my tragic prince

eatyourgrapes  asked:

ZAGGALFOR LOVE TRIANGLE YAHS (I read your tags on that video lol) But I thought I was alone in this theory????

dsjflakjeoifewj LISTEN OKAY LISTEN UP KIDS IT’S TIME TO GET YOUR MINDS BLOWN

Alfor and Zarkon? they HAD A THING back in the day. take a look at this screencap:

LOOK AT THAT LOVING GAZE OKAY. look at these two bros chillin in a Lion Hangar, five feet apart cos they’re not gay. they were hooking up don’t tell me they weren’t.

Because literally the entire thing about Alfor trusting Zarkon with a Lion? and not realising he was turning evil? and Zarkon being able to deceive and betray the other Paladins despite them all being bonded in Voltron? makes WAY MORE SENSE if you assume Zarfor was A Thing back in the day. love is blind fam. that’s how Zarkon got away with it.

so i’m thinking they had a thing, maybe it was always super-casual, maybe it meant more to Zarkon than it did to Alfor, maybe it turned sour, who knows. but at some point they drift apart and Alfor gets married and has a kid (Allura) and Zarkon is just… sad face emoji about the whole thing, right? cos he loved Alfor. he thought they were gonna rule the universe together, and then Alfor’s like “actually nah bro”

now get this: Zarkon’s entire life post-Alfor is an attempt to recreate himself in Alfor’s image. if he can’t HAVE Alfor he’s going to BE Alfor. like this jilted lover from Shakespeare he’s determined to prove himself Better Than Alfor by doing everything Alfor does, but in a twisted and over-the-top way. oh, Alfor’s gonna have a giant robot lion suit that turns into a robot? WELL Zarkon’s gonna build a giant mecha of his own! with wings! take that Alfor, i don’t need your crummy lion! (he does though. he does so much. he’s hurting inside) Alfor was gonna have a “Voltron Alliance”? well, Zarkon’s gonna have an Empire!! get stuffed Alfor! I’m over you completely! (he’s not)

but of course Alfor also has a beautiful Altean wife and child. and Zarkon can’t let him win, oh no, he has to PROVE Alfor means NOTHING to him now by moving on with an Altean of his own. Haggar. And having an Altean child. Lotor.

ladies and gentlemen, i give you: Zarkon, the tragic jilted lover, trying to recapture the love of his life and live in his image. i give you Haggar, always knowing she’ll never compete with Alfor, but staying anyway because she’s devoted to Zarkon. i give you Lotor, the half-unwanted child who reminds Zarkon so much of the Altean love he threw away. poetry in motion my friends. POETRY IN MOTION

I mean… there’s your standard “Haggar cheated on Alfor with Zarkon” love triangle but why be that basic when you can be this extra?

letsmakeitcanon  asked:

Do you have a sci-fi tag? I thought I saw it in the fox!stiles tag once but I can't find it

We don’t have one. Not that I know of anyway, @letsmakeitcanon. So here’s some sci-fi fics for you. - Anastasia

Originally posted by chaptertwo-thepacnw

The Epic Space Opera of Stiles Stilinski and Sergeant Spacewolf by A_Diamond for squidsquiggle

(1/1 I 4,808 I Teen I Sterek)

Beacon Station is an extraplanetary center of research and exploration. Human scientist and minor disaster Stiles Stilinski lives there, as does the grumpiest alien ever: Derek Hale, the titular Sergeant Spacewolf himself. After a rocky start to their acquaintance, they’ve settled into sort of a love-hate relationship, wherein Stiles pines and provokes in approximately equal measure, and Derek grudgingly tolerates.

When a mechanical failure leaves them stranded together in the vacuum of space, the impending doom of almost certain death forces the truth of their feelings to the fore. Will our heroes finally get together? Will it even matter? Will they survive the danger?

(Yes, yes, and yes. There wouldn’t be a story to tell otherwise.)

