my style did a weird thing for this i am idk

anonymous asked:

Harry basically just confirmed haylor was a thing soooo... Idk how to respond


Oh lord. 

Okay I’ve literally not looked at social media for most of the day because I’m working somewhere where I deal with sensitive information and therefore cannot have my phone at my desk. 

So I have no idea what anyone thinks of that article aside from @vocabularryonthemind , @mellygrant and @nautilarrie who I text on the reg during my breaks to be like, “VASS HAPPENIN SELENE???” But today was an exception because I was trying to Focus™ and thus I really have no concept of anyone’s reaction to this article. 

I read it in my uber to work and almost threw my phone out the window because, being the darkest fucking Larrie possible, I live in Laurel/Larry Canyon and this diner he speaks of is where Choe ( @vocabularryonthemind) and I go to write when we don’t want to upset my housemates with our witch cackling writing sessions. And THE COUNTRY STORE IS WHERE I GO TO GET MY UK NECESSITIES EW HARRY LET ME LIVE. I can literally throw a rock off my balcony and hit the Country Store so I was all kinds of, “WHAT FUCKING SORCERY IS THIS???” when I read that article. I moved to LA and had naht a clue about what was what and just chose this place randomly and honestly after having a job across the street from where Liam lived in London I never thought shit could get weird like that again but here I am. Destined to be forever fuckin reminded of what trash I am for 1D because they’re literally in my goddamn face.  

Actual footage of me trying to leave the 1D fandom:

What the hell were we talking about? Never underestimate my ADHD and ego’s ability to literally make anything about me. 

Oh yeah! Haylno. 

Look mad props to Tay Tay for her successful career and such, but Harry couldn’t have swerved that question harder than if he literally went for a wee and never came back. This was probably him on that super long wee break:

“Uhhhh Jeff what should I say?…Yeah I’m not gonna say that, bye.” *click* … “Lou they’re asking about her…” And Louis was all

Just kidding…this guy was never just going to like flamboyantly jump into the spotlight all

Omg jk again because lol

Harry be like 

I’m sorry, but Harry didn’t get the fuckin bee for you to be a weak Larrie. 

This “confession”…

As Michael McIntyre said, “They are media. Trained. Super stars!”

Harry might be bangin on the closet door but he can hardly just casually mention that the most heavily manufactured and public relationship he’s ever had was fake. I mean, I try to take everything Harry says literally but the man actually dresses up teddy bears to send coded messages and the irony of his cheery, “I’ve been completely honest with you *WINK*!” parting words weren’t lost on me. 

So you’re telling me that for 20 months, when we have actual proof (FROM LOUIS AND HARRY VIA THEIR OWN MOUTHS AND TWITTERS) that Louis and Harry were living together, Harry slept on a mattress on the floor in Ben Winston’s attic? 

I mean they’ve been trying to rewrite that part of history for ages, and who knows why? Not me. 

I don’t doubt he was a regular guest, but I hardly believe that he was this hobo that the Winstons make him out to be. 

Anyway, I’ve been saying it for awhile, but “Style” is about John Mayer, not Harry. (x

Harry continues to be classy about how he approaches this issue, which is WAY more than anyone can say about Taylor Swift. It was almost F I V E  Y E A R S ago and she still allows everyone to speculate that every song she writes was about a one-month bearding stint, whereas Harry has talked about it literally once, and probably as a necessity in toeing the line in this new solo venture. 

What better way to keep his aggressively private life private than by vaguely acknowledging a four week “relationship”…if you’re trying to tell me that an entire album was forged from that then maybe you should be talking to a Taylor Swift blog because I don’t believe that shit for a second. 

Harry did mention that the entire album was for a “she”. He also said…


…am I the only one who thought he was talking about Anne?

Anyway, I saw this as a very significant step away from the “lothario” and “womanising” image that was created around him throughout the entirety of the first few years of One Direction. I thought the article was honest and served its purpose. And proved once again that Harry is more of a show than tell kind of guy. 

And that he is one



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anonymous asked:

Idk if you've ever watched Friends, but Jimon + the gang finding out about their relationship in the style of Monica and Chandler

i have watched friends and asdfghjkl i love monica and chandler and this is one of the best episodes ever so this prompt is extra amazing. obviously, all credit goes to friends for the plot. also, i want to point out that this fic by jess ( @softjimon) has more friends!jimon and reading her thing is 100% the inspiration i had to finish this one so quickly. 

fool around like we’re sixteen and secret || jace/simon, 3k+, secret relationship + fluff || (ao3 link coming soon!)

In March, Simon goes away for a weekend to Vermont. Songwriting boot camp, he claims, he and his writers are sequestering themselves away for a few days to work on his upcoming album. Jace happens to be out of town that weekend too, because - as he tells Alec and Izzy - he was called to consult on a case involving an adoption scam.

“Since I have experience,” he explains, “they want me to be there for their initial analysis.”

Alec believes him. Why would Alec not believe his brother, his FBI case partner, his roommate, his best friend

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[✗] random thought that keeps entering my head and I need to write it down. 

[✗]  Jughead and Betty- day after they kiss but it is not gonna be revolved around what happens in the episode today because 1. IDK WHATS GONNA GO DOWN IN THE EPISODE 2. makes it easier to write. PLEASE ENJOY. <33

Betty Cooper felt anxious. Her hands were slick with sweat and every loud noise she heard made her jump. Knowing that Polly was out somewhere, hurt (which was clear from the blood on the shattered window), pregnant, and on the move was terrifying. On top of that, Betty had the police tell her that the car with all of the evidence was found being burned to a crisp.

Betty swiped her hands on the side of her jeans quickly once she approached the schools entrance. A blank expression crossed her face as she made her way down the hallway, hoping no one would notice she was in a mood. She decided to tune out the wild students with a random song, ‘Check yes Juliet..’ began to play in her head which quickly made her stop in place.


Her heart fluttered anxiously at the thought of his name. Betty really did like Jughead, she realized now that it totally came of as her not being interested when she brought up the car. How stupid could she be? ‘The car.’ way to ruin a moment 101 with Betty Cooper.

Suddenly an arm swung around Betty’s waist causing her to let out a squeak of surprise. 

“Woah, B. Jumpy much?” Veronica quipped with a raised eyebrow.

Betty laughed it off and gave a small smile before starting to walk “Sorry, just tired is all.” was her lame response. Veronica nodded but didn’t seem impressed.

“Anyway’s what happened last night?” Veronica asked causing Betty’s face to flush nervously.

“What do you mean?” 

“Uhm hello, you and Jughead were no where to be found at the talent show last night.” She responded whilst pulling her into another area. Betty let out an ‘OH’ realizing she was silly for thinking Veronica knew Betty and Jughead kissed.

“I was just, uh, chilling?” 

“Is that a question or an answer?” Veronica asked with narrow eyes.

An arm was placed around Betty’s shoulder’s causing yet ANOTHER weird noise to escape her mouth. “It’s an answer Veronica, stop with the interrogating, this isn’t  Nancy Drew.” Jughead said with a forced laugh. Betty looked up at him and mouthed ‘Thank you.’ before turning to look at Veronica with a small smile and nervous laughter.

“Um, excuse me? Do you know who I am? I might as well be Nancy Drew, Veronica Lodge always get answers out of people.” She hissed with a sickly sweet smile to Jughead before she turned and sauntered away.

“Well that was fun,” Betty said all in one breathe, Jughead’s hand lightly traced patterns on her left shoulder over the plaid shirt she wore, which she didn’t notice before until it was just him and her standing in the emptying hallway.”So, how was your night? Sleep well?” She asked glancing up at his blue eyes that were inspecting her face.

“I slept okay Bett’s,” He answered softly, making her heart race faster, “The real question’s we should be asking though, is, are you stealing my style?” 

She laughed looking down at the shirt she was wearing. Maybe she was, he did wear plaid a lot, or had it mixed into his outfit somehow. With a shrug she pulled away from his arm on her shoulder and grinned up at him “You scared that I’m gonna pull it off better than you, Juggie?” She asked teasingly while walking backwards down the hallway.

OH, I know you’re gonna pull it off better than me.”

That made her smile grow wider, if that was even possible. Jughead noticed the growing distance and gave a pouted look “Where you going Juliet?” he asked with his arms outstretched towards her.

“Hm, there is this thing called class Romeo.” She said with false curiosity. 

“Oh, I’m a–” She completely blocked out what he was saying, her eyes looked over Jughead and she almost couldn’t believe that someone like him was interested in her. Soft raven hair, the curl that hung out of his beanie, his eyes had to be the most beautiful eyes she had ever seen in her life. She never had thought of him like that until a few days ago, because she was so hung up on Archie. Of course she knew Jughead was an attractive guy but never did she think she would be so consumed with this many feelings for him.

“Why are you staring at me?” He asked with squinted eyes.

Betty giggled, thinking of a quote she read a while ago. It usually is for the guy to say to the girl but it felt necessary in this moment, “Because you’re beautiful.” She said in a an overly romantic voice. 

Jughead’s jaw dropped and he let out the loudest laugh she had ever heard from him. She laughed as well, his laughter and smile was extremely contagious. “I can’t believe,” laughter, “you just said,” more laughter, “Betty that was amazing.” 

