My sister is notorious for not realizing she is sick. I heard from my mother a few days previously that she had a cold. My mother and grandmother ended up forcing her to go to the doctor. She called me at about 9pm, while I was working on a group project with people I barely know.
Me: “What’s up?”
Sister: “So guess what?”
Me: ”You have pneumonia?”
Sister: “How did you guess?!?”
Me: Laughs so hard and so long I actually loose my breath
Classmates, who only heard my end of the conversation: look at me in silent horror, holy shit are you a sociopath what the fuck