my stuff: parks and rec

  • Hunk: You should try role-play. That's what me and Lance do.
  • Hunk: Yeah, you gotta dream up some weird scenario, like you're Keith's boss and sex is forbidden because he works for you.
  • Shiro: That is our actual situation.

Hello, good sir. I will be auditioning for the part of Ron Swanson. I will not be singing because that is a waste of time. Instead, I will be handcrafting a chair from this fine piece of cedar. If I were to sing, however, it would be a heartwrenching rendition of a song that I wrote. It is called “Silence.” It has no words and no music. Thank you. I will proceed now.

all good things in life start with the letter b

- bacon
- birthday cake
- ben wyatt
- bouncy castles
- bo burnham
- blue raspberry flavored candy
- brendon urie
- boy, fall out
- bread served at restaurants before the food
- burnin’ up by the jonas brothers


“In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns … I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you.”

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Fish to Oswald and Ed:</b> Just stick to the plan and youll be fine.<p/><b>Fish:</b> I have faith in both of you.<p/><b></b> *Oswald and Ed leave*<p/><b>Fish to butch:</b> Theres like a thirty percent chance theyll both die.<p/><b>Butch:</b> Well I hope its Nygma first.<p/></p><p/></p>

Besides their mutual obsession with waffles and hometown being in Indiana, I’m convinced that Eleven would start to use completely nonsense but totally adorable compliments for her friends like Leslie Knope does with Ann, y’know? Because she’s still learning how the English language works, sometimes she comes up with non-sequitur things like “Dustin, you beautiful tropical fish” “Mike, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox” “Lucas, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth” and the boys just go along with it because…heck, it’s El