“Thanks Juggie!” His laughter faltered a bit and he finally started walking towards her, as a joke she decided to turn and start running down the hallway to her class that was late to. Apparently she didn’t run fast enough because before she knew it his long legs had caught up to her and he grabbed her by the waist, pulling her into his arms (which she had thought was very romantic until..) and throwing her over his shoulder. Betty pounded her hand on his back “I swear, if you drop me I will-”

“You will what?” Jughead teased from above.

“I don’t know yet, but I will do something okay.”

He let out a hum of amusement and then began his walk to class. With a defeated sigh Betty went limp “Can you please let me down?” She asked giving his butt a gentle pat.

He jumped a little “I will let you down if you stay with me and NOT run away.” Jughead added lots of emphases on the ‘NOT’. “I won’t run okay. Pleeeeeeease.” 

With a grunt Betty was placed on the ground, her smile came back once she realized what he had said, ‘if you stay with me’. It warmed her heart and made her insides feel like they were melting. She also realized in that moment, her horrible mood from this morning was now gone for the time being and she couldn’t be more thankful.

Betty placed her hands on Jughead’s waist and slowly slid them behind into a hug, her head perfectly placed under his chin. His own arms wrapped around her once her registered what was happening, he was warm like a blanket and it radiated so much comfort. “Thanks Juggie.” She said contently. 

“For what?” He asked, squeezing her into a tighter hug. 

Betty closed her eyes and smiled “For being here.” 

She could hear his breathe pick up and the soothing pumping of his heart, and then she felt the soft kiss placed on the top of her head. “I’ll always be here.”

LOL THAT WAS TRASH BUT I NEEDED TO WRITE SOMETHING OR I WAS GONNA GO CRAZY, cOOL 10/10 anyways I feel like shit and my throat hurts so bad, goodnight! <3 (ignore any spelling errors please, its so late and i’m V tired)

anonymous asked:


first of all thank you sooooo much for looking at my trash blog.


the “wellington curse” is used to talk about some mysterical, ridiculous, highly dubious incidents of HarryAndLouis being together and unfortunately seen by people. however, (apparently controlled by someone), all photos or videos that go leaked seems to be taken by a Nokia being dumped into the sea bitten by sharks then burned dry with fire. eveything BLURRY and UNCLEAR. and we call this a “curse” because every single fucking Harry and Louis are together something like this happen. All. The. Fucking. Time. What. THe. FuCK.

it’s called “wellington” because the whole fiasco originated in wellington.

and when you hear people saying “investigate it”, it means we’re gonna dig deep and find out everything about one incident.

so here we go.

back in february in 2012, the first wellington incident happened in a bar. (click on the link and there’s the shite video)

they are caught on (shitty) video, seems like kissing or have any form of intimacy going on lol

louis is leaning in as harry also simultaneously pulling him towards himself. then harry sorta holds him from behind and goes in for his neck. 

then idk what louis is doing (bc he’s drunk outta his mind), seems like he’s going in for something or idk, dancing?

here’s an enhanced gif of harry like, biting/kissing/idk into loui’s neck

very unclear

i mean, like, there are soooo many people around???? and they have so many phones????? why is this taken by a potato??????


(that is meant for a sarcastic tone)

TWO MONTHS LATER again in wellington, harry and louis are seem together in a cafe with gemma and keith.

here are some clearer pics that i managed to find. they are leaked WAYYYY after when the incident first happened.


yet apparently,


and then of course, the internet started freaking out at about 2:30, then that evening harry tweets this

and aND AND!!! it’s not over.

here is another thing that happened in wellington. the third wellington incident. (click the link for video)

actually, DO watch the video, you’ll see everything so i won’t copy what is said here as it’s not that important. but just so you see, every time in wellington, magical SHIT happens.

and then it’s not only wellington, the curse spreads.

first allow me to introduce you to tHIS.

hOLDING HANDS?????!!!!!


everythign is blurry????


noW WHAT????


how about tHIS SHIT?????



mind you, here’s just a few that i find significant, the Wellington Curse happened more times than you imagine. 

f king pissed.

when H&L has come out, they better explain every about all these mysteries.

haha here’s drunk louis again

and tHEN, ONE MAGICAL DAYYYYY. the great Ian McKellen confronted them on tHE SHOW!!!!!!!! (i think you all know when is this so…)

so apparently Harry and Louis didn’t go to the Hobbit premier, and they were in a bar or together in their house, somewhere, you see.

Sir Ian diD A THING



okay now they’re apparently sooooo “uncomfortable”

and then Sir Ian did this thing with his hand, to mimick some drink and smoking.

hahAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA Harry and Louis you are not going anywhere hAHAHAHAHAHHAH

okay, so, there is it!!! the Wellington Curse and now let’s investigate some more.

when iPhones do not turn into a potato is the time i rISE FROM ME ASHES.



WOW… You guys… 5,000?! I am honestly so blown away and thankful to all of you. I started this blog back in December when I was @the-porcelain-doll-xo and I truly never thought that this would ever be something I would come to love so much. AND I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE OVER 5,000 of you. 

I know there have been a lot of changes to my blog - my url, the groups I write for, my style of writing and series going on hiatus, etc. but I am so thankful for all my followers old & new. 

I just have a few shoutouts to some really special people I have come into contact with, become friends with and screamed with through this platform.

@kpopfanfictrash SHAN, how is it that I found one of my life’s greatest friends by simply screaming on a reblog about how much I loved Control? You have been a constant pillar of support, friendship and side splintering laughter. I’m so excited for all the fun things we have planned coming up and for all the wine. ALL THE WINE. Love you times a million you double ulting hoe. 

@baebae-goodnight @rudeboywonho I feel like it wouldn’t be right to not talk about the two of you together because we talk every day, hangout almost as much and I LOVE YOU BOTH like you’re my sisters. Idk how you put up with listening to my weirdness like 3-5 times a week, love me as much as you do and how it is that we make each other laugh/ set out to ruin each other as much as we do. Plotting with you about our next pain projects is my favorite past time. Along with eating cake and kissing your oppas. LOL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

@friendship7 GUYS DID YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THAT KATHERINE IS THE MOST HILARIOUS HUMAN ALIVE. Like honestly, she is so cool and adventurous and genuine and someone I admire with all my heart. Thank you for always lending an understanding ear, screaming with me and doing your best to always remind me that Jaebum owns my soul. Thank you for becoming such an important person in my life. i wouldn’t trade you for all the Got7 merch in the world. LOVE YOU.

@kimnamwho my kimmy babe, the ultimate hoe. How is it that you are the filthiest and also softest sweetest human being alive? You never fail to put a smile on my face with your humor and your precious accent and genuine love. You are such a loyal and wonderful friend, I’m so grateful for you. ILY.

@bread-jinie kat, idk what to even say. You are wise beyond most people I’ve met, patient, kind and such a beautifully intricate writer. You put so much passion into every place you touch. Be it your work, your writing or you friendships, you give your all. THANK YOU for being the ultimate hype queen and constant ray of sunshine. I love brainstorming with you and appreciate you so much for always reading my things and giving me confidence when I have none. And also my mother loves you too for dancing with her. ILYSM

@everybodykpops BEE. Listen, idk if you guys know how much I admire this person right here. She is strong and so unbelievably talented and has impeccable tastes in biases. I’m so lucky to get to work with her on so many collabs and get to call her a friend. STAN BEE STAN TALENT

I truly adore and and admire these people for who they are as creators, humans and friends. Thanks so much for being a part of this craziness and love with me: @daegusoftboys @igot7bangtanbaes @imdifferentshadesofpurple @yeol-stole-my-soul @yeolology @nunchiwrites @kollectionn @jaxslauj @ungiis @2jaekisses @cuddletuan @leaderbum @hoodiejungkook @dailydoseofdia @jeons-jalebi @smutfictionaddicted @yg-got7scenarios @yourmajestyqueenchelseachels @coconutheadjawbum @onlylovekpop @artificialskyway @soobadnoonecanstopher @smuttyfairy @ars-ahgase @from-dae-do-dae @sleepynamjoon @park9495 @taehyung-the-baehyung @exostential @solastia @minmelly

Lastly, just a shoutout to some people I think are really talented and awesome. Thanks for all that you do, this is my way of saying hi and you are appreciated lol

@co-kai-ne @305heaux @rapmonluv @fireheart-namjoon @royalyeol @jypnior @yves-saintlaurtuan @tayegi @floralseokjin @hobismorning @imsarabum @universitykpop @btssmutgalore @ricepot-jisung @soowritings

if I forgot anyone I SUPER apologize but I’m at work and trying to compile and scream my love while also getting things done.


stay the night  -  jaehyun

Originally posted by yoonohthings

summary; your parents are out of town for the weekend and your friend–wait….maybe jaehyun is something…..more than just a friend to you…?

genre; fluff, next door neighbour jaehyun aaaAAA

a/n;  this is ½ requests for @oohsehun​ !! i hope you like the NCT and wanna one scenarios!!! 
jaehyun is actually one of my nct (127) biases (the other is winwin lmao)

You really didn’t think your parents trusted you. Well of course they trusted you. But….with the house? By yourself? For the entire weekend, Friday to Monday? It was crazy. Last time you were left alone you got stuck on the roof and you had to get Mrs Jung to help you down. But that was when you were younger. There are now locks to the attic. And the window that gets you onto the roof. But you always find yourself up there. With who? Jaehyun. Close friend for most of your life. Always there when you needed to rant to anyone, always there to tell you it’s gonna be ok, and always there to make your heart go that special kind of boom-boom. He was also there to talk about weir things he had seen in the sky. But. That’s not the important part. The important part is, yes, over the years, you fell for Jaehyun.  Fuck. But like every fairy-tale trope, you couldn’t exactly tell him. If you did, and he didn’t like you back in that way? Friendship = probably made awkward then ruined.

