prosperous road full of justice.

(or, the sex line fic that nobody wanted. Officially rated E for chapter 2)

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 20,410 (4 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This is the first Ereri fanfic I ever read so it’ll always be one of my favorites. Sex line operator!Levi. 

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


A Sound Like Breaking Glass by mongoose_bite

Summary: Eren lives by the ocean in a peaceful, untroubled world with his classmates. He studies, dreams of going out to sea on the boats to see what lies beyond the horizon, spends his afternoons by the water’s edge with his friends, and sneaks out at night more often than he should.

His greatest ambition is to join the crew of the Wings of Freedom, but after making a disastrous first impression on Captain Levi, joining his company will be easier said than done. Despite the insults and the bruising, Eren is determined and he vows to do whatever it takes to impress the captain before the ship is out of drydock.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 53,826 (12 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: The plot twist in the story really surprised me. It’s a great read.

Author’s Tumblr: @mongoose-bite


Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid by mongoose_bite

Summary: Levi is a rare thing; a man of honour in a city eternally selling its soul. They gave him a gun and a badge, and he walks the cruel and indifferent streets of Southport doing what he can for the forgotten ideal of justice. Someone else in Southport has an interest in justice as well, and he leaves a bloody trail of corpses in his wake as he tears through the city’s underworld.

Levi’s duty is to hunt him down, whether he is an avenging angel, a monster, or something slightly more complicated than either.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 73,760 (19 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This is a really awesome police au. It has detective!Levi and vigilante!Eren.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


The Misanthrope by kazuma85

Summary: The story is set in an AU world where Eren was only a child when the humanity won against Titans. When he’s fifteen, he meets Levi, humanity’s introverted hero, who is not exactly the kind of person people believe he is.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 25,516 (14 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: So, so beautiful. 


Warm Water by KeroseneShowers

Summary: Levi’s shower breaks. Desperate measures ensue.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 35,522 (8 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Funny and cute.

Author’s Tumblr: @dominant-eren


Snow and Silence by elliemoran

Summary: When reclusive Eren Yeager finds a half-frozen stranger on his front porch, he has no idea how much the encounter will come to change his life. And yet, even as his fascination grows, so do the mysteries around the enigmatic man. Who exactly is Levi, and can Eren trust him?

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 47,857 (21 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Really awesome. I read almost the entire thing in one sitting.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Night Drive by shotgunsinlace

Summary: Working as a desk clerk for Sina Enterprises isn’t the most grandiose job out there, but it sure beats every other option Eren had jotted down since graduation. Troubled past behind him, Eren strives to make a name for himself by not fucking up the only good thing he has going for him. But when a certain foul-mouthed and dapper executive waltzes through the lobby doors, Eren is more than willing to set aside his “no fraternizing with the higher-ups” rule. However, the engagement ring on Levi’s finger proves to be a deal breaker. It was supposed to be a one night stand, one night to get each other out of their systems, but the two of them bit off more than they could chew.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 50,596 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Levi is married to Erwin in this one.

Author’s Tumblr: @celestialparadigm


My Home Is Where Your Heart Is by bfketh

Summary: Single father Levi is left scrambling to find an after school daycare for his daughter, Mikasa, when his regular babysitter announces that her husband’s job is being relocated. The only problem - they’re all far more expensive than he can afford.

The solution to his dilemma comes in the form of a college student, Eren, who will do it for a fraction of the cost - as long as Levi will save him from a steady diet of ramen and pop-tarts by feeding him dinner every night before he leaves.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 14,683 (11 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @bfketh


Heart of Ink by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Summary: Shortly after his mother passed away, Eren decides he wants to get a tattoo to remember her by. The problem is that Levi, the short, snarky tattoo artist Eren goes to refuses to tattoo anyone under 18 without parental approval. Eren hadn’t been planning on sharing his sob story with anyone, but he refuses to leave the hole-in-the-wall tattoo parlour until he gets what he came for.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 15,822 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @onewhositswiththeturtles


Stowaway by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Summary: Levi is the Captain of The Captain’s Killer, the most dreaded pirate ship in all the Caribbean, which hunts its bounty with ruthless efficiency. For years Captain Levi has dodged the Navy’s most decorated Commander, Erwin, and his attempts at sinking Levi’s ship and coercing him into sailing under the Navy’s banner. It seems that Levi will continue sailing the seas as he pleases, answering to no one but the mood of the winds, until a stowaway with a few secrets of his own ends up on his ship and throws everything in disarray.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 30,669 (7 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


A Warm Breath by ryuusea

Summary: “You’re a human child, aren’t you. You mustn’t touch me then, or I’ll disappear.“

One summer when visiting his Uncle Erwin out in the countryside, Eren befriends a mysterious masked man who lives in the forest. They promise to meet every summer from then on.

