Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
But first, let me take a Skelfie
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture
Papyrus doesn’t like my hotdogs. probably because he doesn’t have the stomach for it!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh I felt it in my bones!
What? A telephone? Nah, I’m using a telebone.
These aren’t all of them. I’ve got a skeleTON more!
Hehe don’t mind me, papyrus is grocery shopping so i don’t have much to do.