“A whole weekend?! Are they serious?!”

“Yeah…they just left a couple hours ago…5pm I think…I never thought they would let me do it again after last time…”

“That was a disaster.”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know you can’t put soup in a microwave.”

“You see? This is exactly the reason why your parents told me to move in with you guys one time.”

“Jaehyun that was a joke and the only reason why they wanted you to “move in” was because you cook spicy pork really well. You couldn’t tell but I was doing air quotation marks.”

“Of course you were…are you going to be alright by yourself?”

“I’ll be fine! Trust me…”

It only took 5 minutes. 5 minutes. And then you weren’t ok. You weren’t fine. You were tearing up, crouching on a chair in the kitchen, phone in hand, equipped with an electric fly swatter. Yep….only one explanation to that…and that is? 


[9:10 PM] from JaeYuk🍖: y/n wtf….it’s not even been 5 minutes…

[9:10 PM] from Y/n 😇🤗: jAEEEEEEEEE HELP

[9:10 PM] from JaeYuk🍖: …………….i’ll be over in a minute….

You could tell that Jaehyun was sighing. You could definitely tell that he let out one of those long, un-interrupted sighs that he normally does when you do something stupid or weird. And the weird thing about this was that he actually took a minute. Running from his house to yours in his adidas joggers, a random jumper and his vans, he was at your door when the time hit 9:11 PM. Well…was he planning to go over to yours already? It doesn’t take him that quick to get to yours. Anyways, running round the back to the garden door, the lock clicked, and he quickly closed it after him so none of the cold air gets in. Then, he just sees you, aiming to throw the electric fly swatter at the bug.

“Oh, no, easy tiger…don’t throw the swatter. That’s not the brightest of things to do…”

“Jae what else do I do?! I’ve done everything!!”

“Throwing the god damn fly swatter wouldn’t help anyone or anything, Y/n.”

“Then get it!!”

“Alright….hold on….”

Jaehyun said, picking up a spare glass and piece of paper, placing the glass over the bug, then sliding the paper underneath, so that he could place it outside. Closing the door, you still….had the damn fly swatter in your hand.

“Are you going to put the fly swatter down now?”


“It’s gone. It was only a beetle.”

“Only a beetle?! You say it like it was nothing…”

“Because it was only nothing!”

“Oh come on Jae…you know I don’t like bugs. Or beetles.”

It was…actually true. You didn’t like beetles, or bugs, or both. The only exceptions would probably be ladybugs, butterflies and bumblebees and that’s mainly it. Anything else can go fuck itself. With something sharp and sand paper-y. You sighed, putting the fly swatter down, looking to your phone. 9:14PM. Only just 9:14PM. God…this was going to be a long weekend. 

“Have you eaten?”

“Hm? Yeah…I ate with my parents before they left.”



You sighed, standing up to walk into the front room. Your arms were raised over your head, stretching yourself out. Man, you kind of sat on that chair for a while…it’s not that comfortable. Jaehyun followed in, kicking his shoes off and then proceeding to sit on the sofa. 

“Jae I just realised something…you came here quickly. Like…you took exactly one minute, like you said…you couldn’t have gotten out of bed that quickly…”

“Yeah…well…I was actually planning on coming over anyways.”

“Really? Why?”

“It’s friday…I got nothing to do.”

Ha, Jung Jaehyun, you god damn liar. Yeah, he was kind of telling the truth with the boredom bit, he was pretty bored at home in bed. But…he was also coming over just to be with you, to be in your company. Just to at least have his arm over your shoulder, and you asleep. Those moments are nice. But the moments where you two just lie awake talking nonsense about the world, laughing to each other. Those are nice too. The best moment, are those two moment scenarios combined. You’re just lying in his arms while he’s just talking nonsense about anything and everything, with nothing making sense. A lot of people, including your parents ask you if you and Jaehyun are a thing, in which you reply with a short and brazen no. But with those little scenarios, of course people are going to ask. Sometimes people associate those things with couples and stuff, not friends. Of course, you two have been doing that ever since you were little, so nothing was weird or anything, you two thought it was normal to hug each other and stuff for long periods of time while being so close to each other without having the need to say ‘fuck it do you wanna make out or something idk it kind of feels like you want to’. Staring off into space as normal, Jaehyun’s head was in the stars while you tried to get his attention. The main word here is tried. So what do you do when you can’t get his attention? 


Slip yourself under his arm and just wrap your arm around him. And…cue the pout. You pouted at him whenever he wasn’t paying attention, even when it was just the two of you. Gazing down, a smile came across his face, with maybe a chuckle coming out too. 


“You didn’t answer my question…”

“What was it again? Sorry I must’ve been daydreaming…”

“I asked if you wanted to stay the night…”

“Mhm…I can’t be asked to go back home…”

“Even if you ran?”

“I’m too tired…”

“So are you gonna stay?”

“Sure, it’ll be warmer than my house.”

“The heater’s still broken?!”

“Yep…it’s not fun…”

“And this is why I tell you not to play basketball in the garage.”

“You initiated it first!!”

“You’re right…”

The TV played on in the background, but you and Jaehyun didn’t pay any attention at all. None was on the tv, all was on each other. You kind of wondered though…why did he want to come see you? Yeah he could of been bored, but if he was bored he could of just texted you…why did he have to come see you in person? You kind of knew something was up, but you didn’t exactly want to assume what he was feeling. Who knows? It could be fully red, undeniable love for you. It could be the fact that you can’t really be trusted by yourself and that you needed protecting from the smallest of bugs, even beetles. Or it could be that he just wanted to be in your company, like always. That was always the case. You couldn’t help though…that your head was definitely telling you that…yeah, he came over for a completely different reason than the ones you just named off the top of your head.

“Is it me or is this sofa kind of uncomfortable…?”

“It’s probably you…I’m pretty comfortable where I am…”

Yeah you’re pretty comfortable- because you’re lying on him. Your whole being was just lying on him. He was pretty comfortable, to tell you the truth. The whole time that Jaehyun was getting comfortable on the sofa, your body shifted. So in the end, while Jaehyun was lying down, you  became a little koala bear- your arms were wrapped around him, and one leg over his. 

“Yeah that’s because you’re lying on me and not the sofa.”

That’s what…I just said. You sighed, playing with the sleeve of his jumper, your finger tracing each and every curve on the arm. Things like that make you sleepier, it just calms you down a lot. 

“Oh yeah…you got a point there…do you want to move?”

“Nah, I’m fine, you’re probably wanting me to stay like this so that you could fall asleep and that I would have to carry you to your room like last time.”

“…Do you read minds or something…?”

“So you do want me to carry you to your room?”

“…You know you can get a lot of money for mind reading…like those mystic people in the paper…”

“You’re changing the subject.”

“You could buy a lot of pork with that money….and americanos…and peaches too. You can get ones that have like the panty looking casing on them…I’ll show you!!”

And so you just take out your phone…and look up peaches with panties. Just to distract him from his own questions. But wait…who knows if he was actually was ok with carrying you up to your room? Like a princess too, just to add that. All bridal style, you know. Sweet, like you, basically. And those peaches with the panties lead you to both talk about….somehow….aliens. 

“The russians say that we’ll have contact with aliens in 2031.”

“Really? What is the first sentence that we’ll ask them if we come into contact with them?”



Tony or Steve?”

“Oh they’re definitely Steve. There’s no denying it.”

“But then again….they did kind of attack us in the first film…”

“Yes but there’s no way in telling they’re the Chitauri aliens. The would only get offended by the avengers if they were the Chitauri aliens and if they watched the avengers.”

”We’ll get them to watch the second one.”


“Yeah, who knows, they might end up on your doorstep or mine.”

“If they come to my doorstep I’ll point them in the direction of your house. My mum will only think that me and the alien are dating anyways…”

“Wait…would she really say that?”

“These days, unfortunately…yes.”

“Why’s that?”

“Uh…she’s getting to that point where she thinks I need someone and it’s actually putting a lot of stress on my side because of school and stuff…so anyone who she sees me with…she thinks I like them and stuff…”

“Well you have me….”


Wait what indeed, dear Y/n. He did in fact say that you had him. What’s with all these cryptic messages that he’s given you today? First it was the checking to see if you’re ok, coming to save you from that beetle, holding you a little tighter than normal, the whole scenario about wanting to carry you and stuff, and now the ‘you have me’ sentence. Jung Jaehyun would you care to share your feeling about Y/n right here right now? Yes, he did in fact like you back. A whole lot. A whole…lotta love for you. Maybe even more than you liked him. He always felt a certain tendency to look after you, protect you- hold you. He wanted to do nothing more than that, just hold you every single day. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that he didn’t know that you liked him back and the fact that he thought that you liked someone else, he would be doing a lot more than just holding you…if you get my drift. Like….holding hands. And kissing and stuff. Just simple, lovely things like that. He never really had a feeling like this for you before, but it started to come around the same time as you; during high school. This wasn’t to say that this was a hormone induced love interest on both sides, but it only played a small part. Instead, it was just a…love-love interest. No fancy gadgets or apps to say that ‘hey you two look like a cute couple swipe up to fuck and swipe down to say fuck off’. No, this was just pure, unadulterated love interests. Simple. You could say that this was skinny love, but it was more like skinny-for-the-love-of-god-just-tell-each-other-that-you-like-each-other. 

