my siblings made fun of me but

roasteddoge  asked:

Why dont you make Pay??????

Eh… I don’t want to.

But for real. You got a seat and some snacks?

I love Pay. I really do. I’m a sucker for secret twin/sibling stuff. And @trashpandaballs did an amazing job when he created him. He’s complex and well rounded enough that a lot of people can relate to him in someway.

And being such a great fandom character, many use his character go over addictions, mental issues, and emotions in general. As well as play out humor, practice cute outfits, and think about sibling bonding.

But some of those reasons why he’s relatable is also why I’m hesitant to draw him. Mostly, I end up changing him from his original design.

You see,under all the sass and fun, Pay is a drug and alcohol addicted man, who suffers from depression, at least that’s what I’m perceiving. He also is a rent boy ( ?is that what it’s called?) so that he can make ends meat and is in some why hurt from tough dealings all the time.

And the Pay I draw, ends up being a depressed man that is seeking to get there life together, because they’re learning that they deserve to have a life and to experience happiness. And sometimes gets bruises because he knocks into furniture due to having long limbs.

I honestly don’t see Pay that way. Or at least the way he is portrayed. It doesn’t make very much sense to me. (I also doubt that Pat would ever let Pay get to that level of homelessness or starvation without doing something.)

Knowing who Pat is, the character that is, and how he acts, gives no indication of a rough up bringing. Most of the time, Pat is shown being a pretty good adult. So however Pat was brought up, Pay would have been brought up the same way. Though that’s not to say twins will be exactly the same if raised in the same environment.

Take me and my brothers for example. (not exactly twins but) We all have loving parents who taught us to be kind, generous, independent, and responsible. And yet being raised the same, taught the same, and loved the same. We could obviously not be any more different. But we have the same morals, mannerisms, humor, and some other base stuff.

So again, whatever Pat learned as a kid is what Pay would have learned too. Not to mention how loving and attentive Pat can be. If Pat were to act like my brothers or me, he would love and care for Pay through all has mental issues and help him wholeheartedly. And Pay would give the same care and love to Pat. Most siblings who have a healthy family bond, will stick together and take care of each other.

Communication is also a big thing between me and my siblings. I doubt that Pat would just drop all contact with Pay because of work. And even with the distance between them, Pat being in the Red Army, they would still find time to talk with each other. I think I should have some experience in this, especially with my brother being in the US Army now.

But yeah. To sum it all up. I just can’t think of why Pay would ever be that way. Or at least a drug addicted rentboy.

I can definitely see him being a recovering alcoholic who has depression and is finally seeking therapy for said depression. Men who are depressed tend to turn to alcohol to “get over it” Statistically, that makes the most sense to me. (especially since i know Pat would keep Pay from doing illegal substances) But with all this kinda going through my head for Pay, I hesitate to draw him because I respect for other people’s ocs and au’s.

 I love trashpandaball’s idea and concept of Pay. And if I could, I would ask if it was okay for me to do that. But with Del gone rn, I have no concrete way of asking for permission to put out my headcannons of Pay like that. I’ll still draw them, but rarely. Mostly because I wouldn’t want it to seem like I’m trying to push my interpretation of Pay over Del’s.

Then again, Pay is just a hypothetical sibling made up by the fandom for a fictional character in a cartoon to give more content and entertain us while the actual show is at a standstill. So not much of this actually is serious, it’s all for fun.

Hungry

Shawn Mendes 
Words; 1,200 (I’m not very good at keeping to 500 words 😄) 
Warnings; Mentions of sexual themes 
Request; 
Could you write a smut of Shawn and the reader being home with his family and Shawn is horny and frustrated they aren’t getting any alone time so Shawn takes the reader out for a drive into the country for some privacy and jeep sex????
Note; I changed the request a bit, but I hope you still like it anyway 😊  

Originally posted by mednes

“Shawn! Get your ass down here or we’re starting the film without you!” Aaliyah yelled up the stairs before running back into living room, flopping down next to me on the sofa. Laughing, I wrapped my arms around her neck, letting her lean on me as she browsed through the different films available.

Heavy footsteps soon followed. A few seconds later Shawn appeared in the doorway, frowning when he saw the two of us already snuggled up and ready to press play.

“You stole my girlfriend!”

