my unfortunate erection

Songs to make your Non-Broadway Friends Listen to with no context at all
  • My Unfortunate Erection: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • Sugar Daddy: Hedwig and the Anrgy Inch
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai: The Book of Mormon
  • Blue: Heathers
  • Totally Fucked: Spring Awakening
  • Black Death: Something Rotten!
  • Friki-friki: Honeymoon in Vegas
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: The Book of Mormon
  • You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want: Avenue Q
  • Telly: Matilda
  • Over The Moon: RENT
  • The Ballad of Farquaad: Shrek
  • Magic Foot: 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
  • The Word of Your Body reprise: Spring Awakening
  • Die Vampire, Die!: [title of show]
  • Something Rotten/Make an Omelette: Something Rotten!
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: The Book of Mormon
  • Hello Little Girl: Into the Woods
  • Angry Inch: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • It's Eggs: Something Rotten!
  • The Internet is for Porn: Avenue Q

More life lessons from the School of My Mistakes:

1. Singing in public is not necessary.
2. When you DO sing in public, make sure it isn’t “My Unfortunate Erection” from Putnam County Spelling Bee.
3. When you realise that your first song choice was perhaps inappropriate, Hasa Diga Eebowai from Book of Mormon is definitely NOT a well thought out substitute.

for your consideration

every song sung by Will Roland that i could find:

Straight Guy’s Lament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbeMoXndwoM

My Unfortunate Erection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBu8J7Sn1_4

Michael in the Bathroom:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UdJaCmeRQU (this one is my favourite)

I’m Cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hrVQ2SWF-c

One Thing You Should Know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXE3TM-fRd8

please add if you have more. I’m thirsty for his voice

My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament)
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament)

30 Day Song Challenge: Day 03 - A song that makes you laugh.

My Unfortunate Erection (Chip’s Lament) || The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

my unfortunate protuberance
seems to have its own exuberance
anyone for M&M’s?
delicious and appropriate
anyone for Chewy Goobers?
inexpensive
anyone for buying the shit that I’m selling?
because my stiffy has ruined my spelling

ahahaha if this isn’t self-explanatory, i don’t know what is. i was in a production of this show in my senior year as Olive, and the entire cast would be giggling behind the curtains every time this song came on. i completely admit to having the sense of humor of a 13 year-old boy.

Spelling Bee Songs, Summarized
  • The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: drink every time they say the title of the show- also why am I crying already
  • The Spelling Rules: you better pay attention bc this is some sick foreshadowing
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee: ready, set... oh wait let's reminisce for a sec. ok GO
  • My Friend, The Dictionary: who needs friends when you have books amirite
  • The First Goodbye: the guest spellers are never as funny as the actual characters
  • Pandemonium: this is what I like to get down to at the club
  • I'm Not That Smart: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
  • The Second Goodbye: the guest spellers are never as funny reprise
  • Magic Foot: that vibrato tho
  • Pandemonium Reprise: hahaha get rekt Chip
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee Reprise: schadenfreude, basically
  • Prayer of the Comfort Counselor: FINALLY we got rid of all of the guest spellers
  • My Unfortunate Erection/Chip's Lament: how many penis and/or boner jokes can we pack into 2 and a half minutes
  • Woe is Me: smol bb has so many problems- also why am I crying reprise
  • Spelling Montage: break it down now
  • I'm Not That Smart Reprise: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure reprise- also why am I crying reprise reprise
  • I Speak Six Languages: holy crap this girl can do everything- also slay me bc I am not worthy
  • Jesus/Pandemonium Reprise: I didn't think this bee could get any crazier but I was wrong
  • The I Love You Song: this is when most people start crying but I've been crying since the opening number
  • Woe is Me Reprise: don't cry for me Putnam County- also why am I crying reprise reprise reprise
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee Reprise: ready, set... oh wait let's reminisce for a sec. ok GO reprise
  • Second: wait no I didn't want that person to win... at least Olive's happy
  • Finale: so none of the ships got together??? is that what I'm hearing???????
  • The Last Goodbye: yes hello I would like a different ending please and thank you- also why am I crying reprise reprise reprise reprise
Listening to Spelling Bee soundtrack like

AAAAAAAAAAAAT THE 25TH ANNUALLLLLLLLL

MAGIC FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

eREEEEEEEEEEECtion eRECtion my unFORtunate eRECtion WHOAAAAAA

Thaa-aa-aa-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AT is-a MY-Y PRA-AYER

woe ITH MEEEEEEEEEEE WOE ITH MEEEEEE

WHO WILL COME IN WHO WILL COME IN

she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knoooooows SIX

the musical theater iliad playlist that everyone knew they wanted but no one wanted to ask for (with annotations!)

listen here

1. You’ll Be Back - Hamilton // 2. Better - Bring it On: The Musical // 3. You and Me (But Mostly Me) - The Book of Mormon // 4. Totally Fucked - Spring Awakening // 5. What is This Feeling - Wicked // 6. My Unfortunate Erection - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee // 7. Best Friend - Bare // 8. Dyin’ Aint So Bad - Bonnie and Clyde