“Hey Y/n, do you ever think about someone who you want to really love…but for some reason you can’t?”



Asleep. Fast asleep. You were going through with your initial plan and you didn’t even realise it. You just got really, really tired after talking, and hearing his voice, talking about something that he was truly interested in and loved, sent you to sleep, along with his soft heart beat, drumming against your ears. Like a little kid, who falls asleep to the sound of their mother’s heart beat and voice. Obviously your relationship with Jaehyun wasn’t like that, some aspects definitely were though.


“It’s pretty late…”

“How late…?”


Did you guys really stay up that long talking about peaches that have panties and what avengers film aliens should see in 2031? Wow, you two certainly have good imaginations.

“You’re falling asleep, maybe we should go to sleep…”

“Nooooo…..I’m ok………”

“Y/n you’re falling asleep again.”

“Leave me be….let me sleep.”

“Alright, I’ll let you sleep here, and I’ll just go sleep in your bed. Without you.”

“Jung Jaehyun don’t you dare–”

“Then come on…or….”

“Or what…?”

“Is this your way of telling me to carry you like last time?”



“…I have no feeling in my legs.”

“…I’m still not carrying you.”

“Oh come on!!”

You said, standing up with a sigh vanishing from your lips. One more sigh came from Jaehyun, a small chuckle coming out before a pat on the back, and a small rub too. With Jaehyun turning off every appliance downstairs, you watched him as he moved around quite quickly, just to be next to you again. Some things were adding up Making your way up the stairs, you did feel the sensation that was your legs coming back to you, along with walking down the hallway to your room. Turn on the light, let Jaehyun in, close the door. You started to take your jumper off, and to Jaehyun’s surprise too.

“D-Do you want me to turn around or something?”

“Huh? Oh, it’s ok, I have a shirt on underneath, chill.”

You manner was now kind of….laidback, very different to the one that you displayed downstairs. Just whipping that jumper off, making Jaehyun have a heart attack, by any chance do you have a…plan? No? Wow….that’s a first. Jaehyun strided along your bed, sitting down on it, watching you get ready to sleep. He didn’t realise that girls do quite a bit before they sleep. Wipe off their makeup, brush their hair, the lot. Everything to do before having a good nights sleep. You turned around after getting ready, doing the same as Jaehyun did- sit on the bed. You got under the covers first, then Jaehyun followed. And like always, one arm was always in the little crevice of your neck, just pulling you closer. And the other arm was keeping you close too, while your arms were snaked around him. It was how it always was. Just you two, lying in each other’s arms.

“Night Jae…”

You mumbled, your eyes closing. Your face was fully submerged into his neck, your head supporting his. You were surprised by one thing though, one more night time surprise to add up to his cryptic messages- a small kiss, planted on your forehead. Just a small, but slightly messy one. Of course, it was quite late, the dude was tired as hell, and so were you. But nonetheless, it was a kiss to show affection. The only thing though? He never kissed you on the forehead before. In fact, he’s never kissed you before full stop. At all. This was the first kiss he gave to you. Ever. His tired ass must of been like ‘fuck it’ and just did it anyways, thinking that you wouldn’t notice- but you did. So you two, slowly, but surely, drifted off to your dreams, in each other’s arms. Honestly, that was the best way to fall asleep with each other. Just you, surrounded by his arms, projecting his care to you without him knowing. And Jaehyun, taking the heat and love from you, and going to town with it. He really did like having you in his arms. But that peaceful sleep was disrupted. By a freak thunderstorm– that wasn’t supposed to happen until later on in the morning. Oh well. One crack of thunder woke you up, making you rub your eyes. But…guess who else was woken up? Jaehyun.

“What….what time is it?”


“In the morning?”

“No we slept through lunch and breakfast…yes in the morning…”

“Maybe we should try to get back to sleep…”

“I can’t…even if I tried.”

“Why? Is there something on your mind?”

He asked, turning over to face you. You kind of just,,,sigh, before glancing over to Jaehyun. Come on, you want to tell him you like him right? When it’s just you two, and your parents aren’t there to tell you jackshit? Well, now’s the time. Maybe. Ok yeah, it’s definitely time to tell him you like him. Now, come on, just tell him. You want to…but your hand won’t move. Or your body, You can’t move. You’re so still, but so shaken up on the inside. It’s crazy to think that Jaehyun could do this to you, even after all this time. A small gulp, and geronimo.

“Yeah…there is…”

You asked, a smile being graced across your face. A genuine smile. A cute, genuine smile. You also….braced yourself for utter heart break and despair. Just getting those tears ready. And then, everything went white. Black and white. and grey too. You let the words fall out of your mouth. Just let them fall, no picking them up.

“I…like you.”

“Y/n are you really confessing to me at…4:53 in the morning?”

“Sooner rather than later, right?”

“Yeah…that’s true…”

“Alright…I’m going to get back to sleep–”

“Not so fast…you forgot something.”


He stopped, a blush creeping onto his cheeks. He didn’t know that he would get this far. But…uh…he did. Now, he had to do it. He wasn’t going to sleep if he didn’t. ‘Fuck it’. Cupping your cheeks, holding them gently, Jaehyun held you close, until he leaned in. Leaning in a little more, until you two were nose to nose, and then, surely, lips to lips. Your eyes widened a little at this sudden action, but you then warmly welcomed the kiss, melting away like your worries about being rejected. Your eyes closed, feeling the warmth from his heart. He pulled away slowly, a genuine smile like yours resting on his face. Your…face was confused. But…it did tell you that he liked you back. Resting back into the usual position, your smile came back, hiding your face into his jumper again.

“So…are we a thing now?”

Your immediate response was a small nod, leading Jaehyun to chuckle a little, before leaving small kisses on your forehead, just like he did before you two fell asleep the first time. The morning was peaceful, like you two in bed. Just resting with each other, it was such a nice feeling. And now that you two are actually a couple now, there was a secret comfort and peace that was now found- in both your hearts. Just from Jaehyun staying the night.


[12:10 PM] from JaeYuk🍖💓: cup. paper. cup over bug. slip paper under cup. cup outside. job done.

[12:10 PM] from Y/n 😇💘: JAE IT’S GOT MORE THAN 4 LEGS HELP 


[12:11 PM] from Y/n 😇💘: if you come over and get it you can stay the night again

[12:11 PM] from JaeYuk🍖💓: im on my way 

[12:11 PM] from Y/n 😇💘: sucker

[12:11 PM] from JaeYuk🍖💓: what 

[12:11 PM] from Y/n 😇💘: what 

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Soukoku Fluff One-shot Fic Rec List

First things first, I am probably not in any position to make recommendations; I’m just a Soukoku fluff devotee who has dedicated my whole fandom life to hunting down every single one of them.

I try my best not to read angst (bc I don’t need it; my real life is already too angsty lol) but because this is Soukoku, it’s hard to avoid angst completely. Also, I’m not really into smut, unless it’s woven into a good storyline, or sometimes I just read them because there’s no more fluff :(((((( 

BUT Soukoku fluff is my life because these two just deserve all the happiness you know?? So I just want to share my love for these particular fics and the overflowing happiness they have brought me. So here, here kill yourself with fluff (take note that this isn’t in any particular order).

But first here’s the fluffiest official art for you:

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Ok. Sorry, I have to rant, and I am normally the last person to take to my keyboard and spew my lamentations all over the place like 99% of the bleeding hearts on this site but I’m just extremely bothered by this tonight.

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27 hours in the SNL standby line for dress rehearsal 9/30/17

Scroll down for standby tips, a list of things you might need, and places you may need to visit for standby!

Here is a description of the timing of waiting in standby:

@myloveholtzy and I have been planning for this for weeks and the time had finally come! I was lucky enough to have my Friday class cancelled so I could go back to the city early enough to guarantee a good spot in line. It’s Thursday night and we’re packing our things anxiously, even laying out cardboard that @myloveholtzy had been saving for weeks for this very day to see if it was enough room to sit and lay down. We try to get some sleep. It felt like a second later when the alarm went off and I jolted up in bed, confused but ready to go. 3:00 AM.

We leave her apartment at 3:40 to catch the train to Rockefeller plaza. We get there at 4:20 and there are only 7 people in line. Our chances look pretty good. Most of the standbyers are asleep so we lay down our cardboard, set up a pillow and blankets and try to sleep. This is going to be our home for the next 27 hours.

It’s a funny thing camping outside on the streets. Everyone wakes up about the same time, as if we were at a sleep-away camp. There’s a sense of camaraderie, we’re all braving the cold for the very same purpose.

Slowly, people start arriving and setting up camp in line. By 5:00 AM, there are a total of 12 people in line. The rest of the city starts to wake up, there are more cars whizzing by, more people speeding by with coffee in their hands. 

We fall asleep again and wake up at around 8:00 AM. There are 16 people in line. We watch movies and talk and meet new people in line and answer tourist questions, so many tourist questions. By 11:00 AM, there are almost 30 people.