In other words, a story told through summers, year by year, of Eren being a (cute) brat, Levi dealing with said brat, and all the fluff, awkwardness, and strange feelings that come with growing up, despite the limitations placed on their interactions.

Inspired by Hotarubi no Mori e.

Rated M

Word Count: 52,301 (12 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This one turns out to be really sad, but it’s great and very well written. But be prepared to cry.

Author’s Tumblr: @ryuusea


Yellow Wall by Trick_Fantasy

Summary: Camboy AU

After becoming enamoured with webcam model Levi Ackerman, Eren becomes a Camboy on the same website - undressing and performing for audiences on the internet. Eren builds up his fan-base, steadily getting more popular until Levi notices him, and scouts him for a joint Camshow.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 9,911 (2 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @trickfantasy


The Strange and the Usual by lalazee

Summary: When Eren finds himself stuck in what is essentially a halfway house for supernaturally inclined misfits, there’s no stopping the veritable shopping list of events that leave him pushed closer and closer to ex-exorcist, Levi. But when is it ever that simple?

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 116,778 (33 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: Seriously, this story is so interesting with all the supernatural elements. When I found this fic I binge read about 100,000 words until I was up to date on it.

Tumblr: @atomicblonde


Demons and Darkness by sciencefictioness

Summary: Levi is a scout, and protects his village day and night from feral yokai, demon like creatures who feast on human flesh. When the chieftan of his village is killed by the beasts, Levi’s father takes over, putting him next in line to lead his people. All Levi wants to do is watch over Mitras with his blade, fighting along side his teacher, who he has been in love with all his life. When he discovers that Erwin is getting married, he heads off into the woods alone to drink and slay demons, trying to forget. He never expects to summon from the darkness a yokai of his own.

After a few minutes everything went quiet, and then his yokai was before him, magnificent, covered in splashes of red. My yokai? He wore a maniacal grin , the joy of taking a life that deserved to be taken. Levi knew that joy, had worn that expression so much he could feel the ghost of it on his face. Then, the yokai spoke.

“You were so damn slow, I thought I’d never meet you.” Levi felt his mouth gape open. Yokai couldn’t speak. They were like animals, beasts without souls.

“Who are you? What are you?” That smile grew predatory, eyes slitting deviously.

“I’m Eren, and I’m yours.”

Rated M

Smut

Word Count:  94,954 (31 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: Yokai are supernatural monsters from Japanese folklore. I absolutely adore this story. The author is also really awesome and she updates her stories quite regularly. 

Author’s Tumblr: @sciencefictioness


Red Heat by sciencefictioness

Summary: Eren is one of the few Alphas who go into rut without the presence of an Omega in heat nearby, and after suppressing it for nearly two years, the drugs are no longer working. As a last resort he heads to an Omega refuge, hoping to find a suitable, but temporary, mate. When he finds one lost in a fatal ‘red heat’, he’ll do whatever it takes to ease his suffering.

When the Levi’s fist sounded out against the wood, the Alpha did not open it right away. Leaned into it, pressing his forehead against the smooth surface. Felt the pull of the Omega on the other side, just as he had that first day in the shelter. A whole new kind of gravity that tugged him not down to the earth but straight towards Levi. The laws of the universe shifting to bring them closer together, and Eren could not resist their inevitability.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 113,448 (27 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: Sooooo beautiful. Levi is an omega but he’s far from weak, which is often what they are portrayed as. The relationship between Levi and Eren is gorgeous and this is by far my favorite ABO verse fic that I’ve ever read.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned up above


—Ones Added Since I First Posted This


For Me by litathesissy

Summary: There are certain moments in his life where Levi becomes aware of his limitations as a man. Painfully aware, if we’re being blunt. Here now, with Eren straddling his lap, all starry eyed and pouty lipped, voice wrecked and begging for it, well…

AU. Levi was a neighbor and Eren’s babysitter. Years later they meet at a bar. Things ensue.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 10,049 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete


Blood Sticks by Blue_Thallium

Summary: “I asked you if you needed to hit me again. Because. In court, you said Sir, you said that you were going to.”

