my white chicks

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.
—  He’s Just Not That Into You - Greg Behrendt

So @yoibatmanau promised a bachelor auction soon and my first thought was Terry Crews in White Chicks

Bonus: Yuuri is dying

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Please fire me. When on my lunch break, my manager insisted that I “stop reading that trash” (George Orwell’s 1984) so I could “focus on my real job” which was frying chicken.