“Just shut up and sit down.” She sassed back. Pouting, he settled down on the empty arm chair.

We only made it about ten minutes into the movie (some generic horror film with shitty camera work and acting that would make Kristen Stewart seem Oscar winner worthy) before we lost interest. Saying that, none of us wanted to get up and change it. Instead, Aaliyah and I found amusement in taking the piss out of it. Shawn stayed oddly quiet.

“I feel like we should be playing a drinking game; take a shot every time that blond girl screams or cries.” The younger sibling laughed at the hysteric girl on the screen while taking another handful of popcorn from the bowl.

I didn’t want to condone underage drinking, but it actually sounded like a lot of fun, “Deal. Go get some cola and two glasses.”

Excitedly, she jumped up from my grasp and ran into the kitchen, mumbling something about drinking me into the group which made me laugh.

Looking through the bowl of popcorn, I picked out a few half-popped pieces and happily began chewing away. As I laid back down on the sofa, I caught a glimpse of Shawn looking down at his phone uncomfortably.

“You okay?” I asked only to get a nod back. Was he seriously that pissed off with me cuddling his sister instead of him? Like, he gets to hug me all the time, there’s no need to be that jealous over it.

Not wanting to deal with his childish behaviour, I turned back to the film. A few seconds later, my phone buzzed in my pocket. At first I wanted to ignore it but then it happened again, and again, and again, and again, until I eventually caved.

17 missed messages from TreeBoiMendes

Seven-fucking-teen!

“Shawn, I’m sat in the same room as you.” I huffed, but as I skimmed through his messages I felt the heat rise in me.

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘R u wearing new jeans?’

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘Yup defiantly new’

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘How dare u buy new jeans w/out telling me!!!!’

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘haha just kiddin! Luv u

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘but shiiiitttt u look hot’

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘Im guessin ur ass looks g8t’

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘Not sayin that it doesnt normally look good’

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘now Im thinkin of ur ass’  

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘have I ever told you how much I like ur ass?’ 

From TreeBoiMendes: ‘like last night when I had u bent over…’

I quickly locked my phone when Aaliyah came skipping back into the room, dumping the pop and glasses on the coffee table.

“Are you okay? You look a bit red?” She asked as I joined her on the floor.

“Huh? Yeah, it’s just a bit hot in here.” Shawn choked on his laughter, covering it up with a cough. Aaliyah flashed both of us an odd look, but just shook her head and began pouring the drinks.

For a moment, my eyes met Shawn, and I wanted to go over there and slap that smug little smile right of his pretty face.

***

I won the game. After about 20 shots Aaliyah threw in the towel, complaining about a stomach ache. By that time the novelty had worn off anyway. We ended up back on the sofa, me rubbing Aaliyah sore tummy as she played around on her phone, secretly showing me photos of a guy she’d been kind of dating for a few months. What made everything funnier was how defensive Shawn got when we wouldn’t tell him what we were giggling about.

“Fine, if you won’t tell me I’ll just leave.” He let out a dramatic huff while leaving the room, heading towards the kitchen.

“Aww, Shawnie!” I called out teasingly, knowing he hated whenever I used that nickname, complaining it sounded like something you’d call a baby, “I love you.”

There was a short pause followed by a muffled ‘I love you’ back.

“You guys are so disgusting.” Aaliyah complained, her nose scrunching up in the same way her brother’s does whenever he finds something gross.

“You won’t be saying that when you and that dude get serious,” I poked the side of her head playfully, but she wasn’t listening. Instead paying more attention to the text message that just came through, and I noticed the tiny little smile tugging at the corner of her mouth, “Speaking of the devil…”

Even in the dark-ish room I saw the red flush highlight her cheeks. Once again leaving me alone of the sofa, she sat up, yelling to her brother as she grabbed her shoes, “Shawn! I’m going to see a friend!”

“Call me if you need anything.” I told her, giving her a quick hug.

“Wait, what friend?” Shawn called out, but the door was already slamming behind her. Feeling lonely, I made my way into the kitchen to find Shawn in the middle of making a sandwich.

“Hey, can you make me one too please?” I asked sweetly while pressing a kiss to his cheek before taking a seat on the counter next to him.

“You just ate, like, three mini bags of M&Ms,” I gave him a look as if to say ‘sooo’ that made him chuckle. Dropping the knife, his hands soon found their place on my waist as he slipped between my legs, “I swear you can eat for a small army.”