Levi blinked at him. He’d only told Eren he’d missed a spot.

Note: Eren has a big pain kink in this one

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 10,771 (2 chapters)

Status: Complete


Don’t worry I’m weak to you by myoue

Summary: Levi is having a very hard time trying to get into the delivery boy’s pants.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 6,810 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @geychou


Keep It Down by LensMind

Summary: The first time it happened, Eren was sleeping. 

The second time it happened, Eren was skyping. 

The third time it happened, Eren was ill. 

The fourth time it happened, Eren was feeling more than a little stressed.

The fifth time it happened… well…

Or, the story of how Eren learns the name of the guy living above him because of the awkward loud sex he has.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 4,350 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @freckledbodty


No-Smoke, No-Gamble by PresquePommes

Summary: Levi has a customer.

He doesn’t tend to look at his customers, but he knows them by voice, and this one’s got some sort of shitty European accent and never buys cigarettes or lottery.

Which is pretty strange, considering that Levi runs the cigarette and lotto counter.

Word Count: 9,019 (2 chapters)

Note: Eren is super cute in this one.

Status: Complete


Spitting Milk Teeth by throneofwaste

Summary: “Everyone agrees you have a stick up your ass lately so I volunteered to replace it.”

17 year old Eren has enough of this sexual tension and puts Levi in his place.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 2,768 (oneshot)

Note: It’s locked so that only AO3 members can read it.


Be Good for Me by TheSpazzBot

Summary: Eren reaches up and grabs the wrist that’s connected to the hand fisting its fingers into his hair. Squeezes until that grip loosens, and eventually releases completely. He drops it, meeting Levi’s hazy gaze as he opens his mouth, “Be good.”

Levi’s fingers twist in the bed sheets.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 15,584 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @fuzzyporcupine


Hallowed By Thy Name by jaegersaint

Summary: Almost a decade after trading guns for a rosary and drugs for a Bible, Father Levi faces his biggest temptation yet.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 5,926 (oneshot)

Note: This one has Priest!Levi and Schoolboy!Eren. It has taboos in it so don’t like, don’t read.

Author’s Tumblr: @jaegersaint


Fever by noero

Summary: Eren loses control and Levi is dangerously close.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 4,464 (oneshot)


The Little Titan Café by pocketsizedtitan

Summary: Just another cliche AU in which Eren works as a barista in his mother’s café, specializing in latte art. And then there’s Levi, who’s not exactly your typical patron, because, well, he’s blunt and rude (which Eren supposes isn’t that much different from regular customers) but mostly he just confuses Eren’s poor little homosexual heart.

Rated T for Levi being a perv 

Word Count: 65,850 (22 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: So cute.

Author’s Tumblr: @pocketsizedtitan


half light by foreverautumn

Summary: He wouldn’t say that they’re friends, really. They’re not quite just acquaintances either; the more he thinks about it, Eren’s not sure how to describe their relationship. They sort of… tolerate each other, in different ways.

But yeah, the more he thinks about it (and he does think about it quite often), Eren thinks that he’d like for them to be friends.

(AU where Eren tries to figure out what you do when friendly feelings turn into something more.)

Rated T 

Word Count: 66,199 (22 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: The budding relationship between Eren and Levi is beautiful and just their relationship in general.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Lips Like Sugar by TheSpazzBot

Summary: The last thing Levi wants is charity. But a sugar daddy? That doesn’t sound too bad.

