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distance-of-birds  asked:

Do you watch Rick and Morty? Can I request an AU where MC is a nihilstic scientist like Rick and drags the RFA +V on insane adventures like Morty? This is strange, but I just wanted to try asking. Thank you!

I honestly haven’t watched it yet- I… I kinda have a basic grasp of the idea, yet not a clue? I’ll try my best, but… Uhm.. for the sake of accuracy, I’ll tell you this might just. be completely unrelated or seem odd because I just don’t know about the show? I’ll try!

Yoosung

  • he’s honestly, really excited at first
  • will the adventures be cool??
  • WILL IT BE LIKE LOLOL IRL??
  • honestly this boy is like a puppy- he has no idea what he’s getting into, but he’s excited for it
  • is he good with danger? no
  • but will he try to survive and always be excited? yes
  • it almost surprises MC how willingly he goes with them? not even some hesitation?
  • he keeps saying adventures with MC will always be great
  • honestly MC has a suspicion he just wants to spend time with them but hey
  • what works works amirite

Jaehee

  • *cue the meme-y fast part of night of nights playing in a 2 hour loop*
  • honestly,,, she fears for her life
  • does praying even work in this setting. she’s praying. please let her be safe. what the heck
  • she loves MC sure but. this whole thing is A Mess
  • always trying to complete work on her spare time but honestly?? when does she even have spare time anymore?
  • she tries to turn down MC when it comes to adventuring but a simple “aw… but I wanted you to come” is enough to make her go
  • she’s weak for MC ok
  • probably swears MC will be the death of her about five times per week

Zen

  • this is an actor’s dream
  • in some sort of way
  • all this adventuring must have some sort of payoff in his acting right????? 
  • that’s what he tells himself anyways
  • he tells himself that every single time because he wants to believe that no, he’s not just doing this because he loves MC and wants to be with them more. he totally has more reasons than that to go on these insane adventures that are probably risky and he shouldn’t really do-
  • lowkey he’s almost always screaming inside at the smallest danger but he never shows it?
  • he’s not really that scared for himself, he just doesn’t like the risk being…. there

Jumin


  • is this a normal commoner thing
  • honestly, he’s so disconnected from normal people life it might just be possible to convince him 
  • yes jumin, all commoners take their partner on weird ass insane adventures! completely normal! hahaha guess you didn’t know just because you’re rich haha
  • … maybe not do that. he doesn’t deserve that
  • most of the times, he wishes he could just take his whole bodyguard team with him and MC
  • but also… it’s nice to bond like that, without worrying about the public eye too much
  • it does bother him a bit when he comes home tired and lol nope time to adventure
  • but honestly. have you seen this man. he’d do anything for MC. anything

707

  • shit son,,, and he thought he was the weird one here.,.,
  • you know how pirates vs ninjas is a trope?
  • he’s going to try that but with him and MC
  • HACKERS VS MAD SCIENTISTS
  • he’s constantly trying to make it a real trope but something tells MC it won’t really catch up
  • don’t expect to see a hacker vs scientist in the cinemas anytime soon
  • for the most part, he loves the adventures
  • his lifestyle can be so… dull and repetitive, yet dangerous at the same time, the adventures are actually very nice
  • ok maybe nice isn’t exactly the word, but they’re better than sitting in front of the computer all day doing Highly Illegal Things
  • maybe not on a moral scale but who cares??

V

  • one question here:
  • why
  • why did MC decide to do this
  • he’s an almost blind man. why
  • of course he’ll say yes even if he can’t see for shit- when he loves someone, he loves for real. he’d probably go along with MC no matter what
  • still, he’s aware he may be a bother. why take him?? he doubts he’d be useful-
  • so even if it’s risky, and he sometimes doubts he’ll even make it out alive, he feels… flattered
  • flattered that MC is still taking him, even when he thinks he’ll just slow them down-
  • also he’s very very scared the whole time and always tries suggesting to please go for some tea and calm down if he gets out of this one and maybe try to talk MC out of this whole adventure business
  • he never manages to and ends up doing that again
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Clint: Natasha, we’ve know each other for 3 years.

Natasha: I know what I said.

Seijou Players as Things That Have Been Said in my Workplace

Oikawa: Look, I’m not gonna say it was aliens. Because that should go without saying. I’m just gonna say, maybe use the side door for awhile.

Iwaizumi: Is there anyone here who DIDN’T google how to do their job??

Hanamaki: (Talking to a tray of burnt cookies) How dare you. How dare all of you. What kind of disrespect-

Matsukawa: Actually I was hired for my impeccable jazz hands, the memes were just a bonus.

Yahaba: Hey, I’m super ahead of schedule, so I’m just gonna go have an existential crisis real quick. I’ll be back in like thirty minutes.

Kyoutani: I took this job because I wanted to avoid people. Leave me alone with my bread.

Watari: Can you get that bag of flour down for me? I’d do it myself but it’s literally bigger than me. And above me. I don’t want to go to the hospital before lunch.

Kindaichi: I like to think I have realistic goals. I want to suck less. I don’t have to not suck at all. Just… less.

Kunimi: (Hand bleeding profusely) Goddammit it is too early for this. I’m getting coffee and a bandage IN THAT ORDER.

actor

warm up doodle on shitty paper 

x by 무구포
Permission to repost was granted by the artist.

i was so tired last night i actually thought these were good

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

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There was someone in my inbox talking about Kaminari in a skirt and tbh I usually don’t draw bnha suggestions but the pun came to me and how do you ignore a pun 

(you don’t, that’s how)