my stomach is a graveyard

Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
SPARERIBS

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.


But first, let me take a Skelfie


Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts

When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!


In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture


Papyrus doesn’t like my hotdogs. probably because he doesn’t have the stomach for it!

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!


How did I know where you would go next?
Oh I felt it in my bones!


What? A telephone? Nah, I’m using a telebone.


These aren’t all of them. I’ve got a skeleTON more!



Hehe don’t mind me, papyrus is grocery shopping so i don’t have much to do.

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So you know that one vegan comment on Tumblr that basically was attempting to insult non-vegans with the most metal terms ever? 

I found a song about it. 

It actually isn’t half bad.