If I Could Go Back To The Day We Met, I Probably Would Have Just Stayed In Bed. by april_zephyr (April_Zephyr)

(3/? I 6,119 I Teen I Sterek)

The teenager only noticed the gun that was pointed towards him when he was shot. A clean hit to the chest. The recoil threw him off his feet and onto his back.

Ultra Violet by ElisAttack

(3/3 I 16,836 I Teen I Sterek)

“There’s no way he’s a quarian. Least of all the quarian prince we’re supposed to be escorting.” Erica whines, and Derek wonders why he named her his staff lieutenant, she has no tact whatsoever.

“I’m sorry, but you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic back-story.” The prince jokes. “And call me Stiles, even I can’t pronounce my actual name.”

Or the one where Derek and his crew are assigned to be the glorified babysitter of an alien prince, and everything is not as it seems.

Superman by Peasantaries

(16/16 I 42,912 I Explicit I Sterek)

To watch Derek Hale squirm in a suit is one of the best sights New York City has to offer.

Of course, the view from a twenty storey building is rather unlimited. So it seems only natural to notice things when you’re sitting cross-legged waiting for crime to commence.

In Other Words, Baby, Kiss Me by primroseshows

(4/4 I 61,264 I Explicit I Sterek)

Stiles has simple goals in life. To successfully complete his secret radar project without getting fired, to get a cottage on the Moon, and to untangle his mess of feelings for Moon Station 3 deputy, Derek Hale. Heck, he’ll even settle for two of the three.

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if you're still doing the headcanons, but if so maybe Hamlet or Horatio? I'm always ready for some tragic Shakespearean boyfriends

I’m always taking headcanons by request, anon! I just asked for some in a huffy pout of boredom, so I’ll gladly do it for you! And I’ll do both, because I’m also ready for some tragic boyfriends.

  • Horatio loves the Romans and Greeks so passionately, in part, because when he discovered them, and men were loving men–even among scholars and gods–he felt such a sense of relief.  These were people like him, finally.  It’s one of many reasons he is more antique Roman than a Dane.
  • Hamlet wanted to ask Horatio to come with him when he first returned to Elsinore.  He didn’t want to face these horrible things alone, and Horatio would be a piece of safety at his side.  He didn’t, in the end, because he thought it was pathetic of him to request someone to watch over him at what should be his duty. 
  • Horatio knew, of course.  He went anyhow, without a question.  He knew that Hamlet shouldn’t face the hell that turned his face pale at the mere mention of it in a letter, without some sort of aid.
  • Hamlet is the type to shove people away from himself, and, half the time, think it’s kindness. He thinks inflicting his own misfortune on others means they’re better off without him. He’ll his dearest friends think they disgust him, and he’ll be torn up inside, but at least he cannot drag them further down than he already had.
  • Horatio was not a royal.  He could just get by as a student of University, and the fact that he shared his lodgings with the heir to the Danish Royal line was a shock.
  • Hamlet first knew he was in love with Horatio after a night where they stayed up and talked of everything in the world until dawn, and fell asleep side by side, too exhausted to move.  He didn’t know such ease and intimacy could be achieved, or that it would feel so natural.
  • Horatio thinks himself the type to keep peace, to be supportive, and to put others above himself always.  But there is a line where he’ll have no more, where all principals of logic and ethics must supersede, and he will tell even those dearest that that are wrong.  It does not, however, change his affections in the slightest.  Those are hard lost things, once had..
  • They first kissed alone, in a bedroom, with all the windows shut, and both were grinning madly after, like this phenomenon were the rarest thing in the world.  Horatio threw his arms about Hamlet’s neck and pulled him close again, just to test that it was real.  They tested it over, and over, and over again.

hamlet and horatio cooking tho

  • “hamlet we cannot eat this I’m sorry but what you have made is not food”
  • “hamlet you have to use cooking spray or oil. also we need a new saucepan”
  • “hamlet you are not to touch the gas stove again”
  • “hamlet I don’t understand how you made rice do that”
  • “hamlet what the hell I genuinely do not understand how you got it so wrong”
  • “hamlet you are banned from the kitchen”
  • “hamlet you can boil the water for the pasta if it will make you feel better”
  • “HAMLET NO”
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Ultra Violet