“I just really want a sandwich, okay?” I defended myself.

“You know what I really want to eat?” The smirk was back as his hands rubbed along my outer thigh, hitching my legs around his hip. Meanwhile his thumbs created slow circles along the inner part, ever so slowly inching higher and higher. Shaking my head no, he ducked down, his nose brushing against mine. Our lips were so, so close, barely touching as he spoke, “You.”

I didn’t have a chance to respond before he captured my mouth in a fiery kiss. It didn’t last long, but when we broke apart both of us were breathing in little pants.

“Do you want me to eat you, Baby?” I just about got a nod in. This time, I pulled him down to meet my lips, using the belt loops on his jeans to tug him closer. I don’t know if it was because of the texts or just how bloody needy I always seemed to be, but I just craved to be closer to him.

Without another word, Shawn lifted me up. Playing with the baby hairs at the nip of his neck, my other hand found his shoulder as he carefully carried me up to his room, only nearly tripping up once on the way.  

My Top 10 Anime of 2015 (in no particular order)

Rules: Are anime’s that were release and finish in 2015 and I actually watch (I can’t watch everything). They can’t be another season, sequel, or prequel, because that is another list that I am making. Also, it my opinion, so write down your thoughts on the list and not about whether or not my decision are terrible. 

10. Danchigai

Originally posted by ikaotaku

This was a cute short series about Haruki (the young male protagonist) and his four sisters. This anime shows a sibling relationship. This series is only 3 minutes episodes, but they have cute and funny moments that was fun for me to watch.


9. Gangsta

Originally posted by juhzou

This anime had very interesting characters. One of the protagonist is deaf, which is something new for animation in general. Like I never see a deaf character that actually did sign in anime before (not 100% sure about this). The other characters are interesting as well as the story. My only complaint is how it ended and how it is not getting a second season, due to the company who made got bankrupted and this was there last show.. Another company could make it, but I highly doubt that. 


8. Kyokai no Rinne

Originally posted by stella-scarlet

This series is on here only due to nostalgia. This had the same mangaka as Inuyasha and Ranma ½. Since Inuyasha help me start watching anime, I kinda watch anything from Rumiko Takahashi. This series has a really cool concept that I hope gets more explored in the second season that is coming sometime in 2016. Also the character have unusual personalities.


7. Kekkai Sensen

Originally posted by afrodited

This had a very colorful cast and an unusual story. One of my favorite things was the opening and ending to this anime, both were as colorful as the characters  (I thing the internet agree with the ending part). The setting is interesting. It is in New York, but with monsters and humans living together. The story is kind of all over the place though, but it might not bother you so much.


6. Assassination Classroom

Originally posted by kanayoshiko

This has a fantastic story and cast of characters. The octopus teacher that will destroy the world, unless his middle school students can kill him before the end of the year, is something that is very creative. This anime also focus on individual student or the students as a group to accomplish something. Sometimes its to kill their teacher, while other times its to help each other with problems (both school and themselves). I also can’t wait for the second season which is coming very soon 2016.


5. Akagami no Shirayuki-hime

Originally posted by shokugekis

This series is very adorable and romantic. The development of the relationship of the two main characters is real, fast, and well develop more so than other romantic anime I have seen. I hope to see this two keep growing in their relationship as well as other characters in the series. Especially since this is also getting a second season in 2016.


4. Prison School

Originally posted by sugoihentai

This was a well animated series with a great story. This anime might not be for everyone, especially those who don’t like violence and nudity. The story is quite engaging as well and funny (also stupid, but in a good way). The characters are diverse and can be very intelligent to solve a problem (sometimes stupid, but not always). I also hope it gets a second season.


3. Ore Monogatari

Originally posted by chizuruyu

This is possibly my favorite romantic comedy’s of all time. Also it is not afraid to mix up the whole love story. The characters are what makes this show. The story is of course interesting, but the main character which drove me to watch the next episode each week. The main character being a teenage that looks like an adult with a gorilla like face falling in love with a cute teenage girl that love him back is just so sweet. I also hope for another season for this as well.


2. Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches

Originally posted by kurokite

This had a very unique story and characters. Switch bodies with someone by a kiss is something I would not think about, but this show does this and much more in its very own way. Yamada, not only search for the witches, but also helps them with their problems. The story develop from that as well as relationships with characters. 


1. One Punch Man

Originally posted by eriina

You must be living under a rock if you have never heard about this anime. This one of the must well animated and awesome anime series this year. The action and comedy in this series is one that I probably will remember for the year 2015. I hope this one gets a second season as well, but for know I will wait for the Mob Psycho 100 anime which is the same mangaka as this series.

fuck me yeah that. whole thing about ‘parents  / adults not paying attention to kids leads them to be more anti-social in their adulthood / protect their interest’  rEA LLY FUCKIN HITS HOME FOR ME

cus when i was little, my thing was and STILL IS warrior cats. i fucking love warrior cats. if u follow me on here, u know i love warriors. its a huge part of my life and my biggest special interest and i love this series.

but growing up - my parents, my siblings, teachers, they all made fun of me for it. no one wanted to hear me talk about it, whenever i tried to show my older sister one of my books and try to get her to maybe read it, she got this like…..cringe  look on her face like “wow my little brother is so weird” and she said that like

all the time

and even today, my family and ppl i know still make jabs about it and its just - like are you fucking series? i was an 11 year old who finally found out that reading was cool and found something i love. today im just so protective of everything i get into bc im so used to ppl just….being a shit about it, acting like every single thing someone younger than them likes is ‘cringe culture’

and obvs im not the only one whose dealt w/ this lmao, but like. u know for those who are younger than me - the stuff we like, the stuff you like. its not cringey. its not uninteresting. having something you like so much, no matter how obscure it is - ur better than al of the ppl who just act disinterested and secretive about literally everything.

td;lr STOP MAKING FUN OF KIDS!!!! THIS SHIT STAYS W/ THEM !!!

Wedding Date

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

When you get a not so wanted invite to a wedding, someone tries to convice you to go.

Pairing: Reader X Steve
Warnings: Mentions of parental death


   You starred at the teal envelope with your name written so carefully in front of you. You knew exactly what it was and yet you dreaded opening it. Your thumb slid across the seal slowly opening the envelope. You waited another moment before slipping the card out of its home. Your eyes skipped across the wedding invite. Your cousin was getting married. You had received an email from your aunt letting you know that she had finally found a man. The family has been waiting to see you since all of the avenging happened. You sat the card down on the coffee table in front of you and sighed. You placed your head in-between the couch pillows, taking a moment. You heard footsteps, and you tilted your head to the side to see Steve smiling down at you.

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NICOLA JUNE 2017 Volume 6 Summer's Overseas: Okamoto Keito x Marius Yo

Hello! I take unusual longer time to translate this. I’m so busy these past few days with my personal life 😂 (but you can see me a lot at twitter lol).

Here we go. Please credit back to me if you want to repost this. And please correct me if u found any mistake. Thank you!

Barbecue and camping is a routine when summer’s come!

Okamoto :In Japan there are sea bathing, summer festival, fireworks festival and special events that only have in summer but in England, there are no such cultures. The summer’s temperature there is around 17, 18 degree and not too hot, i don’t have to cool myself.

Marius :There were no festivals and fireworks display in Germany either. Speaking of summer’s tradition, we usually having barbecue with family. The freshly baked steak and sausages was delicious! And then we went picnic at the woods or mountain. We have a passion for outdoor trips.

Okamoto: I also often went for camping. For schools abroad, the school term change just before the beginning of September, so it was fun to have no summer vacation’s homework.

Marius :Un, my teacher told me “let’s read a book until September” but we don’t need to do books report either.

Okamoto :We don’t need to join club activities at all. But there are kids that aiming to become professional athletes join the sports club. For me, holiday means to rest as much as I can!

Marius: I like Japan’s summer. Last year I made a yukata and joined the summer festivals with my siblings.

Okamoto: It’s great that we have interesting events during summer in Japan.

Hey Say Jump and Sexy Zone socialised story revealed!

Okamoto: before this interview you said “Please be nice to me” when you contacted me. Marius is really a good person.

Marius : No, no it’s not like that. Keito always taking care of me. For me, Hey Say JUMP is the 1st senior I dance at the back.

Okamoto: During our live when we sing “Arigatou Sekai Doko ni Ittemo” you shout “danke schoen”.