Rated T for now I think

Word Count: 13,909 (5 chapters)

Status: In-progress

Note: It’s really interesting seeing Eren as the sugar daddy instead of Levi. Really awesome fic.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Hands Clean by Ashke

Summary: Eren’s your typical high school student, despite his anger management problems. One day, he has to visit the nurse’s office to only discover that the usual nurse has been replaced by a man with steel gray eyes and a mouth with no filter. Eren’s interest is piqued.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 55,206 (22 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @belovedtaozi


Misread by sciencefictioness

Summary: After watching his father brutally murder his mother, barely escaping with his life, Eren Jaeger moved from one foster house to another, never really finding a place to call home. Now that he is grown, he lives with Mikasa and Armin in a dilapidated old house, but all is not well. The loss of his mother at his father’s hands, along with the brutal treatment he received for his sexuality, as well as repeated failures in all aspects of his life have left him hollow and broken. Though he had tried before to end his life and failed, with a fistful of pills and the knowledge that his friends are gone for the weekend, Eren was sure that this time he would succeed. At the last moment he hesitated. His only regrets would be leaving Mikasa and Armin behind, and never confessing his feelings to the owner of the bookstore he works at. After realizing he had nothing to lose, he decided to tell Levi how he feels before ridding the world of himself for good. Even if Levi rejects him, it doesn’t matter. What’s he gonna do?

Kill himself?

Rated M

Smut

Word Count:  69,413 (19 chapters) 

Status: In-progress

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Placing Faith by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles

Summary: Captain Levi Rivaille is second in command of the Survey Corps, a gang that is at constant war with the Military Police who, despite saying they act on behalf of the Crown and the people, are corrupt and violent with anyone who doesn’t fall in line. Even at twenty years old Levi is seen as one of the most powerful soldiers, with detached ruthlessness in his way of life. Which means that no one was expecting him to adopt a young eight year old boy named Eren, who is orphaned when the Survey Corps’ battle with the Military Police level the Shiganshina District.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 155,611 (24 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This is probably my favorite Ereri fic. Seriously, my feels for this piece are endless. This alternate universe is absolutely fascinating, it takes place in the Attack on Titan world but without the titans and a different plot line and different dynamics. For most of the chapters it’s Eruri, but it eventually transitions to Ereri. Eren and Levi’s changing relationship over the years is beautifully executed and I can’t stress enough how great I think this fic is. <3 

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


House of Echoes by shotgunsinlace

Summary: Two years after the murder, Levi is finally ready to let it go. The house at the end of Ashbury Lane is quaint and peaceful ― a gift from an old time friend meant to grant him a new beginning. However, when the shadows begin to move at the dead of night, taking on the form of a treasure thought lost, Levi begins to fear for both his sanity and his life. Suddenly, the road to recovery becomes a game of kill or be killed.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 124,903 (21 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Extremely dark and disturbing. Definitely not for the faint-hearted. It’s an excellent horror story with supernatural elements and it still has my head reeling even long after I’ve finished reading it. 

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


Fireside by twisting_vine_x

Summary: A/N: Essentially, the one in which Levi ditches his car and ends up half-frozen on Eren’s doorstep, and then proceeds to fall harder for Eren in four days than he’s ever fallen for anyone in his entire life.

Basically, this story shall contain roaring fires, hot chocolate, a ton of farm stuff, a whole roster of adorable animals (’cause Eren’s totally spending his reading week watching over Hanji’s farm in the middle of frozen Alberta, whereas Levi is an author who lives in Vancouver), a rather nasty power outage, cuddling for warmth, a bunch of cuteness with Eren and Levi bonding over nerdy shit; and, essentially, Levi and Eren being trapped together for days, with both of them realizing very quickly just how compatible they are, and with both of them horribly aware of the fact that they’re from different worlds and live entire provinces apart.

- - -

Levi’s known this kid for maybe four hours. There’s no reason for him to feel this protective.The wind’s still howling outside, though, and Levi still can’t feel his toes.Eren may well have saved his life, by opening his door.Maybe Levi’s allowed to feel a bit protective in return.

Rated M

Word Count:  37,854 (12 chapters)

Status: Complete

Author’s Tumblr: @twisting-vine-x


An Unforgettable Face by ryuusea

Summary: “Have we met before? I recognize your face…” Levi’s brows furrow, scouring his memory as to why he knows this guy’s face from somewhere.

“Ah, you’ve probably seen one of my videos!”

“Hmm. YouTube?”

“No. Porn.”

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 16,051 (4 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: This story is incredibly cute and funny. Eren makes Levi so flustered and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it. And it’s hot.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list


I Need A Summer (For My Winter Heart) by DestineyTot

Summary: “Hey…hey. Are you okay?” Well, considering that he’s hanging off the side of a bridge in a torrential rainstorm with every intention to kill himself tonight, he could be doing a lot better.

