my shitty stuff

  • Shitty: [naked on Jack's bed] I've never been able to eat two bananas in a row
  • Jack: ??? What
  • Shitty: seriously bro. It's impossible. I've tried it sober (mistake), high (mistake), and drunk (super mistake). You can't eat more than one banana at a time. 'S science, brah.
  • Jack: o-kay????
  • Two days later
  • Jack: you were right
  • Shitty: about what?
  • Jack: about eating two bananas in a row
  • Shitty: Brah!!! I thought you'd ignored me!!
  • Jack: I tried it. Felt sick half-way through the second one
  • Shitty: Ho-ly shit! I was right! Science bro!!!
  • Jack: of course I'm not a quitter so I finished the second half and ate a third one
  • Shitty: Jesus Jacko!
  • Jack: I was throwing up the rest of the afternoon
  • Shitty: amazing

the content literally no one asked for

Needed to draw Jack’s sick flow after reading this post by @halfabreath

Cuz hot damn.


(I wonder if Jack like….ever wants to do historical role-play because with a beard he could probably pull off a sweet 19th century Fur-Trapper look)

My actual art blog
My fanart of another queer sports series (All For the Game stuff)

More Check, Please art to come here later ;A; <3


Magnus Bane - Pandemonium punk outfit:

Magnus’ second outfit has a punk styling with marble-effect black jeans topped with a zebra-patterned long coat that has double chains on the back and a Magnus style sequinned collar and silver buckles. The belt itself is strung with tiny silver teeth. His makeup is dark and his hair is dyed with a splash of red and spiked high.