my shipper goggles are too tight

“while I walk off mostly ignored by my girlfriend in favor of Regina.”

The ability that the more idiotic SQers possess to twist things to such a non existent, context disregarding, reason-abandoning degree never ceases to amuse me.

I mean, it’s not like Emma was sticking with Regina because they’re both magic wielders and had a gigantic demon to focus on defeating to prevent death and destruction, or anything.