We eat a lot of McDonalds and answer some more tourist questions. Then we are stricken with a genius idea (that’s what happens when you’re in the same place for so long, your mind is a wonder). We make signs to avoid the common tourist questions. It’s a huge hit! All of a sudden, people congregate around our signs and we get a laugh out of them. It’s a wonderful feeling and they ask more interesting questions besides the usual “What’s this line for?”. We get so many gasps of “Ryan Gosling!” and an SNL intern even stopped to take a picture of our sign! Our signs made it to Twitter too, this is my legacy. 

By 5:30 PM, there are about 40 people in line. The day is starting to wind down. We watch more movies and talk more about anything and everything.

More waiting and talking and movies and napping. We are moved to a different spot as the other line for Nintendo starts to wind down. At around 9, we are moved again to our final spot.

We go visit Rockefeller at around 10:30 PM and saw Beck probably going back to rehearsal! 

It’s sleep time but there’s a shit ton of jack hammering. No, not just jack hammering, full on earth shattering drilling. I wonder how I’m ever going to sleep.

By now, there are almost 100 people in line. I bundle up and try to sleep.

We start waking up at around 5 the next morning. My body is folded into a position I never thought I could achieve just to avoid the cold. At 6, we start packing up our things. We made it. We did it.

Pages come out at around 7 to give us our tickets. Finally.

We victoriously take pictures of our tickets; this little piece of blue card stock was our first place trophy. But it was not over yet. We go home, take long hot showers and collapse into deep sleep.

We run back to Rockefeller plaza and arrive at 6:50 PM where we have to wait in the NBC store. There is a crowd of people packed like sardines. The pages line us up in order of our ticket numbers. We rejoice at the sight of our fellow standbyers. The line legend lady tells us stories of how she’s kicked line cutters out of the line and how different the system used to be. What a legend.

Finally, we are moved to a staircase behind the NBC store. Through the window, we see Richard, an Australian guy and an all around nice person who was 2 spots in front of us in standby. He is on line for the live show. We line up in twos and Line Legend Lady tells us more stories. We laugh off the nervousness and her ambience makes us feel better, she’s done this for 10 years so she’s chill about the whole process.

They move us up the stairs but there is still no guarantee of getting in. We arrive at the elevators and I sneak a Fallon-style picture of the elevator floors. Finally, we’re in line near the lounge but we’re standby, we don’t get to sit in the lounge this time. We get closer to the studio, I can hear 8H commotion, a page collects our tickets and it hits me. We’re in studio 8H. Pages rush us to our balcony seats, I am in the right section, close enough to watch the show with some lights in the way. It is hard to see some skits below us but it’s ok, it was all worth it.

The rest is self explanatory but here are some highlights that weren’t in the live show:

  • Melissa, Cecily and Kate doing the warm ups. Kate turns to our section twice and waves at us.
  • Kate holding Melissa’s hands and pulling her along after the warm ups. It was Melissa’s first warm up.
  • Kate crawling on the ground to pop up as Jeff Sessions in the cold open.
  • Emma Stone showing up during Ryan’s monologue.
  • The elephant man sketch was cut, it was kind of weird (kate as an air flight attendee and Leslie saying ‘bitch’ were great, the rest of the sketch was funny but not as funny).
  • An auto line sketch was cut, it was borderline creepy (beck plays a window shield repair man who removes their window shield repeatedly to hit on Melissa who plays a 17 year old high school soccer player).
  • Kate as Angela Merkel waiting behind the black screens next to weekend update, watching Colin and Michael supportingly and laughing hard at their jokes.
  • Ryan shaking as Kate feels his butt, trying to hold in his laughter.
  • Kyle pretending to play piano in the bar sketch but stopping before the music ends, garnering more laughter than the actual sketch.
  • Kate pulling the new cast members to the front in the goodnights. Everyone hugging. The goodnights are my favorite part.
  • Apparently Beyonce and Ryan’s gf were at the show. And now I know Aziz was also there. Wow.

Now for some tips if you want to do standby:

  • The line is normally on 48th street in front of the Nintendo store. There will be an NBC guard there so you can ask if you’re unsure about whether you’re in the right place or not. Or just look for at least one person in a camping chair with huge bags and probably coffee. (I say “normally” because that day happened to be a huge Nintendo release so there was a long ass line for Nintendo and we were moved multiple times).
  • NO CUTTING Line Legend Lady makes this very clear seriously talk to her she’s short and has black hair and glasses and is very approachable to talk to. This goes along with NO SAVING SPOTS pretty self explanatory.
  • The line is self governed. You’re allowed to leave for bathroom breaks or walks as long as you’re not leaving to go sleep in a hotel bed or whatever (aka don’t leave for more than 2 hours just to be safe)
  • If you suspect people cutting/saving spots, tell the line legend lady and guards. They’re pretty strict about it. This might sound scary but it’s not, honestly just follow the rules and you’ll have a great time
  • Talk to the people around you! You’re there for HOURS plus these people are (usually) some of the nicest people around. If you happen to spot any of the line legends: Chris or the Line Legend Lady, talk to them! They have so many stories. Chris has done it ~104 episodes consecutively and Line Legend Lady has done it for 10 years. There’s another line legend lady but I didn’t get a chance to really talk to her, she has gray curly hair and smiled at me once so she seems really nice!


  • Camping chair
  • Blankets (PLURAL CUZ ITS COLD)
  • Pillow
  • Cardboard box (to put your stuff on)
  • Books
  • Laptop (for work or movies)
  • Snacks
  • Tissues/napkins
  • Thick socks (your feet WILL get cold at night I guarantee it)
  • Earbuds
  • Layers (again, much cold very freezing)
  • GOVERNMENT ISSUED ID (permit, drivers license, student ID but it must have your DOB)
  • Water bottle 
  • Gloves/hat/scarf (especially if you do it later in the season)
  • Playing cards
  • Sleeping bag/portable air mattress (like this one)
  • Sharpies 


  • Discount & Dollar (dollar store that sells camping chairs for $15, check the quality of the chair before buying bc someone’s chair broke idk if he checked, ours were fine cuz we checked)
  • Food court downstairs of Rockefeller (bathroom)
  • Stairs next to main lobby (there’s a water fountain in Rockefeller, go down the stairs near the lobby, there’s a glowing green sign that says something like “food court/concourse”)
  • McDonalds on 47th street (water, food, bathroom upstairs)

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anonymous asked:

Hey :) love love love your blog! I was wondering about the graphics you mentioned.. I would love it if you did a whole post on how to make them, I'm so lost in that area haha.. thanks a million

oh man oh man oh man okay. first, thank you so much for the compliment, it means so much to me that you like my blog, thank you bby <3 and okayyy let’s do this. oh boy. alright anon, i’m not a professional or all that good by any means and there are other amazing graphists that make amazing graphics but i got you, so welcome to-

let’s begin:

okay i use photoshop to edit my graphics but you don’t need to ok??


  • so when you make a graphic, you need to specify your image size.
  • tumblr photos (like the one i have above) has a horizontal length of 500 pixels 
  • so your image should be 500 x a number. the one i have above is 500 x 200 pixels. you can make it 500 x 300, 500 x 700, whatever your heart desires.
  • facebook timeline covers are 815 x 315 pixels, instagram photos are 500 x 500 (but they’ve changed so you can have any size)


  • so anon! i’m assuming you want to make graphics like the ones i’ve made before, right? (bc i dabble in lots of different graphic editing there’s a lot more different types of graphics but i think the one we want rn is like the one above)
  • so you should just start with a solid colored background
    • usually, light, pastel colors look the best. 
    • when you go dark, unless you go navy blue dark or some variant of gray or black, the background usually looks hard to look at and is less pleasing to the eye.
  • so yeah! solid, light colored backgrounds work just fine.
  • but you can hit that up with some Patterns
    • yah so you can add patterns to your background if you wanna spice things up a bit ey (waggles eyebrows)
    • either go black, white, lgiht gray or go home when you do patterns. don’t try and mix up colors for patterns for backgrounds 
      • unless you’re super super sure that your pattern will look ok
    • you can make horizontal lines, vertical lines, diagonal lines, crossed, etc. for your patterns and add them to your background!
    • do not make the patterns too bold or complicated or put too much, because the patterns on your background should be subtle. 
    • so yup, you can do things like i did in the header for this post! gray diagonal dotted lines. 

