my teachers' baby

i am in full teenage rebellion today

adrenaline: pumping

i am going against the rules and the morals of society today

a wild child that can not be tamed

you thought i was an angel?? a pure good student?? THINK AGAIN!!! 

i stole a gluestick from my science class

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i made garbage at 2 in the morning
nem’s voice/roki’s voice is actually how i sound like when im all chirpy n dying at the same time so there u go

anonymous asked:

I once had a sub that would bring meal worms with her whenever she would sub for us (which was alot because first my teacher had a baby and then some other stuff happened) And she would tell us that to hold the worms we had to obey the rules, do our work, and be quiet. And of course being 5/6th grades at the time, we all thought meal worms were the shit. So everyone, even those kids who never listened to anyone, were silent and obedient when she came. Cuz we all wanted to hold those damn worms

Doing the right thing for your students sucks sometimes. I COULD have used the school’s phonics program to teach spelling and had my spelling lists each week pre-prepared for me, but when I tested them, it was obvious that the program didn’t actually meet their needs, so now I have to spend freaking forever putting together my own lists of words for them.

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CAN WE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND TALK ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF OUR BABIES BEING HAPPY ON - WHERE I GUESS IS - THE BEACH, PLS?

Apparently “I’m teaching capacity on Tuesday” is not really an adequate explanation for the 2.5 kg of coloured rice drying on the dining table.

My favorite thing about the Oresama Teacher fandom is that no matter how many years pass everyone’s still waiting for an anime adaptation

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That time on a 28th-century spaceship when Ian automatically went into Science Teacher mode and Susan had to give him a subtle reminder that she already knew more about Science than he would ever, ever learn. Also, Barbara silently laughing at them in the background of the fourth gif is everything.

14.03.17

Today I asked my tc about the fire department and how everything works being a fire man. (I need it for a fanfiction) ANYWAYS he was soo cute when he told me about it. He seemed sooooo proud and his eyes sparkled and he even showed me his pager!! 😍😍
Then I said that I might have further questions soon and he answered:“You’ll be coming to me, right?”
So cute😍
But when he’s stressed out he’s very cold and serious😣😣 But I’m also like that😂
And I found out where exactly he lives…his adress…omg… and it was even unintentionally because I wanted to look at the pics of fire department meeting…fbi skills on fleek