my team tardis

-I thought we were going to the French seaside, Doctor.

-Yes, well, it is France you know. Or will be, after a bit of tectonic shift. Looks, oh…late Cretaceous, I’d say.

-Cretaceous? Doctor, how on earth did you undershoot the landing by 65 million years?

-Nobody’s perfect, Zoe! Besides, Jamie’s never seen a dinosaur before!

-I’ve never seen a what now?

-Oh you’ll love them, Jamie! Huge reptiles the size of houses with teeth like millstones…

-Oh aye… those sound…nice.

The amount of time that Two spent just trying to take his companions for a nice day at the seaside is very important to me.