Summary: Once upon a time, @uncledisney suggested that pre-curse trash baby Prince Adam would be the human embodiment of snark and wear Heelys so that he could be a grade-A asshole. (Read more on that here and here.) This is what would happen if he found those wheely suckers after the curse was broken.
Word Count: 1187
Adam hadn’t dared to go into the deep corners of the West Wing since before he met Belle.