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fic prompts - craigslist personals
  • PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME BEG. BECAUSE, I AM NOT ABOVE DOING THAT
  • Divorced & Now a Bottom
  • I’ve been on a few dates here and there…usually one a year. Two if I’m having a good year.
  • Favorite things: FOOD
  • After that, we will go and get ice cream. When asked which flavor I want, I will demand the ice cream attendant give me “all the ice creams”
  • i will be respectful of u now sit on my d
  • Hope your wrists are in good shape, that is the ONLY exercise you are going to have!!!!
  • Find a bowling ball. Then find another one. Your nuts must be at least that big
  • I am and have been a professional spanker for almost two years now
  • I’M NOT HOMOPHOIC OR ANYTHING. I THINK MY CAT MIGHT BE GAY ACTUALLY
  • I also hate people who don’t clear the time on the microwave after they’re done using it.
  • I don’t know how to swim, but I’m good at wading in the water, splashing around and having a good time.
  • huge fetish for soft angora sweaters
  • anything from this twitter craigslistlove tbh it’s a gold mine

I really don’t get why this fandom seems to be arguing over liking Lotto or not liking Lotto. It’s all a preference. Either you like it or you don’t, and that’s fine. Some people like autotune used that way, others don’t, and both are valid opinions.

Just because you like Lotto doesn’t make you a ‘better’ EXO fan than the people who don’t like it. It simply means you like that sort of sound.

Just chill tf out and enjoy that we got 3 new EXO songs today, and everyone likes at least one. And that’s great!

Time to talk about that fun subject a lot of the AoS fandom would like to go “how sad” and then turn away from: Kara Palamas, and more specifically, how she was completely abandoned by Shield—the “good guys”.

So, back to the beginning. The first reference to Kara by Shield is when Coulson says he’s “damn tired of losing our best and brightest to Hydra”. The show might like you to think that Hydra were the only ones that stripped Kara of her own identity, but in reality Shield has been doing it since the beginning too—Coulson didn’t value Kara’s life, merely her ability. Just as Hydra kidnapped and brainwashed her so that they’d have one of the “best and brightest” on their side.

And Kara really was the best and brightest of Shield—she tried to withstand Hydra’s brainwashing and even attempted to break free during it. She was brilliant agent and she was good but she was written off by Coulson as an unfortunate loss.

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We’ve taken our time and for this I’m so glad

Now we can be sure that this moment will last

We’ve traveled a road of mistakes in our past to get here (x)