My Glee thoughts (because regala-electra asked me to write them up)
Glee is a show that when given lemons, slices the lemons in half, and attaches them with toothpicks to some empty bottles and cartons they found lying around, dusts them with sugar, and then catches some mice to put in these little makeshift lemon go-carts they’ve constructed. And then while holding their incredible First Annual All-Mouse Lemon Go-Cart Rally™, realizes that some lemonade would really hit the spot.
So they go out and buy orange juice.
(But the store only had purple drink)