(5281 words) by ElisAttack Chapters: ½

Teen Wolf (TV) Mass Effect

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences  Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Science Fiction, space, Military, Soldier Derek, Hate to Respect to Love, Alien Stiles Stilinski, Mass Effect AU, Violence, Minor Body Dysmorphia, Brief Mentions of Sterility, lots of Mass Effect refrences, but it is not necessary to understand, can be read as sci-fi technology gibberish, Prince Stiles, Alien Lydia Martin

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“There’s no way he’s a quarian. Least of all the quarian prince we’re supposed to be escorting.” Erica whines, and Derek wonders why he named her his staff lieutenant, she has no tact whatsoever.

“I’m sorry, but you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic back-story.” The prince jokes. “And call me Stiles, even I can’t pronounce my actual name.”

Or the one where Derek and his crew are assigned to be the glorified babysitter of an alien prince, and everything is not as it seems.

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“If it were the old me, I would never had met him.“

anonymous asked:

*curtsies* oh, duke, I have just finished Hamlet and, no matter how hard I tried, I did not see how Hamlet and Horatio are in love. I wanted to see it, but couldn't. Could you explain their relationship and how people see their love?

*Curtsies* So I’ve said some stuff about this already here, but I’ve actually played Horatio so I have a lot of thoughts about this. I’d encourage you to read their lines to each other again. Their language is full of love-oriented language. Consider: Give me that man / That is not passion’s slave, and I will wear him / In my heart’s core, ay, in my heart of heart, / As I do thee. There’s certainly a measure of control; Hamlet says he does not want a man who is a slave to passion, which is a very stoic sentiment, but it’s immediately followed by the first recorded use of the phrase ‘heart of heart.’ Horatio is very dear to Hamlet, that much is clear–whether that dearness is of a romantic nature is up for interpretation. And Horatio is no less faithful to his friend: when he learns that Hamlet it is dying he declares, I am more an antique Roman than a Dane. / Here’s yet some liquor left. He means to drink the dregs of the poison and kill himself to be with Hamlet, and the parallel here is, significantly, reminiscent of Romeo and Juliet. When Juliet wakes to find her lover dead beside her, she says,  Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end: / O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop / To help me after? I will kiss thy lips; / Haply some poison yet doth hang on them, / To make die with a restorative. The similarity is almost eerie, and reading these two scenes side by side, the idea of Horatio bending his head to kiss Hamlet goodbye doesn’t seem so far-fetched. Shakespeare was a very deliberate writer, and patterns in his work are worth paying attention to. It’s unlikely that the echo of the death of his most famous star-crossed lovers in Horatio and Hamlet’s final scene is mere coincidence.

Sterek ficrecs...

Thank You For This Dance by matildajones  [sterek| M | 62462 | 26/26 | 2016-04-21][Historical AU, Orphan!Stiles, Rich!Derek]

Derek picks up another glass of champagne, and that’s when he sees him. A man stands at the edge of the room, chewing his lip and staring at the dance floor longingly.

Every person walks past him. Derek must have done it a hundred times this evening.

Derek is not one for dancing, but at a ball he meets Stiles, an orphan, and he becomes quickly attached. He does not care what other people think about Stiles’ wealth and status, but it’s a lot harder for Stiles to ignore the comments that have haunted him his whole life.

It’s even harder to convince Stiles that Derek’s feelings are genuine.

just once by stilinskisparkles [sterek| E | 20564 | 2/2 | 2016-07-02] [Royalty AU, Bodyguard!Derek, Prince!Stiles]

“I’m your bodyguard!”

“Yeah, I know, and I get that you’re worried I am somehow living under the illusion you are Kevin Costner and I’m Whitney Houston, but Derek?” Stiles grabs his tie before Derek can stop him, pulls him close enough to murmur in his ear, “I can’t sing.”

