my two brothers



This time zone difference has me so confused lol but I guess that’s the good thing because then he can celebrate it again “tomorrow” with us fans on the other side of the world right? ^^ Anyways Happy Birthday to the world’s cutest, fluffiest, and kindest rapper £2 Love you to the moon & back 😘 😘  Please stay healthy & always be happy!! Let’s celebrate again next year!! 

The Curse of Limbo: Age

When I was 1, my mother and father got into their first argument. When I was two, my first baby brother was born– he looks just like mother. Still does. When I was 3, my last baby brother was born– he acts so strange and he’s the luckiest one too. He almost died twice, but an angel is always there to save him. When I was 4, my father moved out and my mother was finally free from his tyranny. When I was 5, my grandmother smiled because she caught me in my first lie. When I was 6, my grandfather passed away– I cried for a whole week… or maybe for the whole day… time is an illusion, yeah? When I was 7, I burned my grandmother’s kitchen down. She covered for me. When I was 8, I made a best friend at school. The next day he was another kid’s best friend, so I cried about it. When I was 9, my grandmother from Vietnam passed away. My mom cried that whole month. Time is still an illusion. When I was 10, my mother still hit us. When I was 11, I questioned my existence. Why am I here? When I was 12, I told her to stop hitting us. She called the cops on me. They said I didn’t do anything wrong. Case closed. When I was 13, I got my first heartbreak. When I was 14, I smoked my first blunt. When I was 15, I popped my first pill. When I was 16, I was single for a whole year. When I was 17, I met a smile with poetry written all over it. When I was 18, she broke my heart. When I was 19, I started to smoke a lot more. When I was 20, I was so damn lost. When I was 21, all we did was fuck. When I was 22, she said that this was enough. When I was 23, I dropped the razor. I’m 24 now. I wonder about 25. I chase after 26. I’m in love with 27. It gets better.

Signs as things my little brother has done:

Aquarius: *takes sip of chocolate milk* “Is it good?” *stops sipping, smiles* “It’s choco-licious”

Pisces: When my mom told him to go to time out, he replied, “No, Ashley, you go to time out!”

Aries: “No like it!” proceeds to shove a whole forkful of noodles into his mouth

Taurus: *screeching from him pushing his baby chair across the kitchen* “Blaise! No!” *screeching stops* “Me want chocolate!” *screeching continues*

Gemini: *sound of running* *crash* “Blaise, did you just run into the wall?” “Me fine.”

Cancer: “I want *sob* my *sob* duck!” “Where’s your duck?” “In *sob* my *sob* belly! *loud, uncontrollable sobbing*” (it wasn’t in his belly)

Leo: *Staring at himself in the mirror* *proceeds to flex his arms* “Me batman” in a deep, gruff voice for a two yr old *kisses his reflection*

Virgo: *my moms driving at 10 mph in a parking lot* “Go too fast! Slow down, mom!” “…I am.” “Too fast!”

Libra: “Blaise, did you punch your friend Jace in the face?” “Yes!” “…why?” “Jace bit me butt.”

Scorpio: *walks over, arms spread wide to give a hug* *leans in* *wipes buggers and runs*

Sagittarius:  *me, arguing with a 2 yr old* “I’m Blaise” “No. Me Blaise” “No. I’m Blaise. You’re sister.” “Nooooooo. Me Blaise. YOU’RE sister.”

Capricorn: “One…two…three……five…seven…six…nine…”

Curtis Family headcanon because I can't help myself,

Mrs. Curtis has a box filled with embarrassing and adorable pictures of her boys. Everything from Johnny and Pony cuddling on the couch during a nap, Curly kissing Pony’s knee better, Darry and Paul playing in the yard all muddy, Soda hold Pony for the first time, Mr. Curtis and Darry fishing, Darry teaching Pony to walk, even Soda and Darry wrestling in the living room. But if you get down to the very bottom, buried under tons of pictures, is a small picture of a young Steve with a gap toothed smile bigger than Texas on his face as he played with Ponyboy on the floor, and a look of brotherly love in his eyes as Pony smiled back at him. A sneaky Soda with an equally as big smile on his face stood in the back ground.

So I basically forced my little brother to watch Once Upon a Time and he just sent me this message. Thought you might be as entertained as I was.

“Had a strange dream. Was watching a con panel with Lana and Jen and you couldn’t be there. Afterwards Lana just walked away and I intercepted her. Asked for an autograph. Got it on the inside of my left arm. Quite big. Also a little sentence that I forgot. Afterwards we just started walking and talking, she asked me how many languages I spoke and what I was doing the rest of the weekend. It was a Friday in the dream. I was doing nothing on Saturday and on Sunday I was making a fan video with my sister. She also wanted to make Swan Queen bras but the producers shot the idea down. Which I understood because I thought they still wouldn’t give it away. On which the cashier in a shop that looked like a place where I don’t remember buying something told me they already gave it away last episode. Then I woke up… guessed you would want to know. :p”