my textpost

anonymous asked:

hi, i cant find the explanation for whats up with that famous post nd why u dont want others reblogging it ? im curious abt whats going on aha but i cant find ur text post tag aha,,

oh i was just saying how i see it on facebook a lot and my friends will be tagging each other in it not knowing im op and ive had a couple friends show me their fb feed with that on it

and its not that i dont want people reblogging it its just lksjlkjkjk im tired of being bombarded with notes lmao im usually on my phone so i cant block notifications and it makes it hard to go through and find @s and stuff

Conversations with fic writers
  • Me: Sis, I need medical advice.
  • My Sister MD: ... for fanfiction?
  • Me: Yup!
  • My Sister MD: *sighs*
  • Me: So, listen - I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he'll be alright.
  • My Sister MD: I take it the penis is out of the question?
  • Me: ... the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.
100% things ur sign probably does
  • aries: says something thats kinda inaudible and then just says "nvm" and starts awkwardly laughing when asked about what they just said
  • taurus: randomly starts yelling their opinion or response with absolutely no filter
  • gemini: suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance every now and then for no particular reason
  • cancer: you always have those spontaneous moments where you don't interact with anyone or become a sarcastic twat
  • leo: suddenly starts laughing about something and no one knows what's funny and its probably pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways
  • virgo: always keeps their bag or their room super messy for some fucking reasons and no matter how much they "try" to clear it up, it goes back to its original state
  • libra: tends to spontaneously act super childish and child-like, it's almost as if a kid spontaneously possess you
  • scorpio: happens to just stare at ppl when they talk to you and we get the impression that you hate us and are mentally cutting our soul apart
  • sagittarius: sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and act like sarcastic asshole
  • capricorn: sometimes acts really cold with people all of a sudden and everyone becomes confused af as to why they're being cold
  • aquarius: randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they're arguing with and themselves know they are wrong, and no one knows why aquarians fucking do this
  • pisces: does this thing where they remember things that didn't actually happen and somehow they manage to convince themselves it did (probs bc pisces people tend to have terrible memories)
  • my fav character: *hates themselves*
  • me: no no don't do that d O NT DO THA T???? I AM ON MY WAY, IM COMING TO LOVE U MY CHILD, I WILL LOVE U ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US, HAVE NO FEAR I AM HERE *CRADLES THEM* *KISSES THEM ON THE FOREHEAD*