Eren comes along just in time to talk Levi down from doing something drastic and offers to take him in for the night. It’s supposed to be temporary, or so Levi thinks, but Eren ends up being 50 different shades of nice and offers him a home under his roof.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 12,081 (3 chapters)

Status: Complete


Eight Times the Fun by ryuusea

Summary: After a Scouting League mission goes wrong, Levi is forced to lay low on a remote island. He meets an interesting sea creature.

“You’re not afraid of me?”

“If you’re in the business I’m in, this isn’t the weirdest shit I’ve seen.”

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 7,154 (oneshot)

Note: Octo!Eren & Superhero!Levi. There’s consensual tentacle porn. Eren’s mannerisms in this are super cute and funny.

Author’s Tumblr: mentioned earlier in the list.


Love’s a Menace by seaofteeth

Summary: “Your favorite customer is here!” Hanji continued and damn them, Levi could practically hear their shit-eating grin. That could only mean one thing.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 17,322 (5 chapters)

Status: Complete

Note: Piercer!Levi & Client!Eren AU. But it’s locked so that only AO3 members can read it.


Bruises by cottontale

Summary: Levi is a boxing champion, so 99% of the time he’s shirtless.

Eren Jaeger just happens to have a severe back kink, and doesn’t have a brain-to-mouth filter.

Rated M

Smut

Word Count: 4,535 (oneshot)

Author’s Tumblr: @foxicology

thebookdiviner  asked:

Hiiii! I just wanted to let you know that your fic 'to be young and in love' is one of my favourite things that I have EVER read. And I am not talking about just fanfics, I'm talking books, poetry, textbooks, recipes... my heart legit races when I find out you've released a new chapter because I am so excited So yeah, thanks for such a beautiful story 😙

I was so stunned reading this, I almost choked on a grape :D
But all silliness aside, thank you so much. This means the absolute world to me. Writing, books, stories in general are my big passion and I’m so happy that people enjoy my writing and that I can share my love with people like you :) 
So really, thank you so much for reaching out to me and telling me this. I have so much more writing planned, so stick around dear <3 

Listen to my heartbeats (1/?!) ||Steroline Fanfic AU||

Fandom: The Vampire Diaries

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Stefan and Caroline

Summary:  They dance for what seems like hours. And in that moment, she feels as if they were one person. As if his world was hers too. Because she doesn’t just get used to the silence, she enjoys it. Steroline AU.

A/N: So, this is some idea that has been hunting me for a while and I finally got it written. Big thanks for those who were waiting for it. Oh, and this chapter isn’t Steroline-centered. But I promise that next chapters (if I ever write them) will be loaded with our babies. This is just the beginning. You can also read it on ff.netEnjoy!

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anonymous asked:

hey, I'm in the UK and my country is... kinda fucked. If you have a moment could you recommend some long-ass happy ending Sterek so I can ignore all the awful for a little while? Thank you.

I’m sending out virtual hugs for anyone at the heart of that nightmare right now <3

Also, what I’m learning as I look through my bookmarks is that I really need to read more happy stuff :P Here are a few lighter things for you, though:

Stiles’s Story Time [E] [125851]

Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids’ reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott’s adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles’s face looks in those glasses.
Or something like that.

Derek Hale’s Very Bad, No Good (Nice) Summer [T] [37622]

“I’m going to kill you,” Derek says to his brother sourly.

“Darling, please, no death threats when you’re off to camp.”

“At camp?”

Talia smirks, “Keep them quiet, at least.”

The Summer of Snow Cones and Not-Dates [M] [38871]

Summer is really boring. Like, mind-numbingly boring. Except for the part where Stiles can’t figure out if Derek’s his boyfriend, or why every werewolf in town keeps approaching him in the bathroom.

I Might Be a Fool [E] [35375]

The thing about Stiles, though, is that for him, turned on and angry are not mutually exclusive feelings. He may be painfully hard but that doesn’t mean he’s not also ready to strangle Derek for having the audacity to act like this is something that’s happening to him, not something that is almost entirely his fault. So when Derek let’s out what must be his hundredth long-suffering sigh, Stiles snaps.

(or the one that was supposed to be a GRΣΣK AU but is mostly just a study in the gratuitous and inconsistent use of punctuation)

What I Did On My Summer Vacation [E] [118749]

There’s something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can’t quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.

