my stuff: parks and rec

all good things in life start with the letter b

- bacon
- birthday cake
- ben wyatt
- bouncy castles
- bo burnham
- blue raspberry flavored candy
- brendon urie
- boy, fall out
- bread served at restaurants before the food
- burnin’ up by the jonas brothers

Hello, good sir. I will be auditioning for the part of Ron Swanson. I will not be singing because that is a waste of time. Instead, I will be handcrafting a chair from this fine piece of cedar. If I were to sing, however, it would be a heartwrenching rendition of a song that I wrote. It is called “Silence.” It has no words and no music. Thank you. I will proceed now.

Alec: *notices the glitter on his shirt*  

Alec: OH MY GOD! Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent? 

Magnus: Oh, yeah. I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. This one’s called ‘’Sparkle Suds.’’ Dress loud.

Alec: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Magnus: ‘’Disco Dairy.’’ Spread the party.

Alec: No, that’s not a good idea. That’s terrible.


“In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns … I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you.”