Worlds Apart by siny [sterek| E | 92506 | 16/16 | 2016-07-23] [Royalty AU, Prince!Derek]

Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

It’s Not My Lovestory by LoveActually_rps  [sterek| G | 1653 | 1/1 | 19 Apr 2016][Soulmates AU, First meetings]

When your soulmate’s first words to you were supposed to be etched on your wrist, a blank wrist was quite intriguing and an open invitation to be teased.

Derek’s wrist was missing a soulband.

Every single person in his acquaintance had a soulband, God! Even Greenberg had a soulband.

The Witching Hour by MellytheHun[sterek| T | 8,129 | 1/1 | 30 May 2016][Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Radio]

The radio host AU no one ever asked for but I have written anyway because sometimes when DJ’s play several sad songs in a row, I worry about their mental health and then this AU was born

Expiration Dates by KaliopeShipsIt [sterek| M | 226825 | 22/22 | 2015-06-03][Mpreg, Bottom!Derek]

When 13-year old orphaned Derek Hale tests positive as a male carrier, his newly appointed guardian and uncle Peter uses his influence to make the test result go away, aware that in their deeply carrier-phobic society his nephew’s status could prove to be the downfall of the family company.

16 years later Derek is pressured into firing eight months-pregnant Danny Mahealani, creating a publicity scandal that, as the Equal Rights for Carriers movement gains more and more ground, results in an unprecedented media outrage targeted towards Hale & Argent Publishers.

A very reluctant Derek finds himself forced into defending his company’s prejudiced views on national television, facing off in heated debates against Stiles Stilinski, a guy he happened to have a one-night stand with months ago and has been pining over ever since. Stiles is a disgruntled former Hale & Argent employee, a staunch supporter of the ERC movement, he hates everything Derek stands for … and, courtesy of an expired condom, he’s also, unknowingly, the father of the child Derek wasn’t even aware he could carry in the first place.

Ultra Violet by ElisAttack  [sterek| T | 16835| 3/3 | 2016-05-05][Science Fiction, space, Prince!stiles, Mass effect references]

“There’s no way he’s a quarian. Least of all the quarian prince we’re supposed to be escorting.” Erica whines, and Derek wonders why he named her his staff lieutenant, she has no tact whatsoever.

“I’m sorry, but you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic back-story.” The prince jokes. “And call me Stiles, even I can’t pronounce my actual name.”

Or the one where Derek and his crew are assigned to be the glorified babysitter of an alien prince, and everything is not as it seems.

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2016 - FIC REC MONTH

This is it - the last fic rec list this month. There have been plenty before and you can see them here, or even this index right here.

This is a list featuring 15 fic finished/published this year. To be perfectly honest, I had such a hard time picking fics for pretty much all the lists since they are really very small (15 fic tops), but I limited myself on purpose - see what happens when I don’t - and also because it’s easier to read all the fics on a smaller list.

Anyway, I’ve already started thinking about another fic rec month, but it won’t be out for a while. In the meantime, enjoy!

Angles of View by petals42_tumblr (rosepetals42) (8k, T)

Derek Hale is Superman.
Stiles is Lois Lane’s cameraman.
They get closer than they are supposed to.

AKA: A Superman!AU in honor of Tyler’s recent casting.

Balance by StarsAmongStones (11k, T)

Everyone Stiles has ever been engaged to has met with a suspiciously awful fate.

(He really does just have bad luck. Fortunately Derek has terrible luck too. They cancel each other out.)

Constantly on the Cusp by alisvolatpropiis (41k, E)

Stiles is gay, out and proud, and a Beacon Hills deputy. Derek is a firefighter and war veteran who thinks he’s straight; or, Derek and Stiles have lots of semi-public hate sex on the road to Love.

Criminal Minds!AU by illusemywords (55k, M; series, 2 parts)

Stiles Stilinski has been brought in for questioning about someone leaking confidential information about a major weapons company. He gets the choice between going to jail and working with the Behavioral Analysis Unit. 