Text / Fonts

  • so next step is fonts or your text or whatever it is that you want to say in your graphic
  • typography and text is a whole thing in itself and you could write like, two hundred posts about it and not be done, but i’ll try my best to pass on a quick tuto for this
  • so first choose a text color that compliments your background. here this usually involves color coordination, but you can go by a few rules
    • and you can make cool text effects. for example make a few copies of your text and change the color just a shade lighter or change the color just a tad and kinda move the texts behind each other so they diagonally overlap to get a hella cool bg.
    • if you have a light / pastel bg
      • you can either do colors that are right next to what your bg color is (pink and white and orange, red and purple, remember the rainbow: ROY G BIV)
      • go with white. white is always an option. always looks hella good.
      • you can go opposite the color of your bg, so pink and blue, purple and yellow, etc.)
    • if you have a white bg:
      • you can work with any color, really, and it’ll look really nice!
      • go gray or black to get a more clean and crisp look.
        • special tip: to make your text pop but not look tacky, don’t go complete black. go very dark gray or just gray and the color makes a world of difference!
      • if you’re going to work with multiple colors, just remember to follow the color rules and u know what if u don’t know the color rules or just are too lazy just eyeball it
      • (no that’s not what i do with every. single. graphic i make hahaahaa h  aa (laughs nervously))
    • if you have a darker bg:
      • once again use white as ur text color
      • or just super light colors like sakura-color pink or something
  • then you’re going to choose a font
    • fonts are so darned complicated ugh ugh ug H
    • but okay. you can go on google and look up font tutorials to really get into the whole font thing but here’s a super basic rundown on fonts
    • use the basic, common fonts (but not comic sans please or i will poke you in the eyeball om g). here are the basics I use
      • vijaya, times new roman, arial (u can go all caps and get a super aesthetic thing)
    • use uniform, clean fonts (idk what to call these, i should know but wtv)
      • slim joe, big john, basic title font, brain flower, bebas, znikomit
      • whaTEVER idk these are the ones i can think of off the top of my head ok
    • use cool handwritten fonts
      • selima, levibrush, peach sundress, satisfaction
      • you can look on creativemarket in fonts to find more free pretty handwritten fonts
    • use weird but amazing fonts
      • fyi: never go overboard with the more complicated fonts never ever bc it only makes your graphic look yucky 
      • wolf in the city, men in black, franks, easy going stroke, a series of unfortunate events, romangridcaps
    • once again, there are rules to making different fonts and different styles go together, but once again, i say just eyeball it if it gets too complicated. 
    • i usually just slap a handwritten or cool font and add a preinstalled normal font to go w/ it in a smaller sized font

Shapes and Other Things 

  • you can then add different things and shapes to add extra dazzle to your edit
  • just add stuff
  • i don’t really know what to say for these shapes bc um honestly i don’t have a guide for doing this. i usually just randomly do whatever looks good to me.
  • squares, circles, and triangles are super cool though. you can experiment and play around and see what looks good to you.
  • also look on google for images that end with .png because those will have transparent bgs and are easy to use as shapes and stuff

Color Schemes / Palettes

  • i am way too lazy to explain all the color things but in general
    • go either similar or go opposite
    • light shades or colors go with light shades (pastel yellow with pstel orange) or color or light shades go with dark shades (dark dark gray with pastel pink)
    • colors go with colors right next to them on the spectrum (orange and yellow, purple and red, blue and green) or else opposite (red or orange with blue, purple and yellow)
    • and of course, white, gray, or black go with anything!
    • to look for nice color palettes to choose colors that go well together

umm so i don’t know what else to put on here. i’ll add stuff if i remember though. this was a super basic rundown on making a graphic, so sorry about not being able to answer your question more thoroughly, anon!!! 

but please, message me again if you have a more specific question like how i made my header for this post or how i made my minimalist edit, my ‘drink water’ edit, or my iphone wallpapers because i can answer your question if i know what type of graphic you want!!!

happy editing!! xoxo


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anonymous asked:

Any thoughts on Phil's liveshow? If you do, I'd love to hear them!

yaaaa omg i actually just didn’t get a lot of specific/excited questions about it and therefore got sidetracked watching the young pope lmao but YES, it was so good and def several things worth noting: 

1. the signed pic of angel in a bubble bath. like, wow. i can’t believe that phil opened with this. i can’t believe that we’re at a point where phil is comfortable showing this. i wonder if he felt dan backed him into a corner tho? bc it def didn’t seem like he had any intention of telling us beforehand and then he kept sort of mentioning that “everyone was asking” him about it and tweeting him about it and wanting to see it so i just wonder if phil was like very much not intending to ever let it see the light of day but then felt pressured by everyone asking and then i wonder whether dan had to sort of talk him down from being worried about it in some way??? ???? ? ? idk!!!!! like he seemed very calm and giggly about it but only bc, in my opinion, he seemed to have prepared a story around it that was designed to dilute its impact (that he has loved buffy for ages, that dan was for sure looking for a sarah michelle gellar photo and couldn’t find one so he settled for this one, as though there were no other shops anywhere that would have sarah michelle gellar photos for dan to find. that it “wasn’t the signed buffy photo he was expecting” etc. etc.) and then many comments about being very put off by the photo, all of them slightly tempered by the fondness in his eyes and the loveliness of his laughter. idk, overall, such a big step that he shared it (possibly against his original will), but he still did it very much on his terms, in a language he is comfortable with. 

i just love that dan literally bought phil a nude photo of a dude in a bath for his bday like how are we at the point that that is a confirmed thing that we have seen with our own eyes and that we are allowed to KNOW? i feel like i’m living in some alternate reality and every single day things keep happening with them that make me literally wonder when the fuck it happened and just rejoice that we’re getting to see it aeorijaoweirjaowierjaoewr fuck man

2. the little commentary from phil about how in their photoshoots dan is the one who gets to “do the nice smile” and people always make phil do a weird face which inevitably leads to his infamous crazy eyes. that was interesting to me bc i didn’t realize it would be so set in stone that they’d be asked to assume those roles in their professional pics but i guess it makes sense and matches up to the “branding” of phil as strange/quirky and dan as the normie/ “straight man” that is and has been discussed to death. to me it was more interesting that phil didn’t really seem that bothered by it and to also hear him talk about photo anxiety yet again, and always resorting to big eyes as a way to save him from the awkwardness of figuring out how to pose his face in a more serious fashion 

3. YET ANOTHER movie date why are they living in a utopian ideal of domestic bliss i hate them. and yet another date/outing that was accompanied by a heaped serving of social awkwardness and catastrophe. i swear their life is simultaneously too funny and lovely to be real. my fav part of this was that the story started with phil referencing the poor middle-aged dude face-planting into “dan’s popcorn” but then by the end he was saying “our popcorn.” cute. the fact they saw another movie together. with footstools. so, so cute. the fact that phil was very open and intentional and repetitive with his explanation that he went with dan, that it was he and dan in the darkened theater, dan and phil getting accosted by a falling man,,, he could’ve potentially told that story without dan? and maybe would’ve done so at some point in the distant past? but not this time. and the casual “we” he used throughout the live show was lovely too.

4. his thoughts on manchester by the sea sounded very similar to dan’s style of reviewing films in live shows and v un-phil. phil normally sticks to broad opinions: either he liked it or it was ‘okay’ or ‘not the best,’ but this time he gave v specific things he liked and a bit more nuanced opinions and i was into it. 

5. so much about the gas leaks that i don’t really even know where to start. first of all: “you need to move.” “i know.” this is the first direct acknowledgment of moving, i believe, from either of them. holy shit? and then the fact that he said “hotel vlogs” if they were to go to a hotel, as though that’s something they’d ever give us. and then towards the end of the conversation: “is dan okay?” “yes, we’re fine.” i love when one of them answers on behalf of both of them, it’s gross and also so instinctive and it makes my heart soar. i feel like all of the jokes have been made about the very universe trying to force them to move and i’ve written so much on how sure i am that it’s going to happen soon, so i have nothing to add there. it’s happening SOON yall. they’re moving. i guarantee. 

6. phil retelling the meerkat story was so adorable. phil googling random things to have as pets like sugar gliders and talking about dog breeds before once again saying he should stick to plants was adorable and also just continued to solidify for me that they’re BADLY in want of a dog and just as firmly do not feel that it is the right time for it. phil’s coat…. is adorable ….. i HATE having nothing to say about phil things beyond “WOW SO CUTE” bc it’s dumb and reductive a lot of the time but genuinely, during this ls, a lot of the stuff that was under discussion was just v fluffy and cute. 

overall: heartwarming. a bit groundbreaking. ironically, both of those things applied to nearly every piece of content dnp have made so far in 2017. just sitting here totally unprepared for each new development that seems to be happening with each passing day :’) 

(live show: inappropriate birthday gift - 02.09.17)

dating nct mark!!1!1!

