Retitling Hamilton songs
  • Alexander Hamilton:ALOHA BITCHES
  • Aaron Burr, Sir:Talk less, smile more
  • My Shot:LISTEN UP HOES
  • The Story of Tonight:Drunk college frat boys
  • The Schuyler Sisters:I'm lookin for a mind at work (and Peggy)
  • Farmer Refuted:GET WRECKED SEABURY *aaron burr facepalms*
  • You'll Be Back:Breakup anthem of the 16th century
  • Right Hand Man:We're kinda fucked here guys
  • A Winter's Ball:Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Helpless:Awwww
  • Satisfied:ANGELICA my QUEEN
  • The Story of Tonight reprise:There's hope for our ass after all
  • Wait For It:Take me now lord
  • Stay Alive:I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEEEE
  • Ten Duel Commandments:Dueling for Dummies (also FORESHADOWINNNNGGGGG)
  • Meet Me Inside:I'm notcha son
  • That Would Be Enough:Awwwwwwww :'(
  • Guns and Ships:EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAAAAAAAAAN
  • History Has It's Eyes on You:I fucked up once
  • Yorktown - The World Turned Upside Down:herCULES MULLIGAN
  • What Comes Next?:Breakup anthem of the 16th century (reprise)
  • Dear Theodosia:LOOK AT MY SON
  • Non-Stop:TOTAL EARGASM
  • What'd I Miss:The whole first act pal
  • Cabinet Battle 1:TURN AROUND BEND OVER I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS
  • Take a Break:God dammit Alexander you need to chill
  • Say No To This:YOU NEEEEED TO CHILL JFC (but Maria's high note at the end is 🙌)
  • The Room Where It Happens:BANJO
  • Schuyler Defeated:The Schuyler Sisters (Reprise)
  • Cabinet Battle 2:Daddy's calling
  • Washington On Your Side:SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • One Last Time:God dammit G Wash you noble son of a bitch
  • I Know Him:Jesus Christ this will be fun!
  • The Adams Administration:SIDDOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER-
  • We Know:...we know but we don't really know what but WE KNOW
  • Hurricane:hoe don't do it
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet:OH MY GOD
  • Burn:Eliza my cinnamon roll doesn't deserve any of this
  • Blow Us All Away:PHILIP YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • Stay Alive - Reprise:FUCK I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
  • It's Quiet Uptown:GROSS SOBBING
  • The Election of 1800:You done crying? BACK TO POLITICS
  • Your Obedient Servant:Passive aggression game strong
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women:Awwwwwwwwww D':
  • The World Was Wide Enough:GROSS SOBBING
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story:Eliza my queen cinnamon roll
The three hardest things to sing probably ever

3. So so so so this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level what the hell is the catch it’s the feeling of freedom of seeing the light it’s Ben Franklin with the key and the kite you see it right the conversation lasted two minutes maybe three minutes everything we said in total agreement it’s a dream and it’s a bit of dance a bit of a posture it’s a bit of a stance

2. I am in the Cabinet I am complicit in watching him grabbin at power and kissin it Washington isn’t gon listen to disciplined dissidents this is the difference this kiD IS OUT

1. IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS LAFAYETTE AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE EM DROP AND BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THE REMAINS LAFAYETTE WATCH ME ENGAGIN EM ESCAPIN EM ENRAGIN EM LAFAYETTE