There’s something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Her Insecurities  

Rucas Appreciation Week Day 3: Riley being insecure in their relationship.


Riley and Lucas have been dating since high school started. They act like best friends who are in love. And they couldn’t be more happier. That is until during gym class, Riley heard some of the girls talking about her and Lucas’ relationship and how they don’t get how a guy like Lucas would ever date someone weird and dorky like Riley. Riley tries not to let it bother her but she’s been hearing that often how her and Lucas are not a good match. How they don’t understand how Lucas could ever fall for someone like Riley where he could be interested in an gorgeous, mature, cool girl instead. All those comments really got to Riley. And she’s been feeling more insecure than ever before.
Lucas has been noticing Riley’s behavior and kept asking her whats wrong. But Riley would just say that’s she’s fine or she’s feeling a little tired. But Lucas wouldn’t buy it. One Saturday morning, Lucas came through Riley’s window. He saw Riley sitting on her bed, looking like she was crying. He sat next to her and asked what’s wrong. Riley would just looked down and said its nothing. Lucas lift her chin up and asked again. He hated seeing her like this.

Riley bite her lip and whisper. “I’m not good enough for you.”

Lucas eyes went wide open and was shock at what she just said. “What? What are you talking about Riley? Where is this coming from?”

“From a lot of people. They’re saying that we’re not a good match. That I’m not good enough for you. That you should be with a girl who is cool and mature instead of a weird childish girl like me-”

“Riley stop! What they’re saying it’s not true.”

“Yes it is Lucas!” Her voice started to crack and tears were falling from her eyes. 

“They’re right! I mean I sometimes don’t understand why you ever fell for someone like me in the first place.” 

Lucas wiped Riley’s tears off and pulled her towards him. “You want to know why I love you so much? Well First of all, I don’t care if you act weird or any of that stuff. I love you for who you are. I love it when you act silly and goofy because I always find that adorable. I love how you are with you brother, parents and friends. You’re always there for your friends and family, and you do what ever it takes to make them happy whenever they feel sad. I love how you always look on the bight side of things and I love how you made me want to become a better person. I just love everything about you. Don’t listen to what people are saying. They don’t know us. They don’t know our story. Nothing and no one is ever going to change that.”

Riley had a big smile her face and felt more tears falling from her eyes.

She then touch his cheek. “You’re right and I’m sorry. It’s just sometimes my insecurities get to me when I hear those comments.”

He kisses her forehead. “I know. But I’m always going to be here for you and I’m always going to love you no matter what.”

He gently stroke her hair and let her lie on his shoulder.

anonymous asked:

If every time I see Stana, I think of Trinity Everett's one shot FanFic "As the Story Goes" with the unvbelieveable request "Beckett snores" I'm gonna be soooo mad at you. Big Kahuna

Thank for the opportunity to respond. I take it your comment here and in Trinity Everett’s review was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I’d like to address it just the same.

I know Beckett snoring might be an “unbelievable request” but I’m going to share some more of my headcanon with you because, frak it, follower count is for wusses and I’m in the mood to watch the world burn ;)

Not only does Beckett snore, sometimes she has gas and it escapes from either end. There are days when she looks like she stepped off of a fashion runway and days when the humidity in NYC is just too much and she looks like she may need a Brazilian wax job on her head. Beckett’s also getting older. Sure, she could get away with doing the bare minimal when she met Castle years ago but now the makeup covers the beginnings of those laugh lines and wrinkles around her eyes. Oh and the occasional breakouts. As for her body, she has to maintain it in fit shape due to the demands of her job and because of the extra scrutiny on a woman in a heavily male-dominated profession, even though some of her male colleagues don’t think twice about indulging on donuts.

And you know what else? Castle loves her not in spite of all those things, but because of them. As time passes, they both will continue to transform into their older selves. While he may be witness to her body aging, more pronounced wrinkles, certain parts sagging and drooping, and maybe her stomach isn’t as flat after 3 kids (my headcanon, get your own). But that’s not something that actively registers for him. What he sees is a composite of all the Becketts he knows, the young, the old, the strong, the weak, the fiercely independent woman, and the mother of his children across the years all melded into one. And decades into their marriage, Beckett sometimes still snores.

That’s my headcanon and I’m sticking to it.

