RIP to my old blog. Deleted one year ago today with 112k followers. Lots of love to the people who followed me over here—I thought I was gonna lose all my internet friends! But I didn’t. My followers possess fine taste and a devastating sexual allure. My followers are LEADERS. My followers always smell of honeysuckle and brighten the days of all they encounter.
“Leave the battlefield Yet its horrors never heal Coming home from war Pieces don’t fit anymore”
Hint: No, he really isn’t fine.
My sorry attempt at trying to illustrate little Jack’s PTSD. Which I believe he has. I mean, he fought in a war against machines slaughtering men, women, children, even babies, slaughtering every human being in their sight, and he’s probably seen his fair share of bodies. This has been inspired by the above mentioned song (Confusion by Metallica, which is an amazing song if you ask me!) as well as some recent RP I’ve had with amazing people.
The football jersey he’s wearing? Guess he wasn’t the Quarterback or Running Back after all, but rather offense line according to the number he was given. But the 76 pun was just too good to pass up. It was also the only goddamn piece of clothing in his old room that still fit him. All his other shirts were simply a lot too small. Guess that’s what you get for joining the SEP.
Also the Bloomington High School does actually have a football team called Purple Raiders. I didn’t pick the colors for their jerseys. They did.
Special guest: His mom, who’s a super sweet and loving person, I bet.
Happy third birthday, baby boy. Yes, third. Not first. I hope today is a day full of magic and wonder and laughter and love for you. Daddy and I love you so much and today will always be a day that’s incredibly special to us because it’s the day you were welcomed into the world. Words cannot be used to describe just how full our hearts are when it comes to you. This is only the beginning of the love that people have for you, but I’m pretty confident in saying that ours will always be the biggest. #phillyturnsthree @keeoone @supitskeegs