I haven’t watched the Mindy Project in a long ass time, but can you not just hear these prime quotes come out of Kent Parson’s mouth:
• Kent: What is to become of me? My modeling days are over.
Jeff: You’ve got nice feet.You could post these on some foot fetish websites.
Kent: Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
• Kent: I fell asleep watching the movie Amelie. And when I woke up, I had spilled so much red wine on myself I thought for a second I had been shot.
• Kent: Relax. I’ve been pulled over a hundred times and I’ve never once gotten a ticket.
Kent: The way I get out of everything: lying and crying.
• Kent: I would never promise that. All I’ve wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.
• Kent: Dear Lord, please let this date be good. May he have the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg, the personality of John Stewart, the face of Michael Fassbender… the penis of Michael Fassbender.