I THOUGHT THIS WAS FANFICTION...
- emani: You should be singing my praises, husband, for being so understanding about your costly mistake.
- bnty: *vaguely mockingly* Thank you so much my loving, patient, understanding wife.
- emani: Hold up, dude. Patient? We both know that's patently untrue.
- bnty: Oh. I thought we were reenacting some fanfiction right here.
- emani: If this was fanfiction, you'd have something up your ass by now.
- bnty: Wait! *My* ass?!