• idek where to start tbh
• ok so since marks very, very looked up to by the baby rookies, they treat you with full respect and love you
• ofc he loves you and you love him too but y'all BICKER LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW
• ok mark gives the. best. hugs. ever.
• esp when you’re sad and you’re crying he kind of, pulls your head towards his chest and pats your back and says “it’s okay, you’ll be okay, im here for you”
• ok all the gushy-ness aside, y'all are so dumb like
• “wait, what’s that.”
• “oh snap idk??? what is it???”
• and donghyuck in the back just, face palm and just “IT’S A FLY SWATTER. YOU. DUMBOS.”
• mark loves you so much and he treats you like a little sister sometimes, jk he treats you like a lil sis all the time, but you love it
• you guys watch nct life in paju/ nct life 단합대회 together and you continuously make fun of mark like “mark you- YOU CANT PLAY HEAD TENNIS LIKE THAT.”
• marks such a fluff ball ugh
• you guys get competitive over weird things like you could be watching a variety show w him and suddenly you’d both hear IU’s good day as bgm and then mark would suddenly be like “LETS SEE WHO CAN DO THE THREE OCTAVE NOTES IN GOOD DAY THE BEST.”
• you guys once was walking the boardwalk of a beach
• he saw a juggler
• he was so very impressed, he kept clapping and saying “oh woah”
• he saw some ice cream, and was like “oh, we’re gonna go get some ice cream” and when you two went to the ice cream stand and when he dug into his pockets, there was no money
• he slowly turned to you “…babe”
• “mark. i got you.”
• but mark made it up to you by winning you a super cute teddy bear
• lol you guys go shopping together all the time and it always goes the same. exact. way. every time.
• mark shimmy shams towards you and tries to be slick and sneak something into the cart
• and you turn into a strict mom and you’re like “mark. no. put it down. what is that behind your back.”
• xuimin loves you both so much oh my gosh
• ok at first he was like “…guys you do know how this will possibly end right? especially with mark being so popular and new”
• you try to rap to his rap part in mad city and it… it doesn’t end well let’s just leave it there.
• donghyuck’s hatred for you went from 494859696 to 4495959904959596.
• he always asks you to watch the nct music videos and he’s like, shy about it but he gets super happy when you compliment him
• k every morning you sleep over or vise versa;;;
• you guys eat ceral together in front of the tv, eyes glued to some morning cartoon that’s on tv in the wee hours of the morning.
• at night you guys are dancing to every single exo song ever and pouring your hearts out dancing to super junior and free styling to tvxq dances. it’s lit.
• and when you two calm down, you guys sit on the bed and eat some more ceral together.
• you guys don’t talk about deep things or anything bc bless mark’s heart he will somehow turn it into something really stupid like you guys could be talking about what color mirrors really are and he’d say something like “wait aren’t mirrors clear?”
“mark, if mirrors were clear we’d see through them” “…what” and then it continues on from there into a void of total confusion
• you guys talk about your concerns though. you guys give each other pep talks and talk about the hardships and the biggest worries in your minds at the moment and yeah, that’s when shit gets real.
• mark is such a modest baby he’s so modest about everything and it really makes you happy, although he can be a little more confident in his skills, being modest and not letting fame get to his head is good.
• you guys react to new music videos together
• some of the members love your selfies w mark so much that they make it their profile pictures for like, kakao and put something like “my children” as their message and it’s honestly so cringe to both you and mark
• mark’s lockscreen is a picture of you and him standing beside a really pretty cherry blossom tree, totally caught off guard and just smiling and standing next to each other holding each other hand. yuta took it. ofc yuta took it. yuta takes all of the off guard couple pictures. but they’re all super nice.
• his home screen is a selfie you took with you just smiling with a cat filter (or the dog filter, whatever you prefer). he loves it. he thinks you look adorable.
• ok talking about HOLDING HANDS HMMMM OK.
• literally. JISUNG. pushed him to hold your hand bc he was taking so long to make a move.
• donghyuck just told him to man up and DO IT.
• and when he finally got the courage to hold your hand when you two were out walking together, you didn’t make a big deal out of it, you knew how nervous he was around you so you just looked at him and smiled and held his hand tighter and kept talking and walking.
• “i am, your favorite nct member, right?”
• “of course you are!!!! it’s not like it’s jaehyun or anything!!!! love u mark.”
• you want mark to be HEALTHY. and HAPPY. so you feed mark a lot and make sure he gets the rest he needs.
• ok you feeding mark a lot. LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT.
• you always feed mark and he’s like “ahhhh what”
• but he likes you feeding him and all but he’s so embarrassed since he’s like, a younger member but the oldest out of the younger members and it’s kind of…idk new??? to him.
• HE’S JUST KINDA “are u sure u’ll be ok”
• he just wants you safe and that’s so rjrrjkgt
• he’s the type of boyfriend that has no idea how tampons/pads work or what they do or why anyone needs them, but he carries around a few just in case you need them.
• mark the type of boyfriend that’s willing to fail his own test in order to help you study for your test
• but if someone is a danger to you and/or bothers you, he takes you away from them and just takes you somewhere else, away from that person.
• you’re his angel
• he asked you out by getting his guitar and singing to angel by exo
• so cute it was the cutest thing omg
• you were so overwhelmed and started tearing up and he hugged you and freaked out and ok that was kinda funny
• ok before you guys dated you were both trainees and it was just kinda like “you speak english??? OH GOD ME TOO. HEY.” and you guys were just close friends who leaned on each other and relied on each other through tough times and everyone teased the two of you and both of you were like “ugh stop it gosh we’re friends alright.”
• but you guys were like “…friends. yup. just. friends.”
• and jaemin almost exploded bc oh my god it’s so obvious stop being so stupid guys.
• so he pushed mark so hard, so hard, until mark confessed to you and gosh it was a good day.
• oh god ok on your one year anniversary he got you a cake and couple rings and got the younger ones to sing lucky by exo w him and i swear mark is so extra in the most lowkey way.
• you guys share everything like, skittles, candy in general, chopsticks (when one of you are like “nah i don’t want to eat” but want a bite of food or something), water, hats, jackets (ok you just take his hoodies but he doesn’t mind), ev e r y t h ing
• mark is good at everything and it boggles your mind how someone THIS PERFECT LOVES YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART
• you could be the best vocalist ever or the absolute, hands down, worst vocalist ever, he still loves your singing.
• duets w mARKKKK. he would play his guitar and you two would just sing to random songs and honestly, couple goals.
• marks so shy and he doesn’t say “i love you” that much but he tells you that he loves you, a lot surprisingly and it makes you feel special and marks all about that so he’s like sdjjff yes i love her
• you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him, and he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you
• he always gives you one of his ear buds so you two can listen to music together
• well. mark can’t cook very well, he can cook ramen and other simple things so he tries to cook for you the best he can and that’s so sweet tbh

• he cusses but not TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW.

• KINDA LIKE “oh damn”



Let’s Just Laze [ night ver ]

Wanna One’s Bae Jinyoung X Reader [ fem ver ]


bullet-point ver.

wanna one masterlist
produce 101 masterlist

day ver [ coming soon ]

• lazy nights with your boyfriend, Bae Jinyoung
• just fluffy and pure

finals are taking a toll on me. I’m literally only able to write late at night or on the way to school in the mornings rip lol
but I have to do something more productive than sleeping all the time
not prepared for finals at all I can just throw myself off a bridge
but I hope you like your Baejin fluff sis, @lai-gvanlin !! even if it is in bullet-point