Disappear Here by AgnesBlue (29k, M)

Stiles was quiet.
“What?” Derek said again.
“My first heat is coming up soon,” Stiles said at last.
Derek closed his eyes, disinterested. He knew where Stiles was going with this.
“I was thinking…hoping, really,” Stiles said. “Maybe you could stay with me during that time.”

Wounded in a fire that killed off his entire family, Derek wants nothing more than to be left alone as he finishes off his senior year in high school. That all changes when omega Stiles Stilinski asks him to help him through his first heat.

Find Me Sitting Poolside by TroubleIWant (14k, T)

“Oh, and you’re the Hales!” the host exclaims when Stiles slides the sign-up sheet back. “Or, Hale and Stilinski, I guess. For now.” She gives them a conspiratorial wink. “I have to say, we are just pleased as punch to see an adorable couple like you attending!”

Stiles tosses an arm familiarly around Derek’s shoulders despite all the bags hanging off them, and gives him a squeeze. “I know! We’re pretty much the cutest. Right, honey?” He shoots his Alpha a shit-eating grin.

Derek bares his teeth in what’s probably supposed to be a smile, except that it isn’t, in much the same way that they are supposed to be a couple, but aren’t.

-

To track down a rogue Alpha who’s endangering their pack, Stiles and Derek must go undercover at a Hawaiian couples retreat. Of course, this does mean that the two of them have to fake a relationship well enough to fool their supernatural hosts, or risk getting kicked out. Sharing a bed, hanging out poolside, tracking down a murderous Alpha… should be easy, right?

In This World or the Next by Lissadiane (21k, T)

Derek wakes up to the smell of frying bacon and brewing coffee on an ordinary morning in his ordinary life, but he can’t help but shake the feeling that he’s forgotten something important. It probably has to do with the three wishes he’d been granted by the fae after saving the life of their fairy prince, and possibly also the sheriff’s missing son.

In which Derek Hale learns that sometimes being given what we want more than anything else has disastrous consequences.

Our Puddle is Deceptively Deep by calrissian18 (10k, E)

They start out in a literal tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Something about books and their covers by countrygirlsfun (23k, M)

Derek decides he’s going to court his neighbor.

Stiles decides he wants to be courted.


The ensuing relationship, while lacking sex, has no shortage of love.

Taught by Experts by unpossible (29k, T)

“Let me get this straight,” Stiles says. “You’re going to be publicly dating someone else.”

Those That Bump In The Night by bleep0bleep (28k, T)

A boy’s head appears upside down, hanging off the bed. “Is anyone there?” he calls out curiously, looking right at Derek’s eyes.
Caught, then. The protocol for being deliberately seen by a child is just to look as strange and fearsome as possible. No one would believe them, anyways. But Derek is tired, and he’s been running and scared, and now he just kind of flickers, curling out a tendril of dark smoke, hoping that he’s a little bit scary.
No such luck.
The boy’s eyes widen. “Oooh, are you the bogeyman?”
“Bogeyperson,” Derek says, before he can help himself.

~

When Stiles was a boy, he had an imaginary friend named Derek. Ten years later, Derek comes back, and is very, very real.

Tore a Line in the Sun by stilinski (45k, T)

 "If you’re watching this, you’re probably some kind of sentient life form responding to my distress call – well, it’s not really unofficial distress call because, well, the hardware for that is kind of crushed, but I’m definitely in distress, so that should probably count for something.“

 The young man on the screen sighs and rubs his face, jerking his hand away with a hiss. He’s bleeding, Derek realises: there’s a gash across his brow and the knuckles of both hands are bruised and bloody, and that’s only what he can make out between the cracks in the glass and the frame of the camera.

Ultra Violet by ElisAttack (17k, T)

"There’s no way he’s a quarian. Least of all the quarian prince we’re supposed to be escorting.” Erica whines, and Derek wonders why he named her his staff lieutenant, she has no tact whatsoever.