Five times they almost met, one time they did #1

One shot AU/before ZA inspired by this gifset

Daryl Dixon was eying his reflection in the dingy public bathroom at the back of a coffee shop. It was one of those places where he felt out of his element, being there just because Merle’s shady business with one of his “clients”,as he liked to refer to them. He was a backup, invisible, watching for Merle’s signal. He bit his lower lip nervously, waiting till his big brother gets the fuck out of whatever pickle he’d gotten himself into this time.

 He took a deep drag out of a nearly finished cigarette, exhaling deeply till the smoke covered the room and he saw none of his face in the mirror. Not that he preferred to , anyway.  It hasn’t been long enough till the door burst open, a couple of teenagers stepped inside. They paid him no heed as a blond girl tossed her backpack to the hands of her companion.

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Yes, hello, this is me, Agne, and welcome to my long post with lots of urls.

- Why the ef did you do this?

- Well, Satan, I have got 5k+ followers and everyone is doing it so why the ef not

~ So, on this special occasion I’d like to mention some people that made my experience here on tumblr a great one. ~

Special mentions because very special people:

▲ officialedwardkenway - My partner in crime, my worse half, my big mess and most importantly my best friend Al. One day we’ll rule the world, by which I mean, we’ll go to RTX, and we’ll get rich and be happy. Just gotta work on our bank robbing plan.

▲ imaginehamsters - My cute little hamster. You give me joy and you make me happy. Ahh so many memories with the bunnypocalypse, the creepy fanfics and your cutest drawings ever, which I still need to frame… uhuhu. You are so important to me and I love you very much.

▲ purified-blackstar - I don’t even know how we started talking or anything but you’re such a great person and you’ve been so kind to me and helped me so much. I’m so happy to call you my friend, you deserve everything you wish in your life. 

▲ crashdelt4 - I am still speechless of how you managed to drop everything and fly over to me for no reason. You’re an amazing person and a friend. I hope one day I’ll see you run your video game company. You deserve at least that.

Some more special mentions of the people with big hearts and beautiful souls, people who make my life better and I’m happy I had a chance to know them:

undercastielswing ▲ impalallama ▲ madkiingryan ▲ deanharrisackles ▲ ssophoo ▲ darkymoony ▲ lady-lamplight  ▲  youreverydaygentleman  ▲ arnoscrotch ▲ pergisana

Third batch of lovely and very talented lads with quality blogs and cute personalities, a must-follow:

troybakerz ▲ solidsunekus ▲ infamous-second-daughter ▲  mrsattano aydenpearce ▲ insertdiversion ▲ thisgirlgames ▲ dantesbooty  r-aymondkenney ▲  crisssaegrim ▲  notevenwinded  ▲  ranthonyaketon   ▲ haythuum ▲ captainpearce ▲ claralillez ▲ melankolikko ▲  prototypevirus ▲ delsinsfire ▲ jackattillo 

Some more blogs I like and they deserve a shout out:

aidensbutt ▲ bekenstein ▲ jordichins▲ lasergirlfetch ▲ lorddaedra ▲ infamousecondson ▲ theholymother ▲ esteljune ▲ arno-duu-fromage ▲ bannteagans ▲ assassiino  ▲ terribleshotgun   ▲ evescontroller ▲ haythamsama ▲ firstlights ▲ armourofaltair ▲ itsaltair ▲ art-of-swords ▲ hiddenbl4des ▲ renew-leverage ▲ ms-macky ▲ mcavoymad ▲ neko-marble ▲ thevigilantea  yesterdaywastuesday

And finally I am breaking the ff rules to mention the people that I may not follow but I still want to mention because they are great and I recognize each and every one of them:

sokunsan ▲ parti-hardi-arti ▲ the-stray-liger ▲ damienbrenks  ▲ valiar  ▲ vigilantepearce ▲  littleblackwing ▲  rekkusu-chan ▲ damnyouwontmindit  ▲ desmondsleftnostril ▲  navyhuskie ▲ ramdom-letters-for-a-url ▲ e-r-u-d-i-t-o ▲ jeaninnevale and probably much more…

So, that’s it, folks. If you feel cheated and cannot find your name in here, I sincerely apologize. I may have overseen some of you, I’m just human, for now, so please, forgive me. If you ever talked to me, just said hi or liked my idiotic post, just know that I saw everything and I smiled and appreciated anything you’ve done. Thank you.