- Admin L

🌗 nights with Bae Jinyoung 

• honestly
• you don’t know anymore, all you know is that you fell asleep in a really comfortable place
• your finals just ended and after days of cramming and endless studying, you’re drained of all energy yet you still agree to go hang out with your boyfriend
• luckily, you guys just crash at his place
• it’s like 3.30pm? you guys should be going to celebrate by getting milk tea
• but it is your Senior year finals and it is just too tiring and it wore you out completely
• his parents are overseas for work so the house just holds the two of you
• you have no shame
• you throw yourself onto Jinyoung’s bed and before you know it, your head droops and your eyes flutter shut
• zzzzzzzz
• Jinyoung comes back with a glass of water for you only you fast asleep on his bed
• the smile on his face
• o m g
• he’s just super amused and happy you’re finally resting
• you deserve to sleep as much as you like without being disturbed so he takes the couch
• idk another way to spell cuddles is J i n y o u n g
• but at the same time he doesn’t want to disrupt your sleep
• he catches zzzzz on the couch
• when you open your eyes, it’s pitch dark other than the moonlight shining in from his open window
• it takes you a few minutes to recount what happened
• you know like that weird feeling when you’re awake but not really
• yes, that
• you find Jinyoung asleep outside in his living room and lets out a series of ‘aww’s bc why not he’s adorable
• you realise neither of you have eaten dinner so dig around in his kitchen, making a mental note to reimburse his parents
• but they love you so much they won’t have it. in fact, they’ll probably buy groceries for you
• you find a ton of stuff
• at first, you aren’t quite sure what to cook and you want to just run to the nearby convenience store to buy instant noodles
• but you’re also like ‘f*ck that Jinyoung deserves healthy food’
• ‘I am talent.’
• ‘I scored an A* for home economics Gordon Ramsay is shaking’
• also bc you two are a domestic couple
• so wholesome :“)
• Jinyoung wakes up to the smell of food cooking in the kitchen and the thinks someone broke into the house
• he doesn’t go to investigate because he’s tired
• ‘Did they break in because they wanted to use my kitchen? They can’t be dangerous.’
• 'They could be boiling a huge pot of water to dunk you in.’
• yup, he’s up and at you
• but his anxieties fade when he sees you just out here cooking
lmao I actually can’t cook rip future husband idk how I got that A in home economics
• you’re just casually boiling soup and adding carrots in when Jinyoung hops onto the counter
• 'Babe, what are you doing?’
• 'Cooking dinner? We both didn’t eat.’
• he laughs and ruffles your hair, 'You know we could have gone out somewhere nice right?’
• you raise your eyebrows and holds up a knife like bOI
• 'Are you saying my cooking isn’t good?’
• wh00ps Jinyoung
• 'no! No! You don’t have to slave over it. You should have woken me up!’
• lol Jinyoung you sleep too deeply
• you shake your head and continue focusing on the food
• ’….so what are you making?’
• ’……um you’ll see.’
• Jinyoung offers to help and he does even after your endless protests
• guys i had to google what to cook, easy dishes etc can you believe this what a great wife i’ll be
just gonna assume Jinyoung likes traditional Korean food so you’re like bitch let me impress you with my skills I will surprise you we didn’t even learn this in home economics watch me
• ’…….is that….sujebi?’
• ’….yes.’
• bc you are a domestic goddess you also made a ton more food
• with Jinyoung’s help
• tbh he isn’t a terrible cook
• very diligent and precise
• measures each cube of onion to perfection
• this turned into cooking with Jinyoung
• Gordon Ramsay who? I only know a Bae Jinyoung
• he did like two steps before giving up and considered calling his mother to thank her
• love and respect your parents :”)
• 'you know Y/N you’ll make a great mother one day’ he says without thinking and then proceeds to melt into the floor
• his knife nearly clatters to the floor
• you pretend you didn’t hear that but your red face exposes you
• 'I’M SORRY!’
• ’…it’s fine.’
• …..Jinyoung leaves the kitchen out of embarrassment
• but not before completing his tasks and asking if you need anymore help
• you’re good and honestly, you’d probably combust at the sight of Jinyoung being more domestic
• like some newlyweds or something
• anyway
• he proceeds to raid his hidden snack pile in his room and cries into his pillow
• poor baby
• only shows his face again when he hears the telltale sign of silverware
• helps to set the table
• still can’t look you in the eye but you’re pretty used to it by now
• he’s!! still!! shy!! around!! you!! let!! him!! live!!
• you literally pull a Masterchef move and dramatically lift off the cover of the pot
• 'voilà’
• me as a chef
• he starts taking a lot of pictures and won’t stop thanking you
• you?? are?? literally?? perfect??
• wifey material
• he’s going to put a ring on you
• when he brings out his polaroid camera you’re like 'nO JINYOung STOP THIS’
• takes polaroids anyways
• you two talk over dinner
• about your day, exams, school, life, weird things like why pizzas are circular but you cut them into triangles, why chairs has the word 'hairs’ in it
• then you lounge on the couch while Jinyoung does the dishes
• you’re smiling bc it feels like you guys are a real couple now
• the night is still young
• boi wdym it’s like 9pm ?? let me sleep
• but you two decide to watch a movie
• Ironman becomes Toy Story and then Finding Dory then Me Before You
• laughter becomes cries
• your head rests on his shoulder and he’s holding you close
• lol when will I ever
• the movie ends and you two decide to call it a night
• after that, you try to untangle yourself from Jinyoung
• the time is like wh00ps it’s 2am
• Jinyoung goes to get ready for bed and you wait for him in the living room
• you send him memes while waiting
• he comes back and pretty much insists on you showering and staying over since it’s so late
• you don’t really have a say in the matter but it isn’t bad, he uses strawberry scented shampoo
• you come out of the shower smelling like fresh strawberries and wrapped up in one of his shirts and spare running shorts
• bc you’re always prepared
• Jinyoung is prone to melting into the floor pls watch him
• he watches you struggle to dry your hair
• 'sorry babe but…would you let me help you?’
• you happily agree and surprisingly, he’s really good with hair and styling
• considering the fact that he always goes to the salon and never actually does anything by himself
• you are pretty impressed by how good he is with the hair brush and hairdryer
• towel dries after your hair is only partially damp because he’s scared of drying out your luscious hair completely
• also because he has burnt out a hairdryer before and doesn’t want to risk his expensive one
• you two lay on his bed, side by side just breathing your own air
• for a good hour, he’s tucked into a novel Guanlin recommended while your watching a drama Jisung suggested
• the clock strikes 4am and you get a tap on the shoulder
• Jinyoung smiles playfully at you, 'babe, let’s do something fun.’
• your suspicion arises but you agree and follows him into the bathroom
• he plucks out a whole set of face masks
• stick on masks, gel masks, clay masks, wash-off masks, scented masks, coloured masks, stay-on masks
• you name it, it’s in that box
• 'woah’
• 'wait how did you afford this?’
• Jinyoung blushes, 'it was a sponsor’
• god bless i n n i s f r e e
• you two go about selecting whichever masks you want
• 'wait babe is your face even big enough for this?’
• there’s even a 'lollipop’ flavoured one how fitting
• he helps you apply it prettily and in a n aesthetically pleasing manner
• doesn’t do you dirty unlike how Sungwoon was done
sexy bandit lin lin
• it actually comes out pretty cute ?? just like in the advertisement
• the flash goes off a dozen of times because he takes pictures 'for the memories’
• but really, he’s showing off to the world how he’s pampering his baby through his IG boomerangs
• yeah his like 78k followers really needed to see how well you guys are off and keep their thirsty asses in their own lane
• since your masks needs 15 minutes to set, you two lay on his bed
• a nice peaceful silence settles over the two of you
• one of your hands laces with his while the other traces the curves of his face
• Jinyoung is g o r g e o u s have fun with that ;)
• he just chuckles and admires your beauty from time to time
• it’s ethereal
• his eyes just stare lovingly into your own and that’s the best part
• not to mention his eyes are a little droopy and dreamy
• steals a couple of kisses
• you love how soft his lips are
• thank you innisfree for the A+ lip balm
• there isn’t much to do except talk and since it’s past 12am it’s a deep conversation
• like really deep
• won’t dive into details but it’s about your past, future, aspirations
• just supporting and encouraging each other
• you’re nearly in tears by the time he ends
• you nearly fall asleep again with your mask on when Baejin goes to wash his off
• he crosses his arms over his chest and chuckles when he comes back to your sleeping form
• Jinyoung knows enough and he knows that not washing your mask off could be a terrible thing
• maybe he just wants an excuse to be all tender and loving towards you just let me cry in peace
• he attempts to clean off majority of the mask with a wet face towel but has no choice but to wake you up
• he clutches you tightly so you don’t fall asleep while cleaning off your mask
• 'i’m sorry sweetheart….i’ll cuddle with you later.’
• you pout and sigh, offering out your pinky for him to clasp
• Baejin ain’t having it, he just envelopes you in a tight, warm embrace
• he loves skinship so much doahdosjaidh
• cuddling is a must
• legs crossing over
• your head rests on his chest while one of his arms wraps around your shoulder
• he ends up being the one turning the lights off
• it’s reassuring to have him cuddle you, just radiating off love and warmth
• he pecks you one last time on the cheek for that day
• 'goodnight, my love.’

anonymous asked:

has it ever been fully stated anywhere that toshi looked like AM 24/7 until he got his injury turned into skeledad?? because i really was under the impression that he had always had two different forms at least to some degree, and i really don't remember anyone in BNHA ever saying anything that would contradict either theory?? (i'm not trying to argue which is true, i'm just confused and don't know if i missed a panel or something where this was cleared up)

Okay so, i’ll admit that most of that was me making inferences based on the information we have so far. it hasn’t been outright confirmed that All Might looked like his muscle form 24/7 prior to his injury, but based on the info we have, i think he did, at least, look very, very similar

based on their build, i can only assume that Toshi was very similar to Izuku before he got One for All. Maybe he was slightly more muscular, but not by much. which means, his body wasn’t an ideal host and had to train and build up the muscles he needed to properly use OFA.

we know for sure that an unprepared body can’t handle OFA. their limbs would ripped from their bodies. which means, Toshi had to train his body up and up and up until he could truly control OFA without ever hurting himself in the process. and we do see a bit of this in Gran Torino’s flashback.

Look at Toshi’s body. his muscles are already much bigger than they were before. They’re not quite at All Might’s size, but leads me to believe that Toshi’s true form prior to his injury must’ve been just as buff as All Might.

(and, considering the outfit, this was during his time at UA, which must’ve been at least 15-20 years ago, given 4-5 year old Izuku calls All Might’s debut footage ‘old’)

Look at Izuku’s body. his muscles don’t buff up when he uses OFA. he just gains the strength, not the endurance. All Might has both strength AND endurance. OFA isn’t the ability to buff up your muscles, it’s the simple strength. which, again, leads me to believe that Toshi’s natural body looked just like All Might’s.

he continued to train and train and train until he had the endurance to match his insane strength.

Here, Toshi says he’s wasted away due to the surgeries that he’s gone through. This tells me that he used to look completely different prior to receiving the wound that  AFO gave him 5 years ago. nothing at all like his skeledad form. which implies that he used to look much more fit, or at least, closer to his All Might form.

all together, this leads me to believe that All Might’s true form was just as muscular as his muscle form. This is why i think he’s still able to change into his muscle form, even tho he can’t use OFA anymore. his body did, at one point, look like that naturally. but he needs the strength of OFA to access that form for longer periods of time. since he no longer has the strength to access that form, he can’t hold it for longer than a few seconds. to put it simply, it’s muscle memory on a really weird scale.

however, the one thing that does seem to truly change from All Might’s true form and his hero form (at least, ignoring his emaciation due to his injury) is his hair. his natural hair is the scruffy, long hair he has in his skeledad form. He’s had that hair style since he was a kid, as shown in the first image. but when he puts on his All Might persona, however, his hair does seem to physically change (and… who knows how he even does that idk)

it gives a visual cue to show us when he’s being Toshinori and when he’s being All Might. which is why i can pretty confidently say that Toshinori looked very similar to All Might prior to his injury, because in that flashback we see with him and Gran Torino, his hair isn’t pointed up or pushed back, it’s just regular old Toshi training up his body (and getting the crud kicked outta him)

ska;ga; okay so this was an overly long response to your ask but. y eah. that’s why i think All Might’s true form used to look like his muscle form (excluding the hair, at least)

i hope that answered your question!!