“I’m sorry, but you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic back-story.” The prince jokes. “And call me Stiles, even I can’t pronounce my actual name.”

Or the one where Derek and his crew are assigned to be the glorified babysitter of an alien prince, and everything is not as it seems.

Worlds Apart by siny (93k, E)

Derek Hale, Heir Prince of Betonia and Italy, meets Stiles Stilinski, college boy.

Worse Things (I Could Do) by Dexterous_Sinistrous (6k, T)

And then everything was frozen, completely quiet.

“It broke,” Derek uttered in bewilderment.

Stiles turned his head to look at Derek’s hands, his arms still holding him close. “How … how could it break?” He questioned as he leaned forward some. And sure enough, the wrapper and condom were torn in half.

Derek released a sad, dejected sigh, sinking further into the seat. A soft blush heated his cheeks as he stared down at the broken condom. “I bought it in the seventh grade,” he finally stated in embarrassment.

darkrosewhite  asked:

I love this blog so much! I really can't describe in words how greatful I am that it is here, and how amazing the posters ( Idk another word for them /.\) are! Is there anyway you could update the soldier tag? Derek and maybe some homecoming fics would be awesome for it :D

okie dokie

I’ll make an alpha out of you by ElisAttack (2/3 | 6,873 | R)

“Did they send me omegas, when I asked for men!” Peter Hale shouts.

Stiles clenches his fists in anger. The scar tissue along his side where he burnt away his omega mark itches. Stiles may be pretending to be an alpha, but he knows deep down what he really is. Once an omega, always an omega.

Or the one where Stiles takes his father’s place in a war he doesn’t believe in.

Ultra Violet by ElisAttack (3/3 | 16,836 | PG13)

“There’s no way he’s a quarian. Least of all the quarian prince we’re supposed to be escorting.” Erica whines, and Derek wonders why he named her his staff lieutenant, she has no tact whatsoever.

“I’m sorry, but you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic back-story.” The prince jokes. “And call me Stiles, even I can’t pronounce my actual name.”

Or the one where Derek and his crew are assigned to be the glorified babysitter of an alien prince, and everything is not as it seems.

I’m Coming Home by ForeverAlone5 (1/1 | 2,845 | R)

Derek Hale is an army man who’s about to be shipped off to war, on his last day before shipping out, he heads to a small diner. He meets this eccentric man with the ability to make him smile. He leaves and they exchange letters, until the day Derek dies.

When You’re Ready by Julibean19 (1/1 | 3,011 | R)

He wasn’t going to do it again. He wasn’t going to let another date look at him in horror. Derek refused to be seen as a freak. He was just going to find a new job, move out of his parent’s house, and die alone.

“Just one more date Derek, please!” Laura begged, following him down the stairs and waving her phone at his back.

“I said no! You don’t know what it’s like,” Derek muttered, suddenly defeated.

“I know babe,” Laura told him, coming up to wrap an arm around her little brother, standing up on her tippy toes until she could lay her head on his shoulder. “But look at this guy. He’s gorgeous.”

Derek couldn’t resist a quick glance at the dating app. Damnit. Laura was right, as always. The guy was gorgeous. A mole dotted face with an adorably upturned nose smirked at him from behind a pair of square framed glasses, and he could feel his resolve crumbling.

Broken Warrior by CaptEdKenway (9/9 | 23,092 | PG13)

When Staff Sergeant Derek Hale is ordered to see Doctor Stiles Stilinksi for help, Stiles finds out his newest patient is a tough nut to crack. But what he thinks is a typical case of PTSD turns out to have a deeper hold on his patient than he realized.

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  • edgeworth: my precious broad-shouldered cravat man. a+ character development. handsome nerd.
  • franziska: my queen. destroy all those in your path. keep being perfect my love.
  • klavier: my adorable child. talented pretty fake german. beautiful cinnamon roll too pure for this world.
  • blackquill: my tragic samurai prince. large angry protector of all that is good on this earth.
  • godot: Prosecutor Manpain