my stomach is a graveyard

Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.

But first, let me take a Skelfie

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts

When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!

In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture

Papyrus doesn’t like my hotdogs. probably because he doesn’t have the stomach for it!

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

How did I know where you would go next?
Oh I felt it in my bones!

What? A telephone? Nah, I’m using a telebone.

These aren’t all of them. I’ve got a skeleTON more!

Hehe don’t mind me, papyrus is grocery shopping so i don’t have much to do.


So you know that one vegan comment on Tumblr that basically was attempting to insult non-vegans with the most metal terms ever? 

I found a song about it. 

It actually isn’t half bad.