I just spent twenty-five minutes talking to a phone scammer and part of my greatest hits included “you’re telling me terminal isn’t spelt ’t-e-r-m-n-e-l…. no wait, let me go back, t-e-r-r…”, “it says "be careful of unsolicited requests to access- wait, isn’t that what’s happening right now?” before I slowly defined every single word in the sentence (unsoilicited means I never asked for this! Like, I never asked for this phone call but, like, you called me anyways!), doing my best impression of a baby, “following instructions” (i.e drinking tea in the kitchen and cleaning my nails) for ten minutes before suddenly revealing that the reason nothing is working is because I have a PC computer (“but you just told me you had safari!” What, no? I said google chrome. “You said safari!” Windows don’t run on safari, sir, what are you talking about?! You’re just confusing me!).
The cherry on top is when he started yelling at me. “Stop asking questions and do what I say!” which prompted a feminist rant- you think because Trump’s in office I just have to listen to anything a man tells me?! I’m a working woman, I do what I want! “Ma'am, are in mocking me?” I voted Hilary! “Oh, so you’d listen if I was a woman?!” Yeah, are there women there? “YES there are women, but I-” get a woman to help me, I love women. “I need to help you” but I’m a lesbian, sir, I NEED a woman.
That’s when he hung up :’)