Marius: Oh yes. They make me come out during introduction corner for Jr comes from abroad.

Okamoto :I’m quite often socialised with Sexy Zone. There’s one day where Shori suddenly called me “Keito! It’s Shori. Can I come to you house today?”. We eat and he spend a night at my house and the next morning I send him to the work place.

Marius: You are so kind!!

Okamoto :before this, when I went for a meal with Kento, “Give me rosehip tea” i’m so surprised that he would order such stylish drinks. (laugh)

Marius: That’s so Kento. From our usual gentleman. I’m a boy, I can’t win him

Okamoto gentle advice for Marius when talk about his worries

Okamoto :Marius, when did you move from Germany to Japan?

Marius: On the same year when we debuted, in 2011. I was 11 years old that time, first of all it’s a little bit though as I couldn’t speak Japanese…

Okamoto : Being too quick to debut, you can’t really remember things on the first one or two years. Because I’m as well debuted as soon as i joined.

Marius : I can’t remember. I have been raised in Germany for 11 years, I have no idea what to do, I want a Japanese rule book (cry). I’m already 17 years old, I don’t want to others think I am lack of self reliance so I have to straighten up myself.

Okamoto: No, you are self-sufficient. Don’t worry. The day will come when you can adapt more with Japanese way of thinking and culture.

Marius: Being in German for quite long time the lifestyle and way of thinking was ingrained in me so when I tried to talk I have a feeling that i couldn’t convey it to everyone….what should I do?

Okamoto: For example, it’s fine if the way you thinking is different from the other member. As a group I think it’s good if each individu has their own way of thinking…so good luck!

Okamoto was impressed with Marius great value of knowledge!

Okamoto: The first day of new school terms, it pass quickly but there are some people who can’t make friends yet. When I’m in England, I was playing basketball alone until I could make any friends.

Marius: I am the type of who get along easily. But I can understand the feeling of worrying on how to get along with the classmates.

Okamoto: Marius is an active high school student.

Marius: 5 points in life that I keep in my memo’s mobile phone are, “be polite”, “to be grateful”, “to fulfill responsibility”, “to have knowledge” and “to speak the truth”. If I keep this Japan’s understanding, I can make friends more naturally.

Okamoto: That’s awesome. You have Japanese spirit more than a Japanese itself (laugh). I am not good at making friends so I can’t give an advice. Even though our group has 2 to 3 dressing rooms prepared for us, usually everyone will gather in one room, everyone will like “what are u doing yesterday?” and we are getting excited with our silly talks. It’s perfect that while we spend our times together we can become friends.

TRIVIA!
Marius Yo:

🌹Favourite fragrance: Rose. Using rose scents regularly for air humidifier and bath salts.
🌹Favourite stall food: Atsuatsu baby castella

Okamoto Keito:
🎸Favourite fragrance: recently like jasmine. The perfume smells refreshing.
🎸Favourite stall food: katanuki okashi.

Kicked Out (Part 9) || Buttercream Squad Imagine

As Zoe continues to bounce up and down over my small confession.

“Zo,” I try to calm her but to no avail, she continues to bounce up and down excitedly, “Zo.”

“It’s just so cute, My baby sister if growing up.” She begins mumbling words to herself.

Someone knocks at the door and I get up and open it greeted by a smiling Jack Maynard, “Oh hello,” I laugh.

“Hi,” He says stepping in and kissing my cheek softly. We make our way around to where Zoe and Joe are sat together. One look at Zoe makes my burst out laughing because she’s smirking at us.

“Speak of the devil and he shall appear,” She says laughing so hard to the point where she has tears pouring out of her eyes.

“What?” Jack asks chuckling slightly.

“Mate, Don’t try to understand my sisters,” Joe sighs, “I’ve known them my whole life and I still don’t understand them.”

I double over laughing at Joe’s comment. “Oh my god,” I gasp out wiping the tears from my eyes.

“Do I want to ask?” Jack questions. Patting me on the back softly.

“Nope,” I say softly, knowing that it was another thing to add to the list of things I loved about my siblings, “Why are you here anyway?”  

“I’m here to film with Joe?” He says in a questioning tone pointing towards my brother. I nod my head in understanding.

“Why don’t all four of us do a collab?” Zoe suggests, “I bag the ‘Who knows Y/N best’  video!”

