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I’ve got some Canadian History thoughts about Jack Zimmermann, will be updated as I learn new stuff

  • So like… This boy is an enigma 
  • Because he’s a French Canadian, and also a history buff, and before I even get into anything I’d just like to state that the French Canadian perspective, and the rest of Canada (British) perspective is very different
  • So give me Jack Zimmermann flying out to the Vimy 100 with the hype of a 10yr on caffiene
  • And give me Bob Zimmermann teaching his son about the conscription crisis 
    • Papa, why do our licence plates say je me souviens?
    • *Bob, patting the seat next to him* Son, I think it’s time we talked about the Plains of Abraham
    • *Alicia, from the kitchen* Bob he’s sEVEN-
  • The day he found out what a database was he stayed up all night reading soldiers’ letters
  • When forensic evidence was revealed that the Australians shot the Red Baron, he was crushed
    • Like as a history buff he has to acknowledge the evidence but a part of him still hopes 
  • Idk if it’s been confirmed when he got into history, but just imagine,,,
    • -and Kenny, the Ross Rifle was so stupid, like, so stupid-
    • Zimms go th’fck to sleep
    • … and don’t even get me started on the shoes-
    • JACK.
  • Jack and Ransom go to Vimy and get their free tour lol
Conversations with fic writers
  • Me:Sis, I need medical advice.
  • My Sister MD:... for fanfiction?
  • Me:Yup!
  • My Sister MD:*sighs*
  • Me:So, listen - I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he'll be alright.
  • My Sister MD:I take it the penis is out of the question?
  • Me:... the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.

HOLD THE FUCK UP I GOTTA POINT SOME SHIT OUT

  • the soft barely there caress of clarke’s hair
  • the way that both of them open their eyes at the same time so that the first thing that clarke sees is the tear filled eyes of the girl that would wait forever for her to be ready
  • the look of absolute wonder and awe on lexas face
  • my dead body in the background

AND DONT EVEN GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THIS SHIT

  • AS SOON AS THE PULLED AWAY FROM THE KISS LEXA DOES A LIL SCAN OF CLARKES FACE TO SEE IF WHAT HAPPED WAS 1000% OKAY WITH HER
  • CLarKES EYES DrOP TO LEXAS LIPS NOT ONCE But TWICE 
  • LEXAS LIP TREMBLE ;____;
  • PLEASE draw your attention to the little jaw drop that lexa does KINda LIKE that lil kiss pulled all the air out of her lungs
  • AS LEXA EXHALES HER EyeS DROP TO CLARKES LIPS
  • I CAN HEAR THE GAY ASS VIOLINS FROM HERE
100% things ur sign probably does
  • aries:says something thats kinda inaudible and then just says "nvm" and starts awkwardly laughing when asked about what they just said
  • taurus:randomly starts yelling their opinion or response with absolutely no filter
  • gemini:suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance every now and then for no particular reason
  • cancer:you always have those spontaneous moments where you don't interact with anyone or become a sarcastic twat
  • leo:suddenly starts laughing about something and no one knows what's funny and its probably pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways
  • virgo:always keeps their bag or their room super messy for some fucking reasons and no matter how much they "try" to clear it up, it goes back to its original state
  • libra:tends to spontaneously act super childish and child-like, it's almost as if a kid spontaneously possess you
  • scorpio:happens to just stare at ppl when they talk to you and we get the impression that you hate us and are mentally cutting our soul apart
  • sagittarius:sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and act like sarcastic asshole
  • capricorn:sometimes acts really cold with people all of a sudden and everyone becomes confused af as to why they're being cold
  • aquarius:randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they're arguing with and themselves know they are wrong, and no one knows why aquarians fucking do this
  • pisces:does this thing where they remember things that didn't actually happen and somehow they manage to convince themselves it did (probs bc pisces people tend to have terrible memories)

literally honestly someone just explain to me what about taylor swift makes it so satisfying for yall to hate her?? just TELL ME because im here trying to understand, ive been trying to wrap my mind around it for yEARS and i just dont know why you would go to such lengths, through so much trouble, twist so many things to make this one girl look bad, this girl who’s just writing songs about her life and trying to make the world a better place, what exactly about her caught your attention in a way that everything about her you need to turn into something terrible, just EXPLAIN it to me