my ship sailing itself

  • natsu :never forms a team with anybody until lucy comes along
  • anti nalu shippers :he thinks she's annoying because she IS so annoying am i right
  • natsu :spends all his time with lucy and shares thousands of meaningful moments with her
  • anti nalu shippers :Lucy is so weak!!!1!1
  • natsu :wants to peek on lucy in the shower
  • anti nalu shippers :he's not attracteed to her at all
  • natsu :grabs lucy's boobs
  • anti nalu shippers :he didn't do that on purpose
  • natsu :"you took away something precious to me in front of my eyes!! I won't let anyone steal lucy's future!!" *cries*
  • anti nalu shippers :
  • natsu :doesn't object to kissing lucy at all
  • anti nalu shippers :it's his fighting spirit!!! He'd totally do that to gray
  • natsu :i love you lucy
  • anti nalu shippers:he totally meant to say lisanna
  • natsu :marries lucy
  • anti nalu shippers :a lot of friends do that
  • natsu :has children with lucy
  • anti nalu shippers :NAKAMAS!!!