I laugh, “What if I had plans?” Zoe raises her eyebrows, “Fine I don’t have plans.”

“I like this idea,” Joe laughs, “Let’s see how well Jack knows Y/N.”

“Did you tell them?” He whispers into my ear.

“They’re my siblings, of course, i did.” I laugh at his embarrassment.

He nods and says, “Game on Suggs.”

“Oh this is going to be fun,” Zoe says laughing, fist bumping Joe. I shake my head disapprovingly but laugh with them anyway.

__________

After a few minutes of debate, Zoe’s video is the one were filming first.

“Hello everyone, Today I’m down in London visiting my baby siblings and we’ve decided to film a video,” Zoe says excitedly, “Oh yeah and were joined with Jack Maynard.”

“Guys, I’ve made it to a Zoella video,” He says holding his hand up in mock whisper making me and Zoe burst out laughing.

“Okay, so today’s video is a 'Who knows me best’. But obviously it’s not me we have to know, its Y/N,” Zoe says pointing at me.

“So Y/N has written down some questions and we each have got a piece of paper to write our answers down on.” Zoe explains, “Do you want to start?” She asks me.

“I’m ready when you all are,” I say raking my eyes over the other three. I’m sat on the far right next to Zoe, who’s next to Joe and then finally Jack.

“I’m ready,” Joe says smirking slightly. I knew that Joe knew me the best, there wasn’t a doubt in my mind that he would win.

I clear my throat and ask the first question, “What is my favorite meal to order at a restaurant?”

I just had an interesting thing happen to me at work...

This family with like four kids came into my store and shopped around for like a half hour, but the youngest daughter who was like 6 years old started going on and on to me about panda bears. 

After like 10 minutes of pandas and giving me directions to the zoo, I decided to go back to the counter and draw her a little panda on a sticky note. Well, after she got done showing everyone in the store that I drew something for her, she told me his name was Samurai Jack.

I paused. Surely I did not hear a 6 year old child say Samurai Jack, did I? So I said, “Oh his name’s Jack the Panda?”

And she was very clear to me that, “no, his name is Samurai Jack and he’s in love with a girl ninja named Ashi.”

So now I’m like OMG, your parents are letting you watch the new Samurai Jack on Adult Swim!? What is even happening right now. Like… she started telling me all about Aku and Jack and Ashi, and was very adamant that they were in love and Aku turned Ashi evil. She threw in some Michaelangelo and TMNT… this kid was awesome!

So… I decided to draw her more doodles of Aku and made her some paperdolls shaped like Jack and some other crafty stuff for her siblings too (because crafts are more fun that retail work) and they just sort of roamed around with bags of my doodles and papercrafts until their parents got done shopping for clothes. 

It was definitely a twist to how I thought a conversation with a 6 year old would go. I have my faith in humanity restored thanks to this nice family and their awesome kids, especially that little 6 year old girl who is in love with Jashi.

anonymous asked:

When I was a child I used to tell myself stories. Like, I would walk in the streets and narrate stories out loud. It's incredible nobody ever made fun of me for that. And I got so excited because I was creating something, so I'd just jump all around. Happy times.

So cute! I was lucky to have younger siblings to tell my stories to :D When I was walking around, I’d usually just daydream excessively (I still do that. It’s not always very safe). 

I have no idea what’s going on with my fic rn but here are some actual WIPS:

- prominent daughter of a first order family sponsors gladiator-like fight because she wants to scare another prominent daughter out of dating one of the fighters

- siblings walk around the Academy and drink caf, discuss if they’ll ever return to their home planet and if hux could help achieve that

- cultural!  differences!  between imperials 

- hux’s fan club goes a bit wild, hux unaware until made aware

- kylo befriends the lieutenants 

- hux and rey are related???  huh??? 

- Wanna See Some Real Swordplay Kylo?  Here are some women to teach you

- rae sloane’s assassin women friends

- die brendol

Tsubaki Dialogue
Fire Emblem: Fates
Tsubaki Dialogue

For the two anons!

Same disclaimers as usual. Btw, Tsubaki speaks in a very sing-songy and playful way which is why there’s copious usage of ~ aha.

EDIT: Changed the nuances of one of Tsubaki’s last lines to hopefully convey his meaning across better.

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anonymous asked:

sorry to come to u but i see you as like... tumblr big sibling and also idk what do... basically a while ago u made a post about viktor's ass pubes and since then i have been thinking day and night about my own. vicky my ass is so hairy. help me what do i do

if it helps i can divulge that i have difficulty there so rather than ass pubes i have like… ass knives. razors, really. v pointy. hurts. most ppl have ass pubes i was just poking fun that the shadow made it look like he had 7 inch ass pubes yr fine boo.

This kid is picking on my sister for being white presenting and saying she can’t claim being Japanese because of it and also he stalked my instagram (even though I don’t know him at all??????) and made fun of her in front of all her friends about having a queer sibling and I’m livid.

I’m so angry not only because of his invalidating her cultural identity but also for using the identity of her sibling against her especially in a public setting. But part of me also feels guilty that I had something he could use against her and that maybe I shouldn’t have made that ammo available.

I just feel like shit and want to throttle this kid.

Aphrodite begs me to teach her how to drive.

I agree if only to see what it’s like
to be better than her at something.

She’s a terrible student.

She doesn’t understand stop lights–

no one has ever made her wait before.

She gives up after I explain
the concept of “Right of Way.”

She hasn’t waited her turn
in five hundred centuries

and she tells me she isn’t about to start now.

Aphrodite wants to show me
where she comes from.

“My siblings are a nightmare,
way more fun down here,”
she winks at me
like I have a clue what she means.

On Mount Olympus she screams and yells.

She starts the Trojan War and kills three kings

all before breakfast.

From the corner, I take notes. 

I’m not supposed to be up here,

but she’s sleeping with the bouncer.

Over coffee she tells me she’s figured out
what my problem is;

my heart feeds on fantasies
while she takes nothing but fresh blood.

“I prefer it still in the veins,”
she explains while she stirs in Splenda,

“But I’ll take what I can get.”

I stare at my Cosmo to avoid meeting her eyes.

“You scrape by on last week’s horoscope,

and wonder why your face 
is breaking out again.”

Friday night she makes me go out with her.

I think she’s spiked my drink with nectar

because my hands are starting to glow

and I’ve singed my fingerprints
into the bar stool.

I ask her if it’s always like this,

holding your breath so the fire doesn’t get out,

biting your tongue so nobody gets hurt.

She says it’s much more fun 

if you don’t give a shit.

In the morning I wake up next to her.

She insists we share a bed and play
fuck, marry, kill

because I told her that’s what sleepovers
used to be like.

She doesn’t play by the rules,
I can’t make her agree
 to only choose one.

She sleeps in and I run my fingers
across the mattress.

I wonder how many empires
have collapsed between these sheets.

On my birthday, Aphrodite doesn’t come
to my party.

It’s a kindness. 

We both know who people would really celebrate
if she was there.

Instead she climbs through my window

with a bottle of champagne.
She says her new year’s resolution
is to drink less.

I tell her she doesn’t get to have
a new year’s resolution for my birthday.

She grins and replies,

“You’ll never get anywhere
thinking like that.”

—  With Aphrodite as my best friend things start to get interesting 
Why Cullen Rutherford should be everyone’s favorite

So it has come to my attention that some people feel that Cullen in a boring character. That he’s too good, or too much of a boyscout. Even the people who played Origins and DA2 somehow feel he’s boring, or even worse somehow forget he’s even in the games to begin with. This cannot stand. 

So let me enlighten you on why Cullen Stanton Rutherford is one of the best goddamn characters in Dragon Age. Open your books to page 394, cause y’alls about to get schooled.

As a child, my sweet bb wanted to be a hero and help people. He saw the shiny armor and the awesome swords of the few templars in his podunk little town, and he heard the stories about how they saved lives and fought monsters, and the curly-haired little shit was all in. His siblings made fun of him at first, but he still went to train with the locate templars everyday to prove he could do it.

Time skip Shippuden-style. Cullen, at age 14, was recognized for his potential and sent off to the templar school for anti-witchcraft and wizardry. Even though most templars start their training much younger, my beautiful little hedgehog loved his training, and managed to catch up to, and eventually surpass, the other initiates. My boy probably hadn’t even kissed a girl before because he’s shy AF but he could take down a blood mage like nobodies business.

My sweet, sweet summer child happily took the lyrium and pledged himself to the Order when he was 18. Poor bb was so excited to finally go out and help people like he had dreamed of doing for so long. He was sent to the Fereldan circle tower.

He’s an idealistic youth, and he thinks the mages deserve more freedom than they get trapped in the circle. He believes the templars are there to protect people from magic, but also to protect the mages in the circle. He’s just a sweet bit of baklava who’s too good for Thedas.

After the circle is overrun with abominations and blood magic, Cullen is the only surviving templar, who’s not only had to endure days of torture, but also had to watch as his templar brothers fall one by one to the blood mages. By the time the hero finds him, he begs for death…my poor, sweet bb cuddlefish. 

(This part is made about 1000 times more painful if the hero of Fereldan is a lady mage, because Cullen had a mad crush on her )’: ) 

After surviving this horrible ordeal, Cullen is sent to the circle in Kirkwall, were he eventually becomes second-in-command(you go bb). Being a little older, and having suffered severe mental scars from his ordeal in Fereldan, my sweet, innocent little cinnamon roll has a harsher outlook on magic then before. While he still believes in protecting mages, he’s beliefs about having more freedom are just dust in the wind now. He even believes there’s merit in the argument for using the rite of tranquility more frequently. As the years go by, he starts to question Meredith’s extremes, but continues to follow her and be kind of an asshole.

After Meredith goes coco for red lyrium, Cullen takes command of the Kirkwall templars and helps Hawke after Meredith’s defeat. After trying to get the city back in order, Cullen takes Cassandra’s offer to join the inquisition, and leaves his templar life behind.

THINK ABOUT THAT THOUGH. Being a templar and helping people is all he ever wanted to do! He dedicated his whole life to it, and even after being TORTURED he still continues because he wants to do good in the world. His views about mages become more radical because of this, more hateful. But then he sees his knight-commander, a templar who’s supposed to be a hero, and guiding light of goodness and respectability, sink so far as to try and kill the cities savior. The templars aren’t perfect anymore, and the last bit of childhood innocence inside him finally dies as he tries to come to terms with that. He has to realize that mages aren’t the only ones doing horrible things, that maybe he’s been too harsh on them because of the actions of a few, and maybe he’s been too forgiving of the templars behaviors because he wanted to see them as just. His whole world view is fucked and he STILL KEEPS HELPING PEOPLE, because that’s what he does. He does his best to get Kirkwall as close to okay as he can, and even after leaving his childhood dream behind, he keeps fighting for good in the inquisition. (ah shit, I got legit there for a second; I’ll return to my bullshit tumblr speech now)

After joining the inquisition, sweet, pajama-wearing Cullen decides to break his addiction to lyrium, despite KNOWING it could kill his fine ass. He’s constantly in pain, and his nightmares about the Fereldan circle increase significantly, but he STILL wants to put the inquisition and helping people above his own needs. My sweet armadillo even admits that he’s ashamed of the person he was after he left Fereldan. He tells you he’s disgusted by how he used to think of mages(but only if you’re a mage, and you tappin’ that) 

So maybe you don’t want to romance this fine piece of man meat(even I support romancing the egg as the most canon option, even if he’s not half as fine), and maybe he still isn’t your favorite character, but don’t you ever suggest that he’s too good, or perfect, or one-dimensional; because he’s been through more than any character in the whole damn series and despite everything he still CHOOSES to believe that people are good and worth saving. 

anonymous asked:

from someone who can relate on being like a parent to your sibling, i complain a lot about how my mom made me pretty much give up my time/life to help watch my bro bc she doesnt know how to do it herself cus our gma pretty much raised us & when she died well that was put on me. i was 14. i just wanted to hang out & have fun, instead i got depression and anxiety from losing friends cus i couldnt hang out or live my life. i wish dean would've told her that as well.

i’m so sorry you have to deal with that, that’s not something any child should ever have to go through

and i have an entire list of what dean should’ve been able to say last night

Hoshidan Festival: Ryoma and Kanna Parent-Child Convo

Hmmm… You can really see the difference between Xander and Ryoma when it comes to parenting here. By which I mean Ryoma is a thousand times more awkward. Lonely spirit of bushido, I guess. 

Kanna too. As Ryoma’s